--**--Real World--**--As Argo’s enraged outburst echoed throughout the laboratory, Suien felt himself tense up, turning his attention away from Ema to the monitor on Argo’s side.
“Ohhhh no no no no no,” muttered Suien, whirling in place and hunching over his PET,
“Argo? What’s wrong? Is everything okay over there?AFFIRMATIVE, OPERATOR SUIEN MATSUMOTO, was Ishamel’s robotic reply,
SYSTEM ISHAMEL HAS REACHED A SPECIAL EVENT FLAG WITH SYSTEM ARGOSuien’s brow furrowed in confusion and concern.
“Wait, Ishamel? What do you mean 'special event flag?'" he demanded before shaking his head,
"Nevermind. Look, can you just put Argo on?”NEGATIVE. COMMUNICATIONS UPLINK TO CORE UNIT ARGO HAS BEEN DISABLED. RESOLUTION OF SPECIAL EVENT MUST BE THROUGH SUPPORT SYSTEM ISHAMEL TO MAXIMIZE EMPATHY POINTS. I HAVE A PLANEm…. Empathy points? Ishamel, I don’t care if you have a plan, this isn’t a game!” shouted Suien, his fingers flying across the PET keyboard,
“Ishamel? Ishamel?! ISHAMEL!”--**--Argo.EXE--**--The heavily-breathing Argo glared off toward his discarded helmet, the viral amalgamation all but forgotten. Beads of sweat appeared on his heavily furrowed brow as he glowered and fumed.
CORE SYSTEM ARGO, began Ishamel, uncharacteristically apologetic despite his robotic monotone,
SYSTEM ISHAMEL DID NOT MEAN TO IMPLY THAT YOU WERE WEAK. ON THE CONTRARY…“Shut the &%$# up, Ishy, I ain’t talkin’ to you!” pouted Argo,
“Maybe you’re right though. You sure as &%$% don’t know how to talk to me. You don’t understand %$&$.”Ishamel didn’t say anything to Argo in response, but a moment later, a large chat popup window burst into existence near Argo, within full view of the Amalgamate. However, rather than the typical communications interface he and the other subsystems had been using, this one appeared more… vibrant, almost cartoonish, with a myriad of UI adornments that were not immediately decipherable. Despite the ornamentation, however, the screen was dark, with no discernable person on the other side. Argo’s frown deepened as he glanced downward toward the buster cannon on his left arm.
“I know I’m gonna regret asking, but the $%&$ is this, Ishy?” he demanded.
Ishamel again had no response, but Argo heard a familiar voice booming from the display.
Quote (MeleeMan)
“Come along, ARGO there is much more to be done yet!"
(Source: “Melee and Rass Take to the Streets”)
MeleeMan - or rather, what appeared to be a highly-stylized approximation of MeleeMan - faded into view on the new display. As opposed to the burly, hulking frame of the original, this MeleeMan was slender (though still somewhat muscular), with an angular, clean-shaven jaw and a small mouth twisted into a wry grin. A slim-fitted burgundy dress shirt with the top two buttons undone replaced the original’s skinsuit, and this Electopian facsimile wore, inexplicably, a flowing, gold-trimmed black cape instead of a trailing black jacket. The familiar stone-gray helmet/mask combination completed the ensemble, though this MeleeMan’s helmet was more closely-fitted and sleekly-stylized, looking more suitable for a masquerade ball than a battlefield. The bishounen bruiser stood in an aloof pose, body faced perpendicular to the camera, with his arms crossed across his chest.
Argo frowned so deeply it overpowered his glare, pushing his eyebrows upward in the center of his face.
“Ishy…. what the HELL do you think you’re doing?!”“Whoops, voice emulation diagnostic test… la… li… lu… le… lo….” was “MeleeMan’s” gruff reply, sounding uncomfortably similar to the original MeleeMan despite his new Electopian redesign. As he spoke, “MeleeMan’s” body did not move an inch - rather, only his mouth moved in loose synchronization with his words, which in turn appeared transcribed in a text box at the bottom of the display.
“Yeah, this is MeleeMan. I don’t know this ‘Ishy,’ but I’m here for you, bro.”Argo looked taken aback, shocked both at Ishamel’s audacity and the sheer absurdity of the situation,
“You’re &%$&in’ me. You can’t trick me! That’s you, Ishy! I’m… ninety seven percent sure of it!”“I said I don’t know any Ishama… any Ishy!” shouted “MeleeMan,” his image instantaneously changing to a dynamic, yet equally unmoving pose, his daintily-gloved hand pointing accusingly toward the camera,
“I am MeleeMan! Your best bro!” With that, “MeleeMan’s” image shifted back into the aloof, crossed-arm pose.
“You know that lame friend of yours? Rass? Well I’m the MeleeMan from his memory data or something. Nerd stuff. Anyways, I heard that you, my best bro, were having some problems, and I thought I’d help you with some fisting!”Argo shook his head. He wasn’t stupid enough to fall for this charade. This was Ishamel talking through that weird algorithm. He was seventy percent sure.
“Alright, fine. Thanks, ‘MeleeMan,’ but I got this under control.” he said, halfheartedly playing along. With extra vitriol, he added,
“My idiot subsystem was just spoutin’ some bull%$#& about how I’m afraid of bein’ weak. Which is absurd. Because I’m awesome.“MeleeMan’s” image changed again, which saw the navi looking upward contemplatively with a gloved finger tapping his cheek,
“Oh, that’s too bad. Your subsystem sounds like a pretty chill bro.” he said. Argo rolled his eyes as “MeleeMan” continued,
“But I’m sure he’d tell you that you’re not weak. Not at all.” The image shifted once more, with “MeleeMan” now adopting a rather glamorous pose that showed off his slender arms while a sparkle effect flashed on the display.
“You’re a real man, like me.”--**--Real World--**--Suien stared, flabbergasted at the scene that was rapidly unfolding on Argo’s side of the monitor.
”I… have no explanation for this,” he said, to nobody in particular.
--**--Rass.EXE--**--“Are we being ignored? I f-feel like we’re being ignored” said Rass, glancing upward toward the sky for any sign of guidance from Suien,
“That means we’re okay, right? S-Suien’s telling us to keep doing what we’re doing?”Hmm… yes, I suppose a lack of communication from Suien could be interpreted as a grant of mandate. mused Tem, as she warily regarded the skittish amalgamate,
Though I suppose an equally valid interpretation is that he’s preoccupied with Argo… or with little Miss Ezalith up there. Regardless, we’ve had decent fortune following your proposed course, so I will continue to do so. Lead away.Rass nodded, taking a cautious step forward toward the amalgamate.
“Well… I think he’s still n-nervous around us,” he said,
“Is there anything we can do to… I dunno, make him more comfortable? Show him that we’re the s-same?”Tem glanced upward from Rass’ chest.
Rass, we’re not the same. Clearly that creature could be classified as a “fusion” of different entities, but it looks like it doesn’t have complete control over the viral signatures amalgamated to its chassis. As such, its data structure seems to be perpetually in flux. We, by contrast, are relatively stable, and have limited ability to shapeshift to accommodate our component parts, she said,
Assuming for the moment that we wanted to emphasize our nature as a “fusion” of different entities, our options are limited. In fact, since we don’t even have a graphic model override handy, I’d say that we have no options to change our shape… except…Tem trailed off, apparently realizing something. Rass was about to poke his chest when he heard her make a deep and resigned sigh.
“Except what? D-Did you think of something?”There…. There’s a way, she said finally,
Rass, make another appeal to that thing. I’ll access that... gamer dork’s battle data and provide a demonstrative exhibit.--**--Argo.EXE--**--“....Look, ‘MeleeMan,’ I… get what you’re sayin’, but I’m tellin’ you, I’m super strong! I don’t need your help for nothin’ at all,” said Argo. The former subsystem was still only half-convinced that this was the actual MeleeMan, but had nevertheless seemingly abandoned the majority of his acrimony,
“I mean you…. or uh, MeleeMan... doesn’t take crap from nobody. You don’t need to worry about people thinkin’ you’re weak.”“See, that’s where you’re all mixed up,” replied the helmeted hero,
“You’ve gotta act tough in front of your enemies, but it’s okay to let someone else watch your back every once in a while. You’ve gotta trust your friends. Trust is like a dramatic cross-counter in the tenth round! It goes both ways!”Argo didn’t quite get “MeleeMan’s” analogy, but nodded anyways,
“So… you’re sayin’ I ain’t gotta prove myself to Ishy and Tem and Rasshole? That I can trust them to not… leave me?”“Of course! There’s nothing more manly than trust!” shouted “MeleeMan,” shifting to his dynamic pointing pose,
“When you’re staring down hundreds of foes, you’ve got to trust your friends! For example, when I’m pounding some dude, I can’t be looking out for someone trying to take me from behind! That’s why I’ve got someone like Rass to beat off anyone who tries! Me and Rass are bros, y’see? Just like you and Ishy. Best bros. Man bros.”Argo looked like he wanted to say something… or rather, five somethings…. but shook his head instead.
“Right, okay,” he muttered,
“Thanks, MeleeMan. I’ll think about it.”“Hah! I told you! I’m your best bro! Heck yeah I’ve got your back!” laughed “MeleeMan.” The fabulous fighter’s enthusiasm was so infectious that even Argo couldn’t suppress a small grin. Suddenly, “MeleeMan’s” image shifted into a particularly alluring pose.
“And don’t worry!” he said, “Because we’re best bros, I’m gonna enter you!”Any semblance of a smile from Argo’s face disappeared instantly.
“Say what now?”“Maybe that’s not what I’m trying to say. What I’m saying is I’ve been inside you all…this… time!” the display zeroed in on “MeleeMan’s” face, punctuating each of his last three words with a dramatic zoom, complete with action lines.
As Argo recoiled in alarm, he felt something shift inside of him.
EMPATHY THRESHOLD MET. SPECIAL GIFT UNLOCKED. shouted Ishamel, as the crimson buster rifle on Argo’s left disappeared and was replaced by Argo’s burly arm.
The former subsystem’s eyes widened as he felt his internal processor overclocked itself, accessing the treasured M.E.L.E.E. subroutines and integrating MeleeMan’s data with his own, a crimson aura began to flare up around his body. Suddenly, Argo’s metallic green armor exploded off of him as his muscle mass dramatically increased, the heavy plates falling to the network with a dull thud. After a few moments, the only remnants of Argo’s armor were his boots, helmet, and gauntleted fists. Argo smirked as his remaining armor pieces started to glow white hot, emitting a rapidly-brightening light that lit up the immediate vicinity. A blinding flash later, Argo’s helmet and fists took on the stone-gray appearance akin to the original Meleeman’s.
“Oh good, communications are back up! Argo?! If I’m reading this correctly, it says your optical sensors are being impaired by your helmet. Is everything okay? Can you see?“Bwahahaha! I don’t need to use my eyes to see where I’m goin’! After all, real men…” a crimson flash erupted as Ishamel burst into Argo’s gauntlets, each gaining a single mechanical eye on the knuckle,
“...SEE WITH THEIR FISTS!”--**--Real World--**--Watching from his vantage point, Suien watched as, at the same time, a burst of protoplasm erupted from Rass’ body and slammed into the network a short distance away from the fusion navi. With a cheery victory fanfare, the remaining protoplasm shifted and tightened into a small animal form as Seraphim.EXE’s battle data overwrote Rass’ own. First, a quartet of lithe, furry paws, next, a lofty azure tail, and finally, a feline face with triangular ears and beady black eyes. A flash of blue light later, KitTem appeared, fully materialized onto the network, and idly licked a paw as she seated herself next to her “trainer.”
A moment later, Suien’s face appeared on a monitor beside KitTem,
“Tch, finally. I’ve managed to get you both connected after Ishamel's stunt,” he said,
“Listen, I’ve got a few rough ideas on how to get you all out of here, but you’re going to need that thing’s help.”
“There are two problems that we need to solve before we can get all three of you out of there.” explained Suien, glancing over at Ema for reassurance before continuing,
“The first problem we need to solve is how to get everyone’s synchronization rating to maximum. Fortunately, I think that your new friend might have a method of doing just that… and it’s a trick you’ve seen before, too.“Quote (Not long ago…)
With both Argo and Rass holding back their firepower for the moment, Suien got through the role of coordinator once again, and had both of them stand on the glowing paneling. Immediately after both of them entered the area, the other received a surprise in the form of an exact copy of each other on both sides appearing.
“Rass, Argo, you need to convince the amalgamate to open up those weird shine panels around this sector!” said Suien,
”If we can consolidate all three of you onto the same set of panels, that should provide us with a centralized location for us to zero in on with a jack-out signal. Get that done, and I’ll work on the next phase of the plan out here.”--**--Rass.EXE--**--Both Rass and (Kit)Tem heard Suien's directive, though with the S.A.S.S. engaged, neither was entirely sure how to approach carrying it out. Tem, in her blue feline form, stared blankly upward toward Rass. "KitTem! Tem Tem KitTem!" she yowled, after a moment, as if to emphasize the limitations of her present configuration.
Getting the hint, Rass cleared his throat and addressed the amalgamate as he gestured toward KitTem,
“Ah... hail, fellow adventurer! We have traveled across the land, searching far and wide for someone who understands the power we have inside!” he announced, cheerfully taking a step toward the creature,
“I know with you and me, we can fulfill our destiny and be together forever!” Great, I forgot that Rass’ higher cognitive functions are impaired in this form, thought Tem, her feline eyes narrowing judgmentally,
If all he’s going to be doing is spouting empty platitudes, it looks like I’ll have to take matters into my own paws this time.With that, KitTem sidled up against the amalgamate, purring as she bunted her catlike body into the creature’s legs. She feigned affection as best she could, allowing the velvety fuzz of her fur to lightly tickle the amalgam’s legs as she meandered around. Suddenly, she leaped away, looking forlornly into the distance as though searching for something. The small feline darted around, with mounting panic, as she attempted to pantomime a search for her missing “other half.”
Alright you cluster of junk data, help the little kitty out. she thought, as she pawed the air helplessly,
...and I swear, Argo, you’d better not screw this up…--**--Argo.EXE--**--QUERY CORE SYSTEM ARGO: OPTIMIZATION OF CHARISMA COEFFICIENT REQUIRES GENERATION OF A DESIGNATION FOR THIS COMBAT CONFIGURATION. GENERATING OPTIONS… COMPLETE. OPTION 1: “ISHYBROS” OPTION 2: “ARGOBROS.” STATE YOUR PREFERENCE, CORE SYSTEM“Nah, those names are undynamic as hell, Ishy,” quipped Argo, smirking as he discharged a burst of steam from his gauntleted hand,
“but I like the way you think, ‘Bro.’ Keep thinkin’ on it while we pound…. er… negotiate this fool into dust - I’m sure we can come up with somethin’.”“Argo, Rass initialized his SeraphCross, which means that… uh… you’ll be doing most of the talking this time,” said Suien,
“Remember, you need to get him to make a batch of those shine panels “Hah, seriously?! Tem’s in that kitty form?” laughed Argo,
“She hates that %$&$. Why’d she want to do that?”“I imagine it’s because she thought it’d convince the amalgamate to see her as a friend.” replied Suien wryly,
“I mean, that’s why you and Ishamel decided to go into MeleeCross, right? Argo bristled.
“Fine, fine. I got this. Hey, uh…. Friend!” he announced, extending his hand in a friendly gesture,
“As you can plainly see, we’ve got uh… a lot of different parts inside of us! We need your help though - have you seen a uh… a doofy kid and a blue cat anywhere around here? I need to find them, but I don’t see them.” Argo made an exaggerated show of looking around, before placing his gauntleted hands together in an ameliorating gesture,
“If you can make it so I can see those two twerps, I can help us all get outta this weird place. Be a bro, will ya?”--**--Real World--**--Quote (Not long ago...)
From the back of his head, a small blob-shaped antenna also sprang out, just as the entire area flashed an eye-blinding bright green. An astute observer might have noticed that the transformation made the Navi look very much like a Twin-series virus, known to plague the Netopian networks. In the green skies, the repeating words from before disappeared, replaced by "BOOT SUCCESSFUL" for a couple of seconds before dimming out into the blank void of before.
Swiveling around in his chair, he turned to address Ema.
I think you had mentioned before that only a Navi with a high synchronization rating could reconstitute and escape this system.” he said, adjusting his glasses as he spoke,
“My plan is twofold - first, we'll use the shine panels to get Rass and Argo’s synchronization to maximum. Then we'll boost the amalgam’s synchronization rating by forcing out the Twins viral aspect. Based on what I can tell, the Twins are what allow the amalgam to survive in two places at once, and there seems to be a relationship between the Replication Integrity Scan and the Twins aspect manifesting itself. Thus, if we can trigger a jack-out signal the instant the Twins manifest themselves, that might get everyone’s synchronization level to a high enough point to get everyone jacked out at once.”Leaning back in his chair, he crossed his arms, a single index finger anxiously tapping his bicep as he glanced sideways toward his PET, glancing between the dual screens and Ema.
“All I need is a means of triggering a Replication Integrity Scan. That’s the best I could come up with…. what do you think?” he asked.
Finish Turn 13: Pep talk.
4: Activate MeleeCross - +1 Action, Type Change to Fire/Melee (Melee Mastery/Bash) to demonstrate kinship
5: Ask .Amalgam to create “shine” panels
3: Activate SeraphCross - Type Change to Normal/Ground (Preserver/Tectonic Shift) to demonstrate kinship
4: Battle Monster: KitTem (create decoy “BTMN Trainer Rass”)
5: Ask .Amalgam to create “shine” panels