Now that we have a significantly greater amount of members...
I'm reviving it!
Rules: You may put three words in your post, considered 'IC'. Anything else, put in the double parentheses of 'OOC'. The goal is to create the wackiest and most hilarious story ever. Re-caps are encouraged, perhaps every 24-30 words.
No flaming in the story, either. >_> Also, don't say 'and then it', etc, unless it's absolutely necessary: it's no fun at all. CRAZY SHIT, PEOPLE!
Oh, and ah, try and keep it grammar-nazi-approved. No 'teh dawg wnt'! Or any of that crap, unless it's part of a meme or intended as a joke.
PERIODS MARK THE START OF A NEW STORYLINE, OR A CONTINUATION OF THE PREVIOUS ONE. SENTENCES SHOULD BE AS LONG AS POSSIBLE UNTIL RUN-ONS, COMMA SPLICES OR THE LIKE ARE ACHIEVED. THANK YOU.[center][/center]
I paunched the ironic maiden and told her to
((this just makes it easier to follow, please everyone keep it in this format...))
Indeed, do so.
I paaaaanched the