The Corrupted Wish Thread, N.E.W edition!

Guest

Granted, but its the night she dumps you.

I wish that that 'Flamer's Paradise' board would disappear.

Aim

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Granted, but its the night she dumps you.

I wish that that 'Flamer's Paradise' board would disappear.

I only wish I could grant that wish. D:

I wish I could grant that wish.

Strikeman

Granted, but the next day, a board called 'Flamer's Heaven' appears.

I wish RERN could have a Password hentai board.

Kazuhiro

Granted, but Shury spams it up with yaoi.

I wish there were more females on this board.

RevivedSin

Granted, however they refuse to recognize themselves as girls.

I wish for a bigger brain.

Heat Sonata

Granted. *plop* There it is in your lap.

I wish my schoolweek didn't start back in seven minutes...

Guest

Granted, you are shot and killed.

I wish...I had a better paying job.

Guest

Granted. You're behind the counter at a McDonalds, asking the customer if they want fries with that.

I wish that I had a PS2 just to play Katamari Demacy.

Guest

Bzzzzt...That would actually be a worse paying job, but whatever.

Granted, but now you can't find Katamari Damacy

I wish I could afford more games.

Krakatoa

Granted, but the bunny is rabid and homocidal, resulting in it killing you and all you love before committing suicide.

I wish that Japan had the middle suicide rate, instead of the world's Highest,

Guest

The population grows exponentially until the country is a solid mass of people. The weight slowly pushes the island of Japan back down into the ocean... Good job, you've just made everyone die by saving a few lives.

I wish I had no school today... Wait, that's a pretty loaded wish. =D

Strikeman

You have no school for the rest of your life, but end up being a drunk bum on the streets.

I wish for a PS3.

Braden

Granted but you find out it's a piece of crap designed for crappy people.... with crap on the side so HA!

I wish I knew what to do

RevivedSin

Granted, however it has very unfortunate consequences.

I wish to get this event over with already so I can make my new navi. <_<

Wooga

The even never ends. And you do what Kujajin does, and your navi and op die a horrible death.

I wish I had Cheetos that could defeat an army.

Kazuhiro

Granted, but the only way to defeat said army is to eat them and drop your pants to fart in each individual soldier's face, eventually resulting in terrible bowel problems for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew the secret.

RevivedSin

Granted, but it's so horrible that you suicide.

Also, sorry for being a Kujajin... *bonks myself on head*

I wish I had something to kill myself with.

planeswalking fieldmedic

you get a piece of bread

I wish for a bunny to love and call my own

Strikeman

Granted, but it has rabies and bites you. You die horribly and painfully in a corner.

I wish for an online Wii game!

Guest

Alright. It's "Mary Kate and Ashley in Shopping Patrol."
You shortly come to envy the dead.

I wish for a wagon fulla pancakes.