Birthdays!

Happy Birthday, PA! I found this cake in a wall safe in EN's bedroom.

Hidden Cake
To PA:

You've not modded me religously, but well indeed;
it was ever a challenge to not to plead and plead.

Your 'nasteh side' may not be so kind as the other;
but its voracious consumption of bacon sends one running for mother.

Alas, I have no cake, or cute little joke;
so here this be, as I don't want to provoke.

As much as we may have fought, it seems simple to say --
Happy birthday, my friend, and have a good day.
Happy Birthday PA.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, BITCHES!

Today, I will reign terror upon your souls. ...Or something.

But first, sleep.

--PS--



-Twi
Impossible!

My soul is already in great ruin from the terror of being born.

Other than that, Happy B-Day you Claud! =/
Happy birthday.

Here, have a kick in the teeth.

And take another for the road.

Sleep easy in the knowledge that I'll always be a year older than you.
Happy Birthday Twi...
...
Oh, it's lucky to be sixteen~
Oh my darling darling sweet sixteen~
There's light in the air, and flowers everywhere~
I get on the road, driving to and fro~
Oh, it's so lucky to be sixteen~

<composed crappily by RS before he hijacks it out of there and goes to school>
I think you're still ignoring me.

But happy burfday.
Happy birthday to that one person I probably would've forgotten if he didn't remind everyone.
WHOA.

TWI'S GETTIN' HIS SWEET SIXTEEN.

*prepares a sixteen-row Birthday Gauntlet*
Saw it already on FaceBook yesterday, but happy birthday, SMS!
Happy B-Day, Schtief.
Happy Birthday, my fellow hippie. Hope you have a swell day.
SHTEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE.
IT'S YOUR BURTHDAY.
MAKE IT HAPPY.
OR WE KILL YOU.

*Cake*
Have an Awesomized Afro Disco Force Birthday, Steve.
Thanks, guys.

And, for the record, I'm not as think as you awesome I am. I'm even thinker.
The word is thinkier. The extra I is for Indubitably.
Not to double post, but...HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARUTOME....Wait, who the hell is narutomega?
Hey ... guys?

You remember that one guy that we used to see around here?
You know, the one with the deliciously noir-styled posts that you could read like a novel?
The gritty one?
Well, he just turned a century old.

HAPPY FALSE BIRTHDAY, ZAL!

Happy Birthday nonexistent member who doesn't come anymore. : D