A 1,000,001 Uses

36. Tenderizing meat.
37. Getting the creases out of your nemesis' birthday suit.
38. to remove cement from a cement mixing truck

(plausible)
39. To combat impatience.
40. To get rid of a sore throat.
41. To stuff in holes and junk.
42. To Hijack a Train.
43: To paint the ceiling with Scouts
44. To successfully flirt with the ladies.
45. To ward off the Zombie Apocalypse.
46: Ka-BEEEWWWWM!
47. I never really was on your side.
48. Saying something totally badass while tossing it up and down in your hand.
49. To cook up a midnight instant noodles
50. Making Bob-ombs look like firecrackers.
51. Making firecrackers that look like Bob-ombs.
52. To be TRULY LOYAL.