The Corrupted Wish Thread, N.E.W edition!

You end up having to take care of 10,000 bunnies, and you can't kill them because they're so cute.

I wish I had $1,000,000
granted.....but it's all toy money

I wish the space orks would stop killing each other.
Granted, but they all turn on you instead. Since I assume you're not a space orc.

I wish that we could buy Mountain Dews on the way to the library, or wherever it is I'm going. D:
Granted, but its warm and there are no freezers or cooling units for ten kilometers.

I wish I could make a Katamari.
granted, but the first thing that's on it is yourself

I wish the WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH would hit earth.

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Granted, but they all turn on you instead. Since I assume you're not a space orc.

Darn it, how DARE they turn on there holy leader!

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granted, but the first thing that's on it is yourself

I wish the WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH would hit earth.

Wish granted but WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY has already it it first and cause more damage.

I wish for something cool.
Granted. My Katamari sticks you. Hey, you asked for something cool.

I wish to be the King of all Cosmos.

Quote (Phoenix)

Granted. My Katamari sticks you. Hey, you asked for something cool.

I wish to be the King of all Cosmos.

Wish granted but your the king of a different cosmos.

I wish for kalamari to be on the wii.
granted, but it does not work

I wish for Japan #61

Quote (planeswalking fieldmedic)

granted, but it does not work

I wish for Japan #61

Wish granted but it turns into Japan #62

I wish for dots.
Granted, a mage walks in and spams poison spells at you.

I wish I could write these papers they assign me a bit faster...

Quote (Krakatoa)

Granted, but she can't speak English and you go insane with the fact you can't speak to her and shove a powerdrill through your skull.


Ummmm... I can speak Chinese. So point invalidated! ERROR CORRUPTION UNAVAILABLE!

Granted, but you write them too fast, don't check over your work, and therefore get a sucky grade. T-T

I wish for... PETs to be real! No, not those crappy toy ones they've already invented.
Granted, but they impold after a day

I wish for a turn three win in Warhammer fantasy.
Granted. A three win turn occurs. For the enemy! PUM PUM PUM!

I wish all my homework was done and was properly worked.
granted, but it's late.

and I have had a turn three lose before, so I wish I wish I was a fish
Granted, but a shark eats you and you die.

I wish for world peace.

Quote (Strikeman)

Granted, but a shark eats you and you die.

I wish for world peace.

Granted but the world dies in flames from a meteor.

I wish for more wishes!
Granted, you explode for no obvious reason.

I wish that we receive permission to post hentai on the forum.
Granted, but it's ecchi instead.

I wish for money!
You inherit it from your favorite family member.

I wish for a night alone with my girlfriend.