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Hiko
Hiko
Translate things between English and Japanese. Watch what results.

www.translationparty.com

Here's a good example:

http://translationparty.com/#4235893
Twi
Twi
Moderator
I would like to note that this site is COMPLETELY incapable of loading on my computer, so if you guys would post the before/after instead of links, that would be fantastic. : D
The Annoying Reaper
The Annoying Reaper
http://translationparty.com/#4400785

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Get out of here, STALKER!

ここでは、ストーカー出て行け！

Here is a stalker Get out!

ここではストーカー出て行けです！

Get out here is a stalker!

ここを見るGet aストーカーです！

Get a show here is a stalker!

ここでは見る見るGet aストーカーです！

Get a look see here is a stalker!

外観を取得はここを参照してくださいストーカーです！

Please get the appearance you see here is a stalker!

してくださいここを参照して外観を取得するストーカーです！

Stalking to get the look you see here please!

ここをご覧ください見ようと忍び寄る！

Please visit here to see creeping!

ここクリーピングを参照してください！

Please refer to the creeping here!

をご参照くださいここに忍び寄る！

Please refer to creep up here!

ここまでクリープを参照してください！

Please refer to creep up here!
Twi
Twi
Moderator

Quote (zyborg)

http://translationparty.com/#4401643

Oh, crud.
Edit: Worse....


http://translationparty.com/#4401706

Thanks for not letting me see it.

;-;
Asator
Asator
Moderator
The first one's the translation equivalent of a sine function. The second one just keeps tacking on another "please" each time.


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You are crunchy and go well with ketchup.

あなたがカリカリされてもケチャップとよく合う。

Ketchup goes well with a crisp even when you are.

ケチャップも鮮明との場合でも、あなたは行く。

For an even clearer and even ketchup, you go.

のためにも、さらにケチャップを、より明確にしてください。

Also for the more ketchup, please clearer.

また、より多くのケチャップを明確にしてください。

Also, please clarify more ketchup.

また、より多くのケチャップを明確にしてください。

Also, please clarify more ketchup.
Hiko
Hiko

Quote (Twi)

Quote (zyborg)

http://translationparty.com/#4401643

Oh, crud.
Edit: Worse....


http://translationparty.com/#4401706

Thanks for not letting me see it.

;-;

Get a working computer? Or maybe a non-$100 laptop?