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Quote (RevivedSin)

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My friend: I wish my life was like a musical, then everyone would break into song randomly and instantly know the lyrics.
Me: LOL That's a great idea, but it's kind of pointless...
My Friend: Why?
Me: I wish my life was like anime, everybody would grow several times taller when they're angry and have random weird expressions on their faces all the time.
My Friend: OMG So awesome!

I love my conversations with my friend.

I have little doubt that I'm messing up the wording of this conversation, but rest assured this is more or less exactly how it went.

Awesome Freshman Girl: *after a long discussion about Naruto couples that disturbed everyone nearby* So, Kazu... Tenten or Kabuto?
Me: Kabuto's pretty and everything, but Tenten plz.
Girl: But he's KABUTO! Don't tell me you don't get hot all over when he does this *mimes pushing glasses up her nose*
Me: Yeah, but Kabuto would rape and kill me! Or kill and then rape me!
Girl: Well, Tenten would just plain kill you.
Me: You think? And besides, I'm so uke that I don't think I'd enjoy that from Kabuto...
Girl: Not that it matters. He used the Date Rape No Jutsu on you already.
(Note that we had previously discussed which characters were practicioners of the Grope No Jutsu and the Date Rape No Jutsu.)
Me: I don't remember a thing, but I guess that's the point of the Date Rape No Jutsu.
Girl: Yeah, that time in the bar... and besides, I'm sure you enjoyed it even though you don't remember it.

I was talking to one of my friends on Aim, and I might have got him to join, and I tought this part was a bit......entertaining

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Der Demon Ferret (6:00:02 PM): alright so are you starting a new navi?
Der Demon Ferret (6:00:21 PM): so it will be a nub like me?
Orrfieldmedic (6:02:37 PM): kind of
Orrfieldmedic (6:03:40 PM): I'm teamed with someone and after the 5th battle, my navi will die, will get a new one, and get to keep my stuff since my netop did not change
Der Demon Ferret (6:02:09 PM): psh get a new netop...
Der Demon Ferret (6:02:13 PM): =D
Orrfieldmedic (6:04:36 PM): why, I like my one arm, sharpnel eye freak
Der Demon Ferret (6:02:44 PM): ill have my netop kill off your old one then
Orrfieldmedic (6:05:03 PM): NEVER!!!!!
Orrfieldmedic (6:05:23 PM): YOU WILL BE EXPOLDED BEFORE YOU COULD KILL HIM!!!
Der Demon Ferret (6:03:38 PM): what you dont want to be killed by a pink haired 6 year old girl with no shoes living in a tree?
Der Demon Ferret (6:04:35 PM): and its kinda hard to explode some one 100 yards away with a high powered sniper rifle aimed at your head...
Orrfieldmedic (6:07:07 PM): first, WHERE DID SHE GET A SNIPER RIFLE!!!
Der Demon Ferret (6:05:26 PM): she made it out of her shoes...
Orrfieldmedic (6:08:49 PM): lol, must quote this

LOL awesome. :lol:

"I bang chicks left and right."
"Your chicks are your left and right."

Quote (hyo_dragon)

Operator

Name: reo pentina
Age: 17
Gender: male
Appearance: reo has red hair and also red eyes with glasses. he is kinda fat but also kinda tall. he wears a black tshirt with the text "can i see your panties?" and black pants and black shoes.
Personality: reo is a pervert and likes girls a lot. he doesnt like to be around guys. he also drools when seeing cute girls. his favourite movement is a pelvic thrust. if he has no choice but to be around a guy he is depressed and would rather not talk.
PET Modifications: on the pet is a small string with a g-string attached to it to show his fetish.

NetNavi

Name: pantsuman.exe
Gender: male
Type: normal
Appearance: he is very slim and kinda small compared to reo. pantsuman only wears a single white pantie on top of his head with 2 holes so he can still look. he wears a white bodysuit with on his shoulders large cute black ribbons as youd see on normal panties. he also wears a black boxershort to cover his lower body.
Personality: he is very flirty around girl navis and always tries to get into their bodysuit or panties. he is a true pervert but also has a serious side in battles if he is fighting viruses. he prefers male navis dead when they get too close to him so he doesnt like them a lot.
Custom Weapon: explosive panties.
Signature Attack: yami no pantsu (or pantie of darkness). he throws up a small pantie and in the air it increases in size to throw a shadow over the enemy. it then falls down on the enemy to crush it. 60 dmg, 3 turns cooldown.

Fenix told me to change some things to make it better, so i did that.

Quote (ForteZanzo)

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XD

ROTFL

That's beautiful. Perhaps PantyMan instead though, as pantsuman is basically pantsman, which is a webcomic character. Not sure if it'll fly. Everything else looks nice, if a little over the top.

Quote (Dark_Zero)

Wtf...

Are you mocking us kid?

Quote (hyo_dragon)

pantsu is japanese for panties so it should be possible. also i know pantsman is from vgcats and braman from least i could do, but i didn't take one of them as example.

edit: mocking? no. is something wrong?

Quote (Dark_Zero)

...Pantiesman.exe...

So... You are REALLY serious?

Quote (hyo_dragon)

yes. i am serious. would i have another reason to post this up? im new here so i dont have any roleplaying characters. and i just like being original.

Quote (Fenix)

Aww, let him do it!

It's freaking hilarious!

Quote (Demonstar)

I think I just found my newest playtoy. XD

Quote (Dark_Zero)

Accepted then... *Sigh*

Quote (theomegaman009)

Woah.

I got one thing.

Explosive Pants?

Like..... He chucks them like grenades?

Quote (hyo_dragon)

yes. he throws normal white panties at his opponents which explode on impact. he gets these panties from the one on top of his head which is an infinite source of panties. he charges them by thinking of perverted things which turns the pantie into a black one and is also stronger. is this acceptable?

Quote (Dark_Zero)

Yes, post In revelant sections.

For the record... I was hyo_dragon. Ah... Memories.

O.o ok...
Check my sig for quotes...
According to zero, he had water in his mouth when he laughed. Hence the PFFFhahaha.

I remember that Shuryou.
Awesome stuff.

Quote (My Sister)

Joe, Joe, the Chiristmas Hobo~!

The tilde means she's singing.
She also coined Jerry, the Gender-Confused Turnip.
I fear for her sanity.

Quote (Captain Bravo)

Whether Good or evil, if you stick true to your principles, falsehood cannot exist!

God he's so awesome.

But I doubt he knows what he's talking about.

What if your principles revolve around the propagation of falsehoods to serve your purpose?

This is not at all unlikely in the case of evil.

... I'm just being a bitch. Ignore me. ;D

Quote (Friend)

*After getting some vague fortune from a cookie*...I wonder if there was a bad fortune

Quote (Other Friend)

*Pretend to open one and reading it* "The guy next to you is gonna kill you"...

Quote (Me)

*Pretend to open one and reading it* "She have AIDS"...****

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Annoying_Reaper: How do I kill Mettaurs in a creative way
Lori--EN: Thousand Louisville Smash!
CPU_Ninja: ?
Orochimaru-Sennin: and blows everything up*
Zal: Very carefully
Marke--FZ: POWER WAVE!
Akutare: Gutsy Bat! SMAAAASH!
Annoying_Reaper: I dunno. Spin, kick upwards, rageclaw thrust and throw to another metaur?
Marke--FZ: KICK BAT!
Akutare: PSI Ninjas Omega!
Lori--EN: GET OUT OF THIS, MARK
Marke--FZ: RISING TACKLE!
Zal: Don't use your pro-est RP on Mettaurs, anyway
Orochimaru-Sennin: INDABAKANEN!
Orochimaru-Sennin: *tackles Akature*
Zal: I don't call all noir rawr on the mets
Lori--EN: Captain Ahab's Ivory Leg!
Akutare: Giga Arm!
Akutare: XD
Annoying_Reaper: It's practice pretty much, Zal
Orochimaru-Sennin: XD
Annoying_Reaper: Okay
Annoying_Reaper: As for most sadistic way possible?
Akutare: Waffle Iron of Moderate Discomfort!
Orochimaru-Sennin: XD
CPU_Ninja: I shall now use three swarming move...things
CPU_Ninja: *March of the Fire Ants*
Zal: Roundhouse kick to the face!
Lori--EN: Curling Iron of Serious Discomfort!
Orochimaru-Sennin: WOO
Lori--EN: Satellite Wing!
Akutare: Wrought Iron of Victorian Architecture!
Zal: I will applaud the first navi to roundhouse kick to the face something to death
CPU_Ninja: *Colony of Birchmen*
Lori--EN: Mirror of Blades!
Akutare: Ungermax!
Lori--EN: [Zal, you're on.]
Akutare: Highwind!
Orochimaru-Sennin: SHINIIIIING BLAAAAAAADE
Lori--EN: [Rageclaw roundhouse]
Marke--FZ: *Power Dunk to CPU*
Akutare: SHINING FINGER!
Zal: Alright, I have high expectations EN
Lori--EN: [XD]
CPU_Ninja: *Trampled Under Hoof*
RevivedSin has joined.
Orochimaru-Sennin: LOL, MADE UP ATTACKS ONLY
Annoying_Reaper: Hay wuts the base Bustar Damage agin?
Lori--EN: FINISHING MOVE: SHADOW WALKER!
RevivedSin: ...
Marke--FZ: *Illusive Edge, then*
Lori--EN: Attack x Rapid + 5
Annoying_Reaper: Aku: OMG G GUNDAM RIPOFF
Akutare: Phinishing Move: Moon Walker!
Lori--EN: OH DEAR!
Orochimaru-Sennin: HIKIIIIIIIIIIIII-
Naked_Maarten: NIBELUNG VALESTI!
Orochimaru-Sennin: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lori--EN: [stunned]
CPU_Ninja: *everyone is swarmed with fire ants, trees (yes, trees), and rampaging wild horses*
Akutare: Hooo!
RevivedSin: what have you been doing since I was away?
Naked_Maarten: DREADED DRAGON!
Annoying_Reaper: Finishing move: Thriller
Marke--FZ: *Empty Gale*
Annoying_Reaper: Everyone dances then dies
Akutare: Reverse Jackson Uppercut!
Lori--EN: FINISH HIM--[ahem]--HER!
RevivedSin: <dodge>
Marke--FZ: *Immersive Inferno*
Annoying_Reaper: Finishing Move: Jackson's loli attack
Akutare: Seismic... INFERNO!
Lori--EN: VAUDEVILLE FAKEOUT!
Orochimaru-Sennin: FATALITY
CPU_Ninja: now for summoning
Lori--EN: [snaps out of stun and hits King while h'es open]
RevivedSin: DEMONIC HELLFIRE MAELSTROM!
Annoying_Reaper: Creates a 40 HP Loli with 5 dmg
Akutare: Chorus Cannon FIRE!
CPU_Ninja: *Seabeast*
CPU_Ninja: *Mastodon*
Marke--FZ: *Dragon's Tounge*
Orochimaru-Sennin: SUPER BIKODEN!
Akutare: "Oh, Mike, whe wins the fights~"
Zal: Why is the conversation so weird~ D:
RevivedSin: BLAZING RUSH!
CPU_Ninja: *Megalodon*
Orochimaru-Sennin: *Launchs a lazer out of palm*
Lori--EN: we're so weird.
Marke--FZ: *Hatchling's First Breath*
RevivedSin: because it is Zal
Akutare: But we're fun.
Orochimaru-Sennin: Definately
Lori--EN: DISTANT EARLY WARNING!
RevivedSin: get used to it
RevivedSin: BTW
Akutare: Royal Canadian Mounted Police Punch!
CPU_Ninja: hm...*Burning Man*
Orochimaru-Sennin: XD
Marke--FZ: *Simoon Ascent*
RevivedSin: ZEROSABER! COME BACK TO MODDING FOR THE BUSOU RENKIN RP!
Lori--EN: OH SNAP!
Orochimaru-Sennin: OKAY,
Lori--EN: NEWFOUNDLAND TRAWLER!
Orochimaru-Sennin: @_@
Akutare: Light You On Fire Attack!
Orochimaru-Sennin: Listen
CPU_Ninja: *IRON TUSK*
Akutare: Oh, Canada?
Lori--EN: RAGE OF THE LIGHTER!
RevivedSin: Pee on You ATTACK!
Lori--EN: What about it?
Orochimaru-Sennin: An actual jutsu we made up for a naruto RP
Marke--FZ: *Lucifer's Descent*
Orochimaru-Sennin: is called
Akutare: Flying Monkey Cannon!
CPU_Ninja: *summons a mauthedoog*
Orochimaru-Sennin: "Naked-Guy-On-Fire Jutsu". Used for distractions.
Lori--EN: A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!
RevivedSin: FIGHTERDOKEN!
CPU_Ninja: THE WOLF IS LOOSE
Marke--FZ: One from my rp was hatchling's first breath
RevivedSin: WTF?
Orochimaru-Sennin: SERIOUSLY
Akutare: Ten Seconds of Presidential Debates!
Marke--FZ: jutsu
Akutare: GNU RAID!
RevivedSin: Naked Guy on Fire no Jutsu?
Lori--EN: SIX HOURS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM
RevivedSin: the hell
Marke--FZ: *Gale Axe*
Orochimaru-Sennin: Yep
Orochimaru-Sennin: It makes a bunshin
Lori--EN: WELCOME TO ONTARIO!
Akutare: HIT-YOU-OVER-THE-HEAD-WITH-ABLADED YIELD SIGN!
Orochimaru-Sennin: That turns naked
Orochimaru-Sennin: and lights on fire
RevivedSin: FIVE CONSECUTIVE X-RAYS!
CPU_Ninja: Iron tusk jutsu
Akutare: A BLADED.
Orochimaru-Sennin: and runs around
Lori--EN: SPELLY'S WRATH!
RevivedSin: screaming
CPU_Ninja: turns your arm into a mammoth tusk
Marke--FZ: *Typhoon Javelin*
Akutare: PSI BEARSONFIRE!
Zal: "...and suddenly, an awkward silence swept over the chatroom like a knife through the mob snitch's gut. It was the same sort of silence the audience had in that scene in Titanic when Leonardo Di Caprio uttered his king of the world line. The chat wasn't in the right... and neither was Leonardo Di Caprio."
Lori--EN: CHRIST ZAL
RevivedSin: OMGA RAGING SURPLUS WHEAT!
Lori--EN: YOU'RE RUINING IT
Orochimaru-Sennin: ......
Lori--EN: PUT YOUR NOIR IN YOUR THREADS WHERE IT BELONGS
CPU_Ninja: and by the way ZS...*naked burn*
RevivedSin: ok...
Orochimaru-Sennin: .....
Marke--FZ: about my site's oddest jutsu is a gen
Akutare: THROW-A-KNIFEVE-AT-YOU ATTTACK!
Marke--FZ: forgot what we called it
Orochimaru-Sennin: U spelled knife wrong
Lori--EN: DARKCHIP ASSAULT!
Akutare: BEcause it's a typo weapon.
Marke--FZ: but it robs your victim of time
RevivedSin: THROW MANY KNIVES AT YOU ATTCK!
Orochimaru-Sennin: ......
Lori--EN: But he spelled knifeve right.
Akutare: LIGHTCHIP SPARKLE!
Annoying_Reaper: WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME TO ROB A BANK
Akutare: Damn, that's gay.
Marke--FZ: causing them to 'blink' periods of time away
Naked_Maarten: DarkChip Knifeve.
Orochimaru-Sennin: XD
Akutare: MONEY ON FIRE!
Lori--EN: PMSOUT
Annoying_Reaper: Bank robbing, because we can.
Marke--FZ: seconds, but still
CPU_Ninja: *summons a trilobite*
Akutare: ONOEZ
Lori--EN: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
RevivedSin: LEGENDARY ANIMAL OUT!
Annoying_Reaper: BACK
Lori--EN: [machine-guns King]
Orochimaru-Sennin: I created the ultamant move
Annoying_Reaper: BACK TO WHERE YOU DIED
CPU_Ninja: *trilobite eats out King's eyes*
Naked_Maarten: Prehistoric Monster Syndrome. : D
Marke--FZ: that way, any activated gen in that time
Akutare: REGAL RAMPAAAAAGE!
RevivedSin: we should quote this
Marke--FZ: would be completely unnoticed
Orochimaru-Sennin: SUPER BIIKODEN!
Lori--EN: We should.
CPU_Ninja: YES
Annoying_Reaper: *summons a tyrannosaurus*
RevivedSin: do it
Akutare: GRAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Lori--EN: SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME DO IT
Marke--FZ: HITOKAGE TAMA!
Lori--EN: I'm too busy being lazy
RevivedSin: not me!
Marke--FZ: SEINARU RENZU
Orochimaru-Sennin: NOT IT
RevivedSin: KUSANGAI!
Naked_Maarten: SPIRIT BOMB-U~!
CPU_Ninja: can't do it
Lori--EN: [PMSOUTed EN and Regal Rampaging King grapple with city skyline in background]
CPU_Ninja: here's why
CPU_Ninja has left.
RevivedSin: CHOU GENKI DAMA!
Naked_Maarten: TRAP CARD NO JUTSU!
Lori--EN: That's a good excuse.
Naked_Maarten: YOU'VE TRIGGERED MY TRAP JUTSU!
Naked_Maarten: OH NO!
RevivedSin: uses Trap Jammer
Naked_Maarten: *counters with Godmode jutsu*
Orochimaru-Sennin: I use morphing jar. ^^
Lori--EN: I ATTACK YOUR RETARD POINTS DIRECTLY!
RevivedSin: you're traps are useless against me

ROFLMAO
Huh... I got the last line...
This should really go into chat quotes though.
COPYPASTA GO!

...I'm not gonna read all that!! <_<

That was grand. =D
I was Akutare, for those of you who can't figure it out.

Quote (Peter C.)

"No!!!!!!!!!!!!" Heero was mad at all the penguins die.

That author...well, not EVEN an author...was so freaking bad it was funny. They may have been parodies, though.

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Aim has joined.
Skyrender: either way, the failure is purged, leaving only the Aim
English_Ninja: Now we can rape him whenever--
Skyrender: unless the failure was never there to begin with
Skyrender: in which case
English_Ninja: ---er...nothing?
Skyrender: ...

EN proceeded to deny saying that.

EN has fallen under the Taint of Shuryou!
It's better than the King Taint, which makes you unable to spell more than five words in a row so long as you're on the chat.

My parents, my little brother and I were at a Chinese restaurant last Monday. Since it was their anniversary, they got a small gift. They are 'health balls'. Two balls you roll around in one hand and get a relaxed feeling. Well, we read the 'instruction manual' and we couldn't stop laughing at the innuendos. Please enjoy together with us.

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Put two hand balls on your palm. Move the fingers to cause the balls to rotate and resolve in either clockwise or counter-clockwise direction. Continue for as long as you like. Repeat the exercise with the other palm. You may like to select smaller balls at the beginning. After gaining some skills, you may like to use larger balls. You may also use more than two balls in one palm.