Russia Declares War...

...on Emos. Discuss.

I seriously wish I was making this up. I mean ... lawl?
In Soviet Russia... eh, never mind.
The U.S. should follow suit. Let's wipe out those damn emo freaks! Rawr!

Hell, let's race the Russians to see which country can wipe out the emos faster!
It'll be a new space race. Except...different.

On another note, the article got a chuckle out of me
Well. I sure as hell will never go to russia. I'd probably be killed on sight.
MUZZERLAND DEMANDS DEATH OF EMO CHILDREN!

Ruskies are terrific, niet?
I think I just gained a point of respect for russia. That's epic.
Bye, Dark. Nice knowing you.
As I said, I ain't goin to Russia. Though, why the fuck would I want to anyways?
Yeah, you'll probably give up halfway there.

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In Soviet Russia, facebook cuts self and post on you

fixed
I was just informed that Russia invaded Georgia.
Honestly, I go to Vermont for FOUR WEEKS and look what happens.
Welcome back to the suck earth, blue. It's all gone to hell in a hand basket! Now fix it.
Wooooooow.

I mean, seriously. "NO ONE CAN WALK AROUND WITH BLACK AND PINK CLOTHING WITH HAIR THAT COVERS HALF THEIR FACE. NO EXCEPTIONS"