Random Outtakes

TOTALLY FREAQUING WIN!!!

Darkstepz. Just imagine the hilarity/evilness that would bring if it were used in the anime or the games.

They are in the game...As Chips. DarkChips. You see, what they were doing was creating a parody of MMBN called MMDN, or Dance Network. In Dance Network, you battle using dancing as opposed to chips. The whole thing arised from a typo. Tada. One mystery solved.

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Asator: Hm...
Asator: I smell a lagging chat.
Gas-N-Torch: ....also
Asator: Very much lagging.
Asator: And now it's gone.
Harbin has joined.
Harbin: Holy crap.
Harbin:;;>>
Asator: Hello Eon.
Gas-N-Torch: THAR YE BE
Asator: The gasman here was looking for you.
Gas-N-Torch: *waves a lighter*
Harbin: I see.
Nachahmen--FZ: Yo Eon.
Nachahmen--FZ has left.
Nachahmen--FZ has joined.
Stop_for_Death has left.
Nachahmen--FZ: Back.
Nachahmen--FZ has left.
Asator: that didn't last long
Tom: Mmm
Asator: hello Tom
Nachahmen--FZ has joined.
Nachahmen--FZ: I miss anything?
Tom: Mmm, yes, hello LHH.
Tom: And Fanzo, heh.
Nachahmen--FZ: Yo Tom.
Nachahmen--FZ has left.
Nachahmen--FZ has joined.
Nachahmen--FZ: Damned netz
Sora-Chan: >.> *hides hacking program*
Sora-Chan: i'm not hacking your connection <.<;;
Nachahmen--FZ: XD
Nachahmen--FZ: lol
Asator: Hm...seems after ten days of doing nothing, I've still got it after all.
Asator: In fact, I'd say that was one of my better posts.
Asator: Nothing truly epic, but still.
Gas-N-Torch: You possibly ditching Pianissimo makes me sad. DX
Nachahmen--FZ: ....
Nachahmen--FZ: god damn you
Nachahmen--FZ: WHO ARE YOU?
Nachahmen--FZ:
Asator: He's the Gasman.
Gas-N-Torch: A pyromaniac with piercing insight? =3
Harbin: With a torch.
Harbin: A very flamey-hot one.
Harbin: A blowtorch thingiemajig.
Asator: and he likes poking people with lighters
Nachahmen--FZ: ....
Nachahmen--FZ: I'm so lost. DX
Gas-N-Torch: XD
Asator: heh
Asator: this is fun
Gas-N-Torch: ='D
Nachahmen--FZ: Feegits.
Nachahmen--FZ: I bet it's someone I wouldn't even get from such huint
Nachahmen--FZ: hints*
Asator: of course not
Nachahmen--FZ: Miek?
Gas-N-Torch: Propane accessories? Want. =3
Nachahmen--FZ: HS?
Nachahmen--FZ: LAIMAIM?
Asator: no and no.
Asator: I already told you.  He's the Gasman.
Nachahmen--FZ: fresh fish?
Asator: Though I suppose you can call him Gas, Gassy, Gazzy, Torch, Captain Kickass...
Gas-N-Torch: I'd grill that. =o
Nachahmen--FZ: You people are silly
Gas-N-Torch: Yes, much. XD
Nachahmen--FZ: For now, I shall simply dub him Scrub.
Nachahmen--FZ: And leave it at that.
Nachahmen--FZ:
Gas-N-Torch: Yay! Been here 2 hours, and already a nickname. I'm touched. ='D
Nachahmen--FZ: XD
Asator: I already dubbed you five different nicknames.
Asator: Personally, I suggest the last one.
Nachahmen--FZ: he have a char yet?
Nachahmen--FZ: anything interesting??
Asator: Yes, it's a flaming monkey that wields a giant can of lighter fluid and a butane lighter
Gas-N-Torch: Yeah, I got a character. =o
Harbin: My post is interesting.
Nachahmen--FZ: Sounds like a sexy monkey.
Gas-N-Torch: We had to scrap the money though. X_x
Asator: well, it is "hot"
Gas-N-Torch: monkey*
Gas-N-Torch: Keyboard is fail. >:0
Asator: Aren't they all?
Asator: Conniving bastards.
Gas-N-Torch: My new character will hopefully get passed. ^ ^
Asator: Like how they put their apostrophe key right next to the enter key.  Who the hell came up with that idea?
Nachahmen--FZ: indeed
Gas-N-Torch: Zippo.EXE!
Nachahmen--FZ: . . .
Asator: erm
Asator: *coughheatmancough*
Gas-N-Torch: ... no good? ._.
Gas-N-Torch: Erk
Asator: Well, maybe if he WIELDS a zippo rather than BEING a zippo...
Gas-N-Torch: .....right MMBN2...
Gas-N-Torch: LAIM
Asator: Again.  Lighter fluid, butane lighter.  And perhaps some fireworks.
Gas-N-Torch: Napalm man, Burnerman... DX
Nachahmen--FZ: CrackerMan
Nachahmen--FZ:
Asator: right, right
Asator: CrackerMan!  Now THERE'S an idea!
Gas-N-Torch: [writes that down]
Gas-N-Torch: Needs more fiyah.
Asator: By the way, did I ever tell you people about LOLman?
Gas-N-Torch: ....huwa?
Asator: Ah, yes, you wouldn't know.  It's all Twi's fault, really.  When he was revealing the teams for the upcoming event.
Gas-N-Torch has left.
Gas-N-Torch has joined.
Gas-N-Torch: That was sudden.
Gas-N-Torch: What about LOLman, now?
Asator: Oh, he's essentially a jumble of letters plastered across a normal navi body with a head that looks fairly reminiscent of that of the lead singer of Psychostick (hat included).  And he attacks with random internet acronyms.
Asator: My personal favorites are "STFU" (silences one opponent) and "AFK" (invisibility for one turn).  Just because.
Gas-N-Torch: Nice. ='D
Nachahmen--FZ: XD

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Nachahmen--FZ: anywho
Nachahmen--FZ: I also mimic the traits of others
Gas-N-Torch: Ah really?
Nachahmen--FZ: hence the name Nachahmen, a german term meaning 'to emulate'
Nachahmen--FZ: my navi is essentially a plagiarist. XD
Nachahmen--FZ: I even dabble in the mimicry of my subject's RP, from time to time. >:3
Gas-N-Torch: =o
Gas-N-Torch: The fabled Nac?
Nachahmen--FZ: . . .
Nachahmen--FZ: I am known of?
Gas-N-Torch: A bit. ^ ^
Nachahmen--FZ: Schweet. X3
Gas-N-Torch: You're the one who mimicked the spazz as an old man, I hear. XD
Nachahmen--FZ: Yep
Nachahmen--FZ: That's moi. XD

I'M FAMOUS!!!(kinda) XD

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If I can attack you 10 times in an action, what's to stop you from parrying 10 times to stop me with the same?

Truer words have yet to be spoken.

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Chat-Admin: Concrete has no pattern unless it's made specially.
Late_Medic: It is Fantasy...
Knight: erm... the way it dries its surface has to have some kind of pattern.
Chat-Admin: Nope.
Knight: you sure?
Chat-Admin: Oh, visually there's a difference
Chat-Admin: But the feel is pretty much the same no matter what
Chat-Admin: Unless you stamp it
Chat-Admin: Or add some kind of finish etc
Knight: look... you know how blind people have that writing, with dots?
Knight: its pretty much the same thing for him.
Chat-Admin: Concrete has no dots. : D
Knight: ithas, its just very small XD
Chat-Admin: You want me to go bug my dad?
Knight: ...
Chat-Admin: My dad, who's been a concrete worker for about 30+ years?
Knight: it has to, unless the surface has 0 friction
Chat-Admin: If there ARE differences that small
Chat-Admin: Then it'd be impossible for him to feel them
Chat-Admin: Especially through cheap shoes
Late_Medic: ...It is a fantasy novel... why give it that much though...
Chat-Admin: BECAUSE I'M A CLOWN!
Late_Medic: ...

Happy now, Eon?

-Twi

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Commondragon says: (2:48:46 PM)
btw
Commondragon says: (2:48:49 PM)
u liek to RP?
niax says: (2:49:00 PM)
in which way?
niax says: (2:49:06 PM)
forum or game?
Commondragon says: (2:49:09 PM)
forum :3
niax says: (2:49:20 PM)
ah, you get signal?
niax says: (2:49:34 PM)
yes, i'm actually getting pretty good
Commondragon says: (2:49:50 PM)
u like megaman? (.exe to be exact)
niax says: (2:49:56 PM)
yosh
Commondragon says: (2:50:06 PM)
wanna RP forum about that?
Commondragon says: (2:50:31 PM)
I got the link right here
niax says: (2:51:09 PM)
ok, but i'm still hooked on chaos network
niax says: (2:51:17 PM)
*rogue network
Commondragon says: (2:51:18 PM)
oh wait
Commondragon says: (2:51:20 PM)
SHIT
niax says: (2:51:24 PM)
lol
Commondragon says: (2:51:26 PM)
I thought u were someone else XD
niax says: (2:51:49 PM)
you realise that this is going in that chat thing right?
Commondragon says: (2:51:54 PM)
yes XD

fail +fail = funny

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Nachahmen--FZ: anywho
Nachahmen--FZ: I also mimic the traits of others
Gas-N-Torch: Ah really?
Nachahmen--FZ: hence the name Nachahmen, a german term meaning 'to emulate'
Nachahmen--FZ: my navi is essentially a plagiarist. XD
Nachahmen--FZ: I even dabble in the mimicry of my subject's RP, from time to time. >:3
Gas-N-Torch: =o
Gas-N-Torch: The fabled Nac?
Nachahmen--FZ: . . .
Nachahmen--FZ: I am known of?
Gas-N-Torch: A bit. ^ ^
Nachahmen--FZ: Schweet. X3
Gas-N-Torch: You're the one who mimicked the spazz as an old man, I hear. XD
Nachahmen--FZ: Yep
Nachahmen--FZ: That's moi. XD

I'M FAMOUS!!!(kinda) XD

...Wait, whut?
XD
That was an amazing sequence of battles. Without question.

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Chat-Admin: HEY GUYS
Chat-Admin: IT'S TIME FOR...
Shin: WUT?
English_Ninja: Yaaay, my skates still fit.
Chat-Admin: FIVE! MINUTES! OF RANDOM!
Shin: ...
Shin: :'D
Chat-Admin: Pie.
dark: event gonna start soon, right twi?
Shin: OMIGOSH LOL
Space_Whale: If Paladin is here, I would like him to check something to see if it is good enough to be placed in the mod area.
Shin: Your insensible calibrations mean nothing to me
Chat-Admin: Greatness mother's purple fly is?
dark: *smashes head on pavement, gains 1 attack point per head smashing*
Shin: I have a fork! IT LIVES
English_Ninja: FOOLISH IMMORTALS.
Shin: Estupido
Chat-Admin: *DUH-DUNN*
English_Ninja: I have maaaaaange.
Shin: KEYAAARRRRR
Lunar: rrrgh
dark: *turns the hulk inside out* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA!!!!!!
Shin: NAGH
English_Ninja: >: D
Chat-Admin: HEY LOOK, IT'S GUTSMAN'S ASS NOISE!
English_Ninja: Hi Lunar
Shin: DERP DERP DERP
Lunar: yo
English_Ninja: Gettin' kind of close to the endzone, aren't they
Shin: AYE AYE AYE
dark: *uses a kangaroo gun on RS*
English_Ninja: ....
English_Ninja: IF YOU'RE GOING TO RUSH, DON'T RUSH FOR A YARD
English_Ninja: COME ON
Shin: <throws a pie at the Kangaroo, stopping it>
Chat-Admin: GRABBLEDEEGOOK
PA_Master: OH DAMN.
PA_Master: *Back, BTW*
PA_Master: >.>
Shin: MOODY EATS UMBRIDGE
PA_Master: <.<
PA_Master: >.>
PA_Master: <.>
dark: *eats a bomb pie*
PA_Master: *Goes to play BloonsTD TWO*
Shin: BARUVEN IS A TORCH
Chat-Admin: YOUR PASTRY f@$(S UMBRIDGE!
dark: OHSHI--- *implodes*
Shin: DUMBLEDORE MARRIES GRINDELWALD!
English_Ninja: DUMBLEDORE'S GAY!
dark: i'm gonna play some gunz soon.
Chat-Admin: GRINDELWALD IS REALLY A MAN!
English_Ninja: .....
English_Ninja: Um?
Shin: RASS IS MADE OUT OF 23 SUPPORT UNITS!
English_Ninja: HERMIONE'S SECRETLY A MAN.
Shin: FUCK 23 SUs!
Space_Whale: ...
Space_Whale: EN is cool1
DNR: XD
Space_Whale: !"
Chat-Admin: IT'S A TRAP
Shin: HERMIONE AND MALFOY GOT IT ON!
DNR: PART A SIT
Shin: I REVEAL MY TRAP CARD!
English_Ninja: No, that was Ron and Malfoy, dope.
Space_Whale: PALADIN IS GOING TO KILL DAISY!
Chat-Admin: IT'S A SNAP-KICK TO THE SNAP-KICK
dark: NOOOOOOO!!! NOT HARRY! STOP RAPEING HIM MALFOY!
Shin: YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
dark: brb
Splodin_Coffee has joined.
Chat-Admin: YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY MAGIKARP!
Shin: FLAK ATTACK! <BOOM! HEADSHOT!>
Knight: *insert a picture of bridgett here*
Lunar: ack
Chat-Admin: USE SPLASH ATTACK!
Shin: KARPKARPKARPKARP
Chat-Admin: *Flails around*
Shin: COUNTER WITH ROAR OF TIME!
Shin: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARPPPPP!!!!
English_Ninja: TOUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHDOWN
Splodin_Coffee: Lolwut?
Chat-Admin: Annnnnd the Five Minutes of Random are over.

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Commondragon: Im sorry
Commondragon: but your all now infected wit ha diseas
Commondragon: that you can only get through the internet
Commondragon: Its IAIDS
Heat_Sonata: ... FailAIDS
Heat_Sonata: ...
Commondragon: no
Commondragon: Internet Aids
Heat_Sonata: ... I have to call my family
Beyond_the_Good_of_Evil: Oh God.
Heat_Sonata: And let them know
Commondragon: I had to dunp it somewere
Commondragon: dump*
PaladinGC: DX
Commondragon: so here I dunped it
Commondragon: *dumps*
Heat_Sonata: That's what landfills are for D:<
Beyond_the_Good_of_Evil: Someone's gone and written a Calvin and Hobbes yaoi fanfic.
Heat_Sonata: Landfails.
Heat_Sonata: Heh.
Commondragon: *hides in sanitized area*
Heat_Sonata: LEGO
Commondragon: thats old
Heat_Sonata: THAT'S FURTHER EVIDENCE OF THE AIDS
Heat_Sonata: >.>
Heat_Sonata: <.<
Heat_Sonata: ('  '  )
Heat_Sonata: o___o
Heat_Sonata: I'M IN DESPAIR!
Beyond_the_Good_of_Evil: Yarr.
Heat_Sonata: THIS INTERNET THAT DUMPS ITS DANGEROUS DISEASES ON INNOCENT BYSTANDERS HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!
Commondragon: *Speaker:* Of course your in despair, you have IAIDS
Beyond_the_Good_of_Evil: COMMONDRAGON'S CLOSED!
Commondragon: OH SH*T
You logged off.

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Mama_Luigi: ehsfhshhf
Mama_Luigi: fhfdhfhfhg
Knight: Sh'll be very sorry after it, how bout that?
Mama_Luigi: I always hate it that these mangas hosted at OneManga have an ENDING. A last chapter. AND NOT EVEN FINISHED.
Knight: ...
Mama_Luigi: Wait. This manga is completed?
Mama_Luigi: IT HAS A FRIGGING OPEN ENDING!
Mama_Luigi: *cries*
Mama_Luigi: *rolls around in a puddle of tears*
Mama_Luigi: *becomes a chibi Shuryou and cries waterfalls*
Harbin: ;;>>
Harbin: [drags shuryou away]
Harbin: [throws him outside the chat]
DNR: Hey! I was gonna do that!
Harbin: [closes the door]
Mama_Luigi: *falls for hours*
Harbin: [starts bailing out the chat]
Mama_Luigi: *is saved by a magic balloon*
Mama_Luigi: *lands on a raft*
Mama_Luigi: *falls down a lava-fall*
Mama_Luigi: *hits a ?-block*
Mama_Luigi: *finds a Yoshi egg*
Mama_Luigi: *acquires Yoshi*
Mama_Luigi: *runs away from 2 dinosaurs with Yoshi*
Mama_Luigi: *jumps into a pipe and arrives in the ocean, under water*
Mama_Luigi: *swims away from hungry fishes that want to eat Yoshi*
Harbin: [blows up yoshi]
Harbin: >:0
Mama_Luigi: *surfaces*
DNR: *Gives a Mega Mushroom*
Mama_Luigi: *is saved by magical flying dolphins*
Harbin: DX
Mama_Luigi: *arrives back on land with Yoshi*
Mama_Luigi: *asks Yoshi to stay here while he wrings out his cap*
Mama_Luigi: ...
Mama_Luigi: HYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Harbin: ...
Harbin: [elite beat agents are saving someone else at this time, please try again later.]
Mama_Luigi: That's Mama Shuryou to you, Harbin. *wheeze*

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Majin has joined.
Heat_Sonata: *hands Majin a Diet Caffeine Free Vanilla Twist Shiz*
Majin: ...................................................
Majin: what?
PaladinGC: :'D
PaladinGC: They just discovered the NetMafia NPC account.
Majin: okay....
PaladinGC: *shrugs*
PaladinGC: Heat_Sonata: WARNING
Heat_Sonata: Sightings of NetMafia in the area D:<
PaladinGC: XD
DNR: X3
PaladinGC: Finally noticed. ='D
Skyrender: huh...?
PaladinGC: We made the NM account.
Skyrender: ooooh nice
PaladinGC: The pass is in the cave
Skyrender: *cracks knuckles*
DNR: Wait
DNR: NOW theres a Netmafia account?
Heat_Sonata: THE TIME IS NOW
PaladinGC: Shiz is about to go down.
Skyrender: well
Skyrender: maybe not Shiz
PaladinGC: XD
Skyrender: Diet Shiz,
Skyrender: perhaps
PaladinGC: XD
Heat_Sonata: Vanilla Twist
Heat_Sonata: Caffeine Free
Majin has joined.
Majin: ...................................................................
PaladinGC: And that's how Majin ended up the proud owner of a can of Diet Caffeine Free Vanilla Twist Shiz. =3
Majin: but.... I dont want it
DNR: XD
DNR: YOU TAKE IT
DNR: AND INJEST IT
DNR: THEN BURP IN JUBILATION
PaladinGC: (I'm quoting this)

D :

It's Caffeine-free...*beats Heat for adding that to the title*

*actually drinks Caffeine-Free Mountain Dew sometimes but not Diet*

IT'SFINALYHAPPENINGIT'SFINALYHAPPENINGIT'SFINALYHAPPENINGIT'SFINALYHAPPENING *explodes*

...
Not that soon.
You can expect to see progress on Wednesday. Somewhat.
But it may not look like progress to you, so maybe it isn't progress. Or is it? <acts mysterious and flies away>

It isn't. It isn't at all. It's actually a step backward. In creating the NetMafia account, all the data we've acquired on the event has been deleted.

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It isn't. It isn't at all. It's actually a step backward. In creating the NetMafia account, all the data we've acquired on the event has been deleted.

We actually used the data we'd typed up for the event as raw material for the creation of the netmafia account. Those things don't just pop up out of nowhere, you know. Where do you think all of your old posts that you can't ever seem to dig up went? That's right: we used them for NPC accounts.

EDIT: I say we like I'm still a mod or something. :'D

SOYLENT NPC IS POSTS!

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Chat-Admin: KAZU SECRETLY WISHES HIS GIRLFRIEND IS TOPMAN
Kazuhiro: she is
Kazuhiro: fuck, i actually typed that
Blitz-Shriek: Topman is obviously gay.
Kazuhiro: IGNORE THAT
Kazuhiro: DISREGARD THAT
Blitz-Shriek: So he could fall for Kazu.
Kazuhiro: I SUCK C---
Kazuhiro: ...
Chat-Admin: Hee hee hee
Kazuhiro: this is going from bad to worse

THE TRUTH COMES OUT