If you were a superhero,what are your 2 powers?

Regeneration and being able to change my entire body.

That way, I can "die" and turn into something else. Oh the stunts I can pull.

... Where is immortality?

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... Where is immortality?

Other.

Immortality and the ability to make money that is real. I COULD SINGLEHANDEDLY BRING THE WORLD OUT OF IT'S "Ression".

THE POWER TO HAVE AND USE EVERY POWER.
EVEN THE ONES THAT CONTRADICT THE OTHER ONES

Well, I do have the Navi that turns into a jet... *checks "Flying" option*

Mind control and telepathy, though I'd be a super villain....

I'd settle for portal powers and, uh, control over spacial dimensions.

PUNCH YOU WITH YOUR OWN PUNCHES! NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS! >: D

I'd want the power to... like, grow yams. Really fast. Unnaturally fast. Like, BOOM, ZOOM, YAMS. Yeah.

Oh, and for the other one... Hrm, I GUESS I'd have to go with the power to make a person's legs fall asleep. Iduno, it's a toss up between that and being able to speak to flamingos.

Looney Man! *fanfare*