HAPPY BIRFDAY TO BOTH OF YOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!WHOOO~
For you presents, I'm giving you each an Emo cake, the only kind of pastry that cuts itself! [except for scenster muffins... thay get razor-blade happy, too. >_>]
Happy birthday to the 56,000 people (that's the average) that have their brithday today, and a belated to the 56,000 yesterday, and an early to the 56,000 tomorow.