President!

Vote away! This is totally for fun, so don't get angry at me. Post your reason for voting, or don't both are cool.
Edited, biznitch.

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Sylar_for_President_: Rambo BLEW UP NEW YORK!
Rambo: Vote for me, I'm better then that Sylar guy.
Rambo: I BLEW UP A CONVEINENT STORE!
Sylar_for_President_: do you want a mass muderer as president!
Rambo: Dude, I've been in Vietnam.
bluebasium911: omg, its enrique englasias. singing 'let me hold you."
bluebasium911: how do they allow that to be played on public radio?
bluebasium911: i mean, its like audio softcore porn.
Sylar_for_President_: He's not even spical!
Sylar_for_President_: HE CAN'T FLY
Rambo: I have PTSD!
DNR: I DONT KNOW WHO TO CHOSE!
DNR: *Starts Foaming*
Sylar_for_President_: I will protect us from terrorists!
Rambo: I will preotect us from war!
Sylar_for_President_: I will protect you from myself!
Rambo: And I can box.
Rambo: *Shoots Sylar*
Sylar_for_President_: I can cut your head open with my mind
bluebasium911: "let me hold you, girl caress my body, you got me going crazy, turn me on, turn me on." THERE ARE 4 YEAR OLDS LISTENING TO THAT
bluebasium911: does anyone else find that disturbing?
Sylar_for_President_: and I have regenatory powers
Rambo: *Spear Tackles Sylar*
Sylar_for_President_: maybe
Sylar_for_President_: I can freeze you solid
Sylar_for_President_: ....I need to work on my post
Rambo: Free gum for everyone!
Rambo: And guns!
Rambo: And those kitties with the cute faces!
Sylar_for_President_: I can change your dna to give you powers
Rambo: I'm Rambo, I'm to cool to have powers.
Sylar_for_President_: Again, I can fly
Sylar_for_President_: so money will not be wasted on air force one
Rambo: *Shoots Sylar again*
Rambo: I have the stones to shoot Sylar!
Sylar_for_President_: You see, he keeps trying to kill his opponets!
Sylar_for_President_: Unprovoced!
Rambo: I have PTSD!
Rambo: I'm allowed!
Rambo: To me you look like a commie Vietcong!
EEVVEE!!!
Rambo's my homeboy.

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Rambo: *Throws knife at EEVEE*
Rambo: *IN MID HANDING OFF*
CPU_Ninja: *catches knife*
CPU_Ninja: ...ow...
Rambo: *shoots EEVEE
Sylar_for_President_: look HE'S TRYING TO KILL HIS OPPONET!!!
CPU_Ninja: *points Heartforger at Rambo*
Sylar_for_President_: *Trys to save the eevee*]
Rambo: *Breaks Sylar's neck*
CPU_Ninja: You did NOT just do that
Rambo: Bring it.
Hiko: YOU KEEP PONDERING
Sylar_for_President_: *Regearates*
Rambo: *Roundhouse Kicks Hiko*
CPU_Ninja: *turns Rambo's head into a fucking crater*
Sylar_for_President_: *Gets eevee out of the room*


Ranbo trys to kill his political opponets and other bystanders.
Do you want that as you leader
OF COURSE NOT!
He'd eliminate America!
EEVEE FOR PRES!
Ludicolo, duh.

AYE AYE AYE!
MCGuyver! He has cool hair.
HAIR STYLE DOESN'T GOVERN A NATION.
FIVE DIFFERENT EVOLUTION POSSIBILITIES DO!
YAY~
TWO FOR EEVEE
Can someone change the poll so it works?
AAaAAAAAaaaah! I didn't see Eevee before I voted for Ludicolo! Take one away from Ludicolo and give it to Eevee!

*huggles an Eevee plushie*
AYE AYE AYE!
AYE AYE AYE!

I vote Ludicolo. He has all the credentials of a "bandito del asnos."

Lesse, since Spanish is just English with more letters...

That means "band of assonance," right? : D

And we need more assonance.
Eevee.
See, this is what the smiley ">.<" was invented for.
AYE.

AYE.

AYE.

You know you want to vote the Mexican. We need foreign viewpoints on American issues!
No one's voting for Solid Snake and Sephiroth.

Advantages of Solid Stnake:

- He could resolve the situation in Iraq BY HIMSELF, while still running the country behind the scenes and manipulating them into giving him more power.

- If he needs to escape the press, it's easy.

- He has a mullet. A MULLET.

- They could put the Secret Service's personnel and funds elsewhere. He's a Secret Service of one!

- His Cabinet would kick a ridiculous amount of ass.
His Cabinet would be him and Sephiroth.

And Eevee.

And Ludicolo.

And Rambo.

And MacGuyver.

Oh God. However we slice this one, we all win.
i vote for Sephiroth, he would lead us to a world of darkness......and destruction.....and evil.....you know what......i just voted for him because he has a sweet ass katana and he could kill all who stands in his way......at least untill a generic hero like cloud appears and kills him.