METALOCALYPSE!

"Hey guys, I got a real cool codpiece too!"
"No, Toki, that's a dildo-- Strap-on dildo."
"Aw, screw you all off! My codpiece is the coolest!" ~Toki and Murderface
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"Wait, so you're telling me that you put lobster in water, and it grows, shrieks, turns red, and dies? That's SO METAL!" ~Skwisgaar
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"The birthday cake has to be totally METAL." ~Nathan Explosion
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"DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEE? REAL COFFEE, FROM THE HILLS OF COLUMBIA?" ~Nathan Explosion, Duncan Hills Coffee jingle
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"Aw, man, why you have to do that? Now you started some sort of puke chain!"
-everyone hurls-
"Aw, blood puke! Somebody write that down! Oh, wait, we already wrote that. Good song though." ~Toki Wartooth
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"For the thousandth time, I am telling you in perfects Englishs! I once rode into show on dragon! Now, get me a dragon!"
"Er... there are none..."
"Are you telling me they're out of dragons?"
"They never HAD any!"
"WHO never had any?"
"THE WORLD!"
"GET this guy out of here! FIND me a dragon!" ~Skwisgaar, conversing with roadie
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"Seriously... lots of cocaine..."
"I do COCAAAAAAAINE! KAKAKAKAKAKYEEEAAAHHHH!"
"I do cocaine..."~Dr. Rockzo
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"Why can't I sit around and drinkz, like Pickles? Or screw sluts all day? Nooo, Toki, you da cutesy one, you gotsta go and meet the childrenz! Not any more! Do it yourself!"
~Toki Wartooth
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"Toki, if you keep eating all that candy, your teeth are going to fall out."
"So? Dey growz back!"
"Hah, no they don't!"
"Yes dey do-z! Remember when you were a little boy and the norse gods would come and take your tooth and give you a pickeldickel?!?!"
"WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE?"
"Fine! Goooood BYEEEEE!"
"That was weird. Was that your first fight?"
~Nathan Explosion, Toki Wartooth, and Pickles the Drummer
I also have the Dethalbum. XD