At Camillia's urging, Jared pulled a chair out from under the table, shrugged off his backpack, and sat down. Once he was seated, he heard Harke speaking about the mission, and turned his attention in that direction. Jared nodded as Harke mentioned his concerns over the situation that had been outlined in their contract. "Yes... Speaking from experience, any mission the GNA sponsors with the promise of an SP Base as a reward will be fairly nasty business. That they are willing to to hand out five of them at once means this mission is going to be a real nightmare." Jared sighed. "Please take it from me... We're going to need a plan, a very loose one at the very least, before we tackle this one." When the Netopian paused, his PET beeped at him, prompting him to see the big red [ERROR] message scrawled across the screen over his Navi's status window.
Jared swiftly looked up from the screen and over at where his Navi was supposed to be.... His jaw dropped at what he saw. "What the--?!"
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Broadside watched Djinni walk around to each of the other two Navis. The first Navi, identified by Djinni as Eternalis, was very obviously an Aqua Navi. That does not appear to be a form suited to combat. It tells me nothing of his combat capabilities. I wonder if this Navi also has a combat form? Perhaps the gelatinous form can be weaponized--
Oh, stop that. An errant thought interrupted, carrying a hint of annoyance. Not everything in this world is a weapon.
Broadside blinked in confusion as his thought processed halted and tried to grapple with what could only be described as philosophical anathema. ....What? The Navi closed his eyes and banished his off-track train of thought. When he opened them again, Djinni had moved on to introducing the Navi called Rhea. He turned his head to look at her, and once again began performing a combat analysis in his head.... This Navi possesses a mechanized frame. There are many ways it can be easily adapted to combat, but at the cost of increased weig--
STOP THAT NOW! A righteous burst of anger brought all of Broadside's mental processes to a crashing halt. You are NOT allowed to finish that thought. That you were even about to go there tells me your brain is broken. You, especially, should never, ever think that about a lady Mr. Hundred Tons of Fun. It's time we fixed that. As the ranting voice in his head finished railing at him, Broadside felt something writing nulled out lines of code in his programming. Less than a second later, the writing stopped and the commands used to nullify the new code were removed all at once. This caused a small arc of electricity, nothing so much as a static discharge, to zap its way across his visor, and into his eyes. His vision blanked for a moment, then swam quickly back into focus. Okay, now let's see you try that again.
Broadside refocused his eyesight on Rhea, and began his analysis again. Or... tried to. He kept finding himself distracted by the fact that she was a female Mecha Navi. Right along with his usual observations and guesses as to how a Navi's combat style and supposed capabilities came the occasional appraisal of things such as how good Rhea's hair looked. He even caught himself distracted by a thought of what it would look like with wind blowing through it. He wound up looking down at the surface of the table in an attempt to regain control of his mind. Wait, what is this? I don't...
Err... maybe I went too far in my anger?
Quote (Djinni)
"Broooaaadsiiiide!"
Broadside looked up just in time to get pounced upon by Djinni. This was not a new experience for him, and yet was... Thanks to the modifications to his programming, he was hyper aware of the fact that Djinni was very attractive... And that her chest was not only pressed and rubbing against his armor, but was also occasionally filling his sling-bound hand quite nicely, if completely unintentionally. His eyes went wide as his face slowly turned redder and redder.... Thoughts? Forget it: SAGETQF#$GHJNGAEDNR&%ATGJGAFDH%^RGAGHBDFUT&YURI<JFGFSDHNHFS!!!
Hahahahaha! Oh wow.
Finally, Broadside's AI had had all it could take. His eyes turned blank, and a puff of smoke issued from the com antenna on the right side of his helmet before the Navi fell over backwards; completely unconscious. Uhh oh.... Suddenly, it wasn't funny anymore. ....Broadside? After a few seconds passed without any sort of cognitive thoughts from Broadside, and the semi-dormant program realized the Navi really was down for the count. Looks like I messed up badly.... Though, speaking of weaponized... It never even occurred to me to consider what kinds of havoc Djinni's W.M.Double-D's could inflict on Broadside's mind. I'd better take control and get started fixing that quickly. As funny as this was, his allies are probably going to want his very destructive company very soon.
Broadside's form and features began to melt into the blue glow normally associated with jacking in and out of a network. A moment later, and a whole new form took shape with a never before seen set of features to it. Once the image resolved, the armored form of Broadside's WhiteGuard form was replaced with something completely different.
The now female Navi looked up at Djinni from where she lay on the floor, and smiled. "Djinni... Congratulations, girl! You just blew Broadside's mind!"