Because someone thankfully e-mailed me this random crap.
As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord. Joshua 24:15
DIRECTIONS TO OUR FATHER'S HOUSE.
Make a Right onto Believeth Blvd.
Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.
There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith , which is over troubled water.
When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.
You are on the King's Highway - Heaven-bound.
Keep going for three miles: One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Ghost.
Then exit off onto Grace Blvd.
From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane
Keep Straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road
As you go on your way, Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Ave.
Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END.
Pass up Envy Drive , and Hate Avenue
Also, pass Hypocrisy Street , Gossiping Lane , and Backbiting Blvd.
However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane , Persecution Blvd. And Trials and Tribulations Ave.
But that's all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead!
AMEN!!!!!
SEND THESE DIRECTIONS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SO THEY WILL NOT GET LOST.
Road to God
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However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane , Persecution Blvd. And Trials and Tribulations Ave.
...OBJECTION?
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lol relevance plz kthx.
Anyone could make a similar map of how to get to anything in 5 minutes by simply listing positive and negative components of it and chaining them together in the form of street addresses. >.>; This makes me sad.
Anyone could make a similar map of how to get to anything in 5 minutes by simply listing positive and negative components of it and chaining them together in the form of street addresses. >.>; This makes me sad.
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lol relevance plz kthx.
Anyone could make a similar map of how to get to anything in 5 minutes by simply listing positive and negative components of it and chaining them together in the form of street addresses. >.>; This makes me sad.
Relevance?
THIS IS SPAM CAN! <boots Heat's head>
