Random Outtakes

4:04 AM

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PaladinGC: 4:04
Aim: And ALL OF THE TIMES I'VE MESSED UP DRAWING SERAPHIM'S HAIR BLADE
PaladinGC: Pally Not Found
Aim: D:
PaladinGC has left.
chardes: ....
chardes: xdxdxd
Proxy_Heat: ....... D:
Aim: ....
Proxy_Heat: *claps*
Aim: What a tool way to exit >:V
Aim: Good job Pally

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(Jan 21-23:25) Aim: NOBODY CAN MAKE ME HARDER THAN I ALREADY AM AT THIS VERY MOMENT


Taking quotes out of context is fun : D

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SpaceMonkeySteve has joined.
Asator: ....
Fera: Heya Steve
SpaceMonkeySteve: yort
ModMog: LOVELOVETENKYOKEN
Asator: and of course, Steve comes on when I'm about to go to bed
SpaceMonkeySteve: ha ha fuck you
SpaceMonkeySteve: XD
PaladinGC: XD
Asator: >>
ViscosiHeat: yo Steve
PaladinGC: wow
SpaceMonkeySteve: I SPECIFICALLY waited.
SpaceMonkeySteve: XD
SpaceMonkeySteve: Just to deprive you
Asator: Of course you did.
SpaceMonkeySteve: of Steve time.
Asator: So you know what?
Asator: Fuck YOU
ModMog: Steve Time is All time
chardes: o.o
chardes: Steve Time?
PaladinGC: XD
Fera: Steve Time
ModMog: Steve Time
SpaceMonkeySteve: LET'S PARTY!
Aim: Steve time
Fera: it's the best time of the day
Fera: : D
PaladinGC: Steve Time
Aim: That exciting time of the night where Steve pretends to be here when he comes in and then idles
Lux: D :
chardes: Ah.
ModMog: XD
PaladinGC: XD
SpaceMonkeySteve: >_>
Fera: XD
SpaceMonkeySteve: CAUGHT ME
chardes: ... I think it's taking effect.
PaladinGC: XDXDXD
chardes: XD
SpaceMonkeySteve: XD
Lux: Sadnessy, I'm going to go off to bed too.
SpaceMonkeySteve: Aim wins.

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Bomber: Hey Shin.
Bomber: You know that Harbin posted, right?
Shin: Yes, I know Bomber
Shin: but I AM TOO WIPED OUT TO GIVE YOU YOUR NEXT BATTLE
Bomber: How does that excuse span 48 hours? D:
Shin: Midterms
Bomber: *raises white flag*
Bomber: You win. XD


Quoted for Posterity, expect something either tonight or tomorrow morning, guys.
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Grim: Squalo's final attack:  Berry Frop
Aim: Magnum
PaladinGC: ah
Pocket: *draws faster*
Shin: :|
Fera: D:
Fera: *mods faster*
Axed_Heat: lol
Grim: 300dmg Aqua + Knockback + Nova8
Shin: ....
Aim: GIVE HIM THE FASTEST MODERATION...
Shin: + Impact
Grim: ^
Fera: + You're dead
Aim: BY SAYING THAT SQUALO HAD A SUDDEN HEART ATTACK
Pocket: ...is that seriously one of the attacks?
Shin: XD
Shin: No
Fera: Probably not.
Grim: emphasis on the probably.
Pocket: Because I took 111 from something
Shin: I'm pretty sure SHARK TEETH MISSILES are a better bet
Fera: I don't know what that 111 is.
Pocket: only pally knows.
PaladinGC: that
PaladinGC: 's
Aim: Omega, what should Pox do now? :I
PaladinGC: math-fu
Aim: I can't decide what's worthwhile
Shin: ....
Fera: Math-fu DX
Shin: math-fu. :U
Fera: DO I HAVE TO CALCULATE IN BINARY NOW
PaladinGC: I had to crunch a lot of numbers to come up with that damnage calc, you're just better off not asking what it was
Fera: I HATE BINARY
Pocket: was it a wall of water?
Axed_Heat: First rule of Paladin moderation: You don't ask about Paladin moderation
PaladinGC: XD
Fera: lol Heat
PaladinGC: XDXD
Fera: PALLY TIME
PaladinGC: ....
Shin: ....
Shin: Quoted
Corrupted_Child: ...
Shin: so hard
PaladinGC: *presses the stop button*
Shin: DE-NIED
Corrupted_Child: So, what are we talking about? : D
PaladinGC: Pally Time CANCELED
Fera: D8
Fera: *resumes moderation*

Quote (Old Man Broadside)

MagicCereal: whereas Voulge and SplashLady are hanging out in a hot tub
Fera: :V
MagicCereal: FXP SHALL ABOUND
Azureink: *losing
Fera: HOT TUB
chardes: -5 FXP for misunderstanding as Voulge takes off his pants
Juroko: *1 hour later*
Thawed_Fishsticks: XD
Fera: and Ignis is now more shiny on the money bath
Thawed_Fishsticks: lol char
Juroko: +999 FXP!
MagicCereal: D:
PA_Master: D:
PA_Master: D: D: D:
PA_Master: NO
PA_Master: NO
Fera: D:
PA_Master: NO
Fera: STRIP FXP?!
PA_Master: ...
Fera: I MUST INTRODUCE THIS FACTOR
chardes: ..
chardes: Doesn't that mean
chardes: Rhea gets automatic lotsa FXP with people
MagicCereal: ...then I must find a reason to have SplashLady strip
chardes: Since she's already stripped
chardes: ;D
MagicCereal: to get this FXP
Fera: .......
Fera: YES
PA_Master: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhh
PA_Master: It deserved it, Chardes.
Juroko: Soon, everyone is nude.
Azureink: Quick Rhea needs clothes
PA_Master: And Watt is traumatized.
Fera: I'll probably be nude for the upcoming DjinniCross
Shin: ....
PA_Master: THERE IS A KID NAVI, PEOPLE
Fera: HAWT ETERNALIS FANSERVICE
PA_Master: KEEP YER PANTS ON
Azureink: so she can take them off
chardes: Rhea has clothes
chardes: It's called her GMO
chardes: ;D
MagicCereal: don't worry, PA
Fera: ;D
Shin: Practioner. XD
MagicCereal: those areas are pixelated automatically on the Net
Juroko: RERN: WE ARE OK WITH NUDE NAVIS!
Azureink: Kid navi?
chardes: HANDLE WITH CARE
Medic: AGWS doesn't have cloths
chardes: *whacks things*
Shin: I'm the only kid navi possessor
Shin: :/
Fera: Meleeman immediately implodes from the porn
Azureink: That reminds me... How old is Red supposed to be?
Shin: 22
Fera: :V
Fera: Catch 22
chardes: A:
chardes: Did you know Rhea's 5?
chardes: : D
MagicCereal: psh
chardes: *breaks minds*
MagicCereal: SplashMan is 1
MagicCereal: : D
Juroko: Aoi suddenly understand Red's pain.
Bomber: Anyis is 80-something. :'D
Shin: Red likes being a loli
Fera: SplashLady is months old
Shin: ....
Azureink: Rhea isn't 5
chardes: XDXD
Juroko: *Aoi is 18 but looks like a kid*
MagicCereal: and SplashLady is like
MagicCereal: a week old
Shin: ANYIS IS OLD AS HELL
MagicCereal: : D
Shin: LOL
Fera: LOL
chardes: OLD AS HELL BABY
PA_Master: ...Voltman/Watt are at least 7.
PA_Master: What with time lapse between CN and RN
Fera: HEY THAT OLD WOMAN IS HOT
Juroko: Yuki-Onna is a old model in a new model's body.
Azureink: I meant their extrapalated ages
PA_Master: ...
PA_Master: Just for that, Jur.
PA_Master: I sprite Y-O with a cane.
Shin: Actually, if Shin is 25, the difference between him and Red is by 3 years only
PA_Master: And a bad back.
Shin: :/
Fera: XD
Azureink: *extrapolated
Fera: Extra palate
Fera: XD
Juroko: And by old model, I mean she looked like a mecha back in the days.
Fera: DELICIOUS
Azureink: Rhea looks like she is at least 17
Shin: Shuilong is probably only .... 12. :/
chardes: Rhea's actually 14-15.
PA_Master: ...
chardes: Check her height ;D
Fera: Eternalis is IMMORTAL
Fera: KEHEHEHEHE
PA_Master: *Sprites Broadside with back troubles*
chardes: And her weight
Azureink: height means nothing!
Juroko: She was the equivilent of a zaku made for fixing ACs.
Shin: ....
chardes: and her weight
Shin: OLD MAN BROADSIDE. :V
MagicCereal: SplashMan has an indeterminate age appearance
PA_Master: XD
MagicCereal: : D
Fera: XD
Fera: OLD MAN BROADSIDE
PA_Master: THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD MAN NAME
MagicCereal: as water tanks tend to not show much age
chardes: VERY BROAD
PA_Master: HE DOESN'T YELL AT THE KIDS TO GET OFF HIS LAWN
chardes: AT THE SIDES
PA_Master: HE PULLS OUT THE MISSILE LAUNCHER
Fera: XD
chardes: PFFF FAT AND OLD
Shin: ....
PA_Master: AND THEY GET THE MESSAGE
PaladinGC: XD
Azureink: SINN and Destin are around the same age as I am.
Juroko: HIS MISSLES ARE INCONTENT AND HE NEEDS GLASSES TO AIM!
Fera: XDXDXD
Fera: You've made my day, PA.
PA_Master: WHY THANK YOU
MagicCereal: I concur with Fera
Worth double posting

Quote (Eternalis' Arm)

PA_Master: ...*Looks at Eternalis's pic*
PA_Master: *Looks at other tab*
PA_Master: Does he have the Portal Gun for a left arm?
Fera: What?
Fera: No.
Fera: That's just an arm.
PA_Master: ...
PA_Master: It's the Portal Gun
Fera: Reconfigured into a cannon.
Fera: ...
Fera: I've never played Portal.
Fera: :/
PA_Master: Look up the Portal Gun.
PA_Master: It's the Portal Gun
Fera: ......
Fera: Portal Gun
Fera: wtf.
PA_Master: XD
PA_Master: XD XD XD
Fera: HEY CHELL
Fera: YOU HAVE MY ARM
PA_Master: XD XD XD
Fera: GIVE IT BACK
PA_Master: Oh so quoted.


Picture in question:
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/4052/eternalis.jpg

Quote (UNSPEAKABLE HORROR)

Juroko: *humps Steve*
Fera: ..... :/
PA_Master: D:
Fera: D:
Azureink: ]:
SpaceMonkeySteve: ...
Fera: OSHIT.
PA_Master: DX

That is all.
It's been a good quote day.

Quote (Azure's a Vampire but what kind?)

Azureink: What is DAYBREAKERS?
Axed_Heat: Punching your friends in the face builds bro points
PA_Master: NINE POINT SIX
PA_Master: NINE POINT SEVEN
PA_Master: ...
PA_Master: *Time out*
PA_Master: It's the new movie.
Axed_Heat: wait
PA_Master: The one with REAL GODDAMN VAMPIRES
Fera: heh
PA_Master: They burn in the sun.
Pocket: *taps heat in the cheek*
PA_Master: They drink human blood.
PA_Master: Crossbows are death
Axed_Heat: it only builds bro points if you're convincing him not to do something stupid or cowardly
Axed_Heat: was that the case?
PA_Master: Turn into bat-things
Juroko: So these are manly vampires.
Pocket: "stop eating me"
PA_Master: DAMN STRAIGHT
PA_Master: NOW
Azureink: I don't usually watch vampire movies... seeing as how the original vampire concept was more of an incubus concept
PA_Master: AZURE
PA_Master: ONE MORE TIME
PA_Master: DAYBREAKERS
PA_Master: OR
PA_Master: TWILIGHT
PA_Master: *Raises crossbow*
Juroko: If you say Twilight Azure, I will set you on fire, cut off your head, and stake your heart.
PA_Master: No, no, I've got the real solution.
PA_Master: Just relax.
PA_Master: ...
PA_Master: AZURE
PA_Master: ANSWER
Fera: I suggest you bail, Azure, and never speak of vampires again.
PA_Master: IF IT'S DAYBREAKERS IT'S FINE
PA_Master: BUT IF NOT
Fera: Start talking about werewolves instead.
PA_Master: ...
Axed_Heat: Speaking of Werewolves
Fera: Unless they are movie werewolves.
PA_Master: WE TALKIN' WOLF MAN OR TWILIGHT?
Juroko: WEREWOLVES ARE JUST AS BAD.
Axed_Heat: How bout that WOLFMAN :V
Fera: Those are shit.
Fera: WOLFMAN
Azureink: Nosferatu
Fera: WOLFMAN IS COOL, BRO
Axed_Heat: the new movie coming out
PA_Master: ...
Juroko: WOLFMAN IS GOOD.
PA_Master: Holy sh*t.
PA_Master: *Puts away crossbow*
PA_Master: *Backs away from Azure slowly*
PA_Master: Niiiice Azure.
PA_Master: Kind Azure.
PA_Master: My friend, Azure.
Fera: XDXD
IN THIS QUOTE: PA MISSES THE COMPLETELY OBVIOUS

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(Jan 23-00:14) PA_Master: ...Copypaste ME2.exe into your binary files?
(Jan 23-00:14) PA_Master: What the f*Ck is harbin saying?
(Jan 23-00:15) PA_Master: 0.o?
(Jan 23-00:15) PA_Master: HALP
(Jan 23-00:15) Carth_Onasi: ....
(Jan 23-00:15) Carth_Onasi: [PUNCH]
(Jan 23-00:15) Carth_Onasi: OPEN
(Jan 23-00:15) Carth_Onasi: the first disc iso
(Jan 23-00:15) Carth_Onasi: Not mount
(Jan 23-00:15) Carth_Onasi: OPEN
(Jan 23-00:16) Carth_Onasi: Go into the razor 1911 folder
(Jan 23-00:16) Carth_Onasi: Copy the exe in there
(Jan 23-00:16) Carth_Onasi: Put it in program files / mass effect 2 / binaries or wheever the exe is
(Jan 23-00:16) Carth_Onasi: (Not the launcher, the actual exe)
(Jan 23-00:16) PA_Master: It opens it with, uh...
(Jan 23-00:16) Carth_Onasi: THEN
(Jan 23-00:16) PA_Master: A CD maker
(Jan 23-00:16) Carth_Onasi: Use WinRAR
(Jan 23-00:16) PA_Master: How do I open it?
(Jan 23-00:17) Carth_Onasi: (Or just explore it like a CD if it's mounted)
(Jan 23-00:17) Carth_Onasi: Also
(Jan 23-00:17) Carth_Onasi: http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9110/ahahahaj.png
(Jan 23-00:17) Carth_Onasi: lol
(Jan 23-00:17) Carth_Onasi: Just
(Jan 23-00:17) Carth_Onasi: lol
(Jan 23-00:17) PA_Master: K
(Jan 23-00:17) PA_Master: DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
(Jan 23-00:18) Carth_Onasi: HOW RIDICULOUS
(Jan 23-00:18) Carth_Onasi: IS THAT OUTFIT
(Jan 23-00:18) Carth_Onasi: : D
(Jan 23-00:18) PA_Master: Autorun.exe?
(Jan 23-00:18) Carth_Onasi: EXPLORE
(Jan 23-00:18) PA_Master: Right?
(Jan 23-00:18) Carth_Onasi: NOT
(Jan 23-00:18) Carth_Onasi: RUN
(Jan 23-00:18) PA_Master: ...
(Jan 23-00:18) PA_Master: WHAT
(Jan 23-00:18) Carth_Onasi: Okay
(Jan 23-00:18) PA_Master: STOP
(Jan 23-00:18) Carth_Onasi: Look
(Jan 23-00:18) Carth_Onasi: Describe what you are doing
(Jan 23-00:18) PA_Master: I OPENED THE FILES
(Jan 23-00:18) PA_Master: WITH WINRAR
(Jan 23-00:18) PA_Master: AND NOW
(Jan 23-00:18) PA_Master: THERE ARE FILES HERE
(Jan 23-00:18) Carth_Onasi: Do you see
(Jan 23-00:18) Carth_Onasi: The Razor1911
(Jan 23-00:18) Carth_Onasi: folder
(Jan 23-00:19) PA_Master: I'M PAST THAT
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: Inside
(Jan 23-00:19) PA_Master: I'M IN THE ISO
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: Should be
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: MassEffect2
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: .exe
(Jan 23-00:19) PA_Master: ...
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: IN
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: THE
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: FUCKING
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: ISO
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: IN
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: THE
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: RAZOR1911
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: FOLDER
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: IN
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: THE
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: ISO
(Jan 23-00:19) PA_Master: ...
(Jan 23-00:19) PA_Master: WHAT
(Jan 23-00:19) PA_Master: THERE IS NO
(Jan 23-00:19) Carth_Onasi: Disc ONE, not disc TWO as well
(Jan 23-00:19) PA_Master: MASSEFFECT2
(Jan 23-00:19) PA_Master: .EXE
(Jan 23-00:19) PA_Master: I AM IN DISK ONE
(Jan 23-00:20) PA_Master: THERE IS NO .EXE FIL BESIDES AUTORUN AND SETUP
(Jan 23-00:20) Carth_Onasi: You're probably doing something wrong then
(Jan 23-00:20) Carth_Onasi: What is the name
(Jan 23-00:20) Carth_Onasi: Of the iso
(Jan 23-00:20) PA_Master: me2a.iso
(Jan 23-00:20) Carth_Onasi: Okay
(Jan 23-00:20) Carth_Onasi: Now
(Jan 23-00:20) Carth_Onasi: with the ISO open
(Jan 23-00:20) Carth_Onasi: What FOLDERS
(Jan 23-00:20) Carth_Onasi: Do you see
(Jan 23-00:20) PA_Master: SUPPORT SOFTWARE RAZOR1... 9... Uh...
(Jan 23-00:20) PA_Master: ...
(Jan 23-00:21) PA_Master: Fuck.
(Jan 23-00:21) Carth_Onasi: [Headbutts you like a Krogan]
(Jan 23-00:21) Carth_Onasi: FAGGOT
(Jan 23-00:21) PA_Master: *Cracking up now*
(Jan 23-00:21) PA_Master: We should quote it.
(Jan 23-00:21) PA_Master: I'm an idiot.
(Jan 23-00:21) PA_Master: You can.
People who pirate games should be anally raped by a Krogan...Unfortunately, you all would probably like it.

Quote (EN is clearly a Memetic Badass)

Shin: Lori, whatever happened to your eyebeams?
Miko_Heat: Her batteries ran out
Jaba_the_Dark: Majin...BEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!
Pocket: I read that as "Lori, whatever happened to your eyebrows?"
Fera: XDXD
Shin: ....
PaladinGC: she needs more coffee/tea
Shin: CHARGIN HER
Shin: CHAKRAS
PaladinGC: chakra blend
Asator: ...
English_Ninja: Eyebrowbeams
Shin: :|
DNRdottyEXE: Sexy
English_Ninja: now somebody change my fuckin batteries
Shin: ....
Shin: <goes behind EN>
Miko_Heat: ...
Shin: <opens the hatch on her back>
Shin: <pulls out her old batteries>
Shin: <puts in new ones>
AGWS: ...
Shin: <closes hatch>
PaladinGC: psst
PaladinGC: you put them in upsidedown
Fera: XD
Shin: There is no way anyone can interpret that weirdly in any...
Shin: ....
Shin: -way whatsoever....
Miko_Heat: lol
PaladinGC: :3
Fera: Win, Pally.
English_Ninja: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
Shin: (Grandmother said "AN INCEST IS FINE TOO")
English_Ninja: [collapses]
AGWS: ...
AGWS: RS killed EN
Shin: ....
English_Ninja: bzzz
Pocket: poisoned batteries.
Jaba_the_Dark: Can the Shake series chips attack other targets than the three targeted on it's second turn of use?
Shin: <opens the hatch again>
English_Ninja: zzzzz
Shin: <sighs>
English_Ninja: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzz
Shin: <takes out the batteries>
English_Ninja: bzzzzzzzzzzzz
Shin: <flips them>
English_Ninja: zzzzzzzDESTROY ALL HUMANS
Dyson: You should be careful around her hatch while she's active.
English_Ninja: [grabs Shin]
Shin: <puts them back in their proper place>
English_Ninja: [hurls him across the room]
Pocket: oh look she's back to normal.
Shin: <closes hatch>
AGWS: Good thing  an't human
Fera: awesome.
Shin: <kicks off the wall>
Asator: *shoots Lori*
PaladinGC: *refrains from saying what just popped into my head*
Shin: <flies toward Lori>
Pocket: BULLETS DON'T WORK ON HER
Shin: <gets hit by the bullet>
English_Ninja: [punches]
Shin: <winces>
Shin: <punched by EN>
English_Ninja: [punches bullet]
Fera: *sneaks up to Lori*
English_Ninja: [kicks Fera]
Shin: <backflips>
AGWS: You must use expolts in Space and Time to kill EN
English_Ninja: [unloads eyebeams on room]
Shin: <lands>
Jaba_the_Dark: Asator. Shin. I'm tempted to save Billy Mays from you two on SFRP.
Fera: *kicked*
English_Ninja: [raises arms]
Shin: :|
Fera: *Beam'd*
PaladinGC: Shin, he started it XD
Fera: BROADSIDE, WE NEED YOU
AGWS: ...
English_Ninja: [they fold apart, revealing gatling guns]
PaladinGC: err Dark*
Shin: ....
PaladinGC: not shin
AGWS: *Sits on EN's head*
Shin: fffffff-
PaladinGC: .....
Fera: AGWS is fine, too.
Jaba_the_Dark: WE NEED BROMECH!
PaladinGC: oh shit
English_Ninja: [snaps her neck to dislodge Medic]
Shin: <creates a bunker>
English_Ninja: [targeting visor flips over eyes]
AGWS: ...
Shin: <gets in the bunker>
Fera: THAT'S USELESS, SHIN
Rysan_Marquise: sent
AGWS: Was going to Gatta
English_Ninja: [takes aim at room's occupants]
PaladinGC: *flips her switch to OFF*
AGWS: But nooooo
Shin: ....
English_Ninja: .....BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
English_Ninja: [collapses]
AGWS: ....
Rysan_Marquise: it is a fairly poor essay
Shin: WOW
Shin: <claps>
Rysan_Marquise: I managed to convery my general views, but only by force
English_Ninja: zzzt.
PaladinGC: YES I SAID THAT
AGWS: *Flips switch back on*
Fera: *also claps*
Jaba_the_Dark: *summons...* DAMN IT PALLY! I WANTED TO HAVE AN EPIC FIGHT WITH HER IN BROMECH!
English_Ninja: [shoves a laser cannon in Pally's face]
English_Ninja: bzzzt.
Shin: ....
Shin: <installs Windows Vista into EN>
AGWS: RS
Fera: PALLY
PaladinGC: .................................
Jaba_the_Dark: D:!
Fera: SUMMON MURPHY
AGWS: You need to install ME
English_Ninja: bzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAZZKhjkgbsajbkzhvlzsljgdwe
PaladinGC: Shin just did....
English_Ninja: [laser cannon shoots butterflies]
AGWS: No, he installed Vista, not ME
Jaba_the_Dark: SOMEONE! QUOTE THIS!
English_Ninja: [laser cannon shoots bacon]
Shin: (Oh my god, I am laughing so damn hard right now)
PaladinGC: Medic, Vista is a remake of ME
Jaba_the_Dark: Same here...
English_Ninja: [laser cannon shoots bacon butterflies]
English_Ninja: [sits up]
English_Ninja: bzzt
English_Ninja: FATAL ERROR
English_Ninja: bzzt
Lux: (Jan 26-22:35) PaladinGC: Medic, Vista is a remake of ME
Lux: WELL
AGWS: Bacon butterflies...
Lux: ANYTHING BASED OFF GRECO
English_Ninja: ....
English_Ninja: BZZZT
Lux: CAN'T BE THAT BAD
PaladinGC: lol
English_Ninja: THREAT DETECTED
English_Ninja: BZZT
Fera: QUOTING THIS.
AGWS: Cute Lux
PaladinGC: not me, M.E. XD
English_Ninja: [shoves laser cannon in Pally's face again]
PaladinGC: *holds up a mirror*
English_Ninja: [shoots herself in the face with bacon butterflies]
English_Ninja: BZZT
AGWS: ...
Shin: Epic.
English_Ninja: bzzz
English_Ninja: OPERATION DISTRACT PALLY FROM HOMEWORK
English_Ninja: bzzzz
English_Ninja: COMPLETE
English_Ninja: bzzzzzzzt
PaladinGC: lol
AGWS: *Hits EN with a rai- er, Beatnik*
DNRdottyEXE: BACON BUTTERFILES
PaladinGC: *flips the switch to standby*
English_Ninja: OPERATION EVIDENCE REMOVAL
Jaba_the_Dark has left. [IP=69.171.165.247]
English_Ninja: bzzt
English_Ninja: ENGAGED
Jaba_the_Dark has joined.
English_Ninja: BZZZZZZZ
PaladinGC: *loads Linux*
English_Ninja: [freezes in midair]
English_Ninja: [flips on her head]
English_Ninja: ZZZZZZZZZZZZB
DNRdottyEXE: Someone infect her with a virus already
English_Ninja: tzzzzb.
AGWS: ...
Fera: *unleashes Sudo*
DNRdottyEXE: LETS BUST IN LORI'S BUST
Dyson: She's full of Metools.
AGWS: ...
Jaba_the_Dark: WHAT DID I MIS!?
Asator: *uploads the English Mistress virus*
English_Ninja: [starts flipping in midair, Get Down style]
Shin: :|
AGWS: Appernetly DNR is being dirty
English_Ninja: TZZZZZZZZZZZBZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTT
DNRdottyEXE has left. [IP=69.86.164.66]
PaladinGC: *loads a stable version of Fedora Core 12-E*
English_Ninja: [freezes as virus kicks in]
PaladinGC: There are no viruses for FC12-E
DNRdottyEXE has joined.
English_Ninja: [produces a fedora and pimp cane from nowhere]
PaladinGC: not one
English_Ninja: gentlebzzzztmen.
Lux: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3quTc2-GyM
Dyson: Hmmm... I suspect that Lori is bored because she wants to play ME2 but can't due to drawing the anger of her parents.
English_Ninja: ...this is true
English_Ninja: bzzzt
English_Ninja: am also having too much fun here
PaladinGC: *runs SELinux, sets to Deny*
English_Ninja: bzzt
Lux: SELI-nux
Shin: lol
Shin: ok
AGWS: ...
Shin: I think that's over with
Jaba_the_Dark: *uses an EMP on EN*
PaladinGC: *reboots Lori*
English_Ninja: bzzzzz....
English_Ninja: ......
English_Ninja: ............
English_Ninja: ....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
English_Ninja: [boots back up]
PaladinGC: ....
English_Ninja: o hai guys
English_Ninja: sup
Fera: sup
PaladinGC: There we go.
AGWS: Rocks
PaladinGC: :'D
Asator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSsJEe2QNLM this is
English_Ninja: er
Lux: Hi Lori
AGWS: And bacon butterflies
English_Ninja: why is it 20 minutes later than it was a second ago
Jaba_the_Dark: *kicks lori through a wall*
English_Ninja: and why the fuck is there bacon everywhere
Bomber: Oh god.
Fera: your time setting must be broken
Fera: let me fix it
English_Ninja: huh.
Bomber: No More Heroes has a Touhou spoof minigame.
Fera: *sets time to two years later*
English_Ninja: ....
^ TOO LONG

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chardes: *bricks Shin*
Shin: <negates it with plot armor>
Bog: *Stabs Shin with inconsistent story*
Pocket: there's a plot hole in shin's armour!


Just the right size~

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(Jan 27-01:21) Aim: Apparently Ben and Jerry of Ben and Jerry's are going to be coming to USC to speak :[]
(Jan 27-01:22) Corrupted_Child: ...
(Jan 27-01:22) Asator: ...
(Jan 27-01:22) Shin: ....
(Jan 27-01:22) Aim: And giving out FREE ICE CREAM
(Jan 27-01:22) Asator: Demand free ice cream.
(Jan 27-01:22) PA_Master: ...
(Jan 27-01:22) Corrupted_Child: ...
(Jan 27-01:22) Asator: ...
(Jan 27-01:22) PA_Master: HOLY SH*T
(Jan 27-01:22) Shin: ..................
(Jan 27-01:22) Pocket: Tom, Ben and Jerry
(Jan 27-01:22) Asator: haha oh wow
(Jan 27-01:22) Shin: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
(Jan 27-01:22) PA_Master: .......
(Jan 27-01:22) PA_Master: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(Jan 27-01:22) Aim: Mmm :3
(Jan 27-01:22) chardes: ?
(Jan 27-01:22) Tom: ...
(Jan 27-01:22) Asator: Hey Aim, you mind if I visit when they're there?

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Pocket: you need a motorcycle.
Aimicus: You think so?
Aimicus: I'm still not quite sold on it
Pocket: you're going to have to get that or a fish
Pocket: : I
Aimicus: ....
Aimicus: ;~;
Aimicus: IS THERE NOT SOME YET UNEXPLORED OPTION
Pocket: rocket powered boxing gloves?
Pocket: (throw the word mecha in there)
Aimicus: Hmmmmmmmmm...
Aimicus: :I
Pocket: they spit flames like taurus's do
Pocket: call them gauntlets?
Pocket: Meleeman: "Sounds pansy.  Gauntlets...  Let's call them Gaunts."
Pocket: Rania: "It doesn't work lik-"
Pocket: Meleeman: "GAAAUUUUUNNNTS."
Pocket: Rania: "Meleeman!"
Pocket: Meleeman: "I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome GAUUUUUUNTS."
Aimicus: XD

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(Jan 31-12:30) Annoying_Reaper: so
(Jan 31-12:30) Annoying_Reaper: Are we netmafia
(Jan 31-12:30) mawk: THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR CUTTING GYM
(Jan 31-12:30) Asator: *I* know it because my dad was obsessed with the song back when the movie first...happened
(Jan 31-12:30) Annoying_Reaper: or are we netgangsta
(Jan 31-12:30) WannaHeat: F*ck grandma? What, DNR?
(Jan 31-12:30) Aim: ....
(Jan 31-12:30) PaladinGC has joined.
(Jan 31-12:30) Aim: NETGANGSTAS
(Jan 31-12:31) English_Ninja: NETGANGSTA YO
(Jan 31-12:31) Aim: Hey Pally
(Jan 31-12:31) WannaHeat: yo DNR
(Jan 31-12:31) WannaHeat: ...
(Jan 31-12:31) Juroko: AOI LOSES 30 MAN POINTS. AOI HAS BEEN DEMOTED FROM TRAP TO LOLI.
(Jan 31-12:31) PaladinGC: Yo
(Jan 31-12:31) English_Ninja: REPRESENT
(Jan 31-12:31) WannaHeat: And Paladin : D
(Jan 31-12:31) Aim: WHATCHU THINK ABOUT NETGANGSTAS?
(Jan 31-12:31) English_Ninja: MANG
(Jan 31-12:31) mawk: THIS GUY'S GOT ME SCARED TO DEATH HOPE HE DOESN'T SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME
(Jan 31-12:31) English_Ninja: MANG MANG MANG
(Jan 31-12:31) Aim: GANSTAAAAAAAHS?
(Jan 31-12:31) mawk: NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I KNEW HOW TO SWIM
(Jan 31-12:31) Annoying_Reaper: This needs to be quoted.
(Jan 31-12:31) English_Ninja: I think it does, mang
(Jan 31-12:31) Aim: Okay, more seriously, you're the last person I need to bounce the opener post off of
(Jan 31-12:31) Annoying_Reaper: Nethood
(Jan 31-12:31) Juroko: AOI GAINED THE TRAIT: BOOBS.
(Jan 31-12:31) English_Ninja: I think I need to append 'mang' to all my sentences, mang
(Jan 31-12:31) mawk: fuck you've
(Jan 31-12:31) Annoying_Reaper: AWWWWWW
(Jan 31-12:31) mawk: aaaargh
(Jan 31-12:31) PaladinGC: lol
(Jan 31-12:31) mawk: the song's being sung now
(Jan 31-12:32) Annoying_Reaper: WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT
(Jan 31-12:32) mawk: I'm holding you guys accountable
(Jan 31-12:32) Aim: And if you could think of anything for Gridlock to say, Bomber would appreciate it
(Jan 31-12:32) DNRdottyEXE: MANG
(Jan 31-12:32) English_Ninja: other than smiling roguishly, mang
(Jan 31-12:32) Aim: As he'd like for all of our faction bosses to be "doing something" more or less
(Jan 31-12:32) Aim: XD
(Jan 31-12:32) mawk: EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLE HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HULST
(Jan 31-12:32) English_Ninja: AWWW SHIT
(Jan 31-12:32) English_Ninja has left.
(Jan 31-12:32) DNRdottyEXE: YOU GUYS CANT HANDLE THE STRETTS
(Jan 31-12:32) Aim: ....
(Jan 31-12:32) Corrupted_Child: ...
(Jan 31-12:32) mawk: WHO THE FUCK THE THINK YOU FUCKIN WIT IM THE FUCKIN BOSS
(Jan 31-12:32) Aim: EN was shot
(Jan 31-12:32) English_Mang has joined.
(Jan 31-12:32) Aim: Such is gangsta life
(Jan 31-12:32) mawk: SEVEN FORTY FIVE WHITE ON WHITE THAT'S FUCKIN ROSS
(Jan 31-12:32) Corrupted_Child: What have I returned to?
(Jan 31-12:32) DNRdottyEXE: YO YO
(Jan 31-12:32) Corrupted_Child: ...
(Jan 31-12:32) PaladinGC: No problem
(Jan 31-12:32) Aim: normal-sized hips
(Jan 31-12:32) DNRdottyEXE: HIPPITY HO
(Jan 31-12:32) Aim: ....
(Jan 31-12:32) English_Mang: :V
(Jan 31-12:32) Annoying_Reaper: CC: Netgangsta
(Jan 31-12:32) Aim: That wasn't what I meant to paste
(Jan 31-12:32) Aim: Oh lol
(Jan 31-12:32) mawk: I CUT EM WIDE I CUT EM LONG I CUT EM FAT
(Jan 31-12:32) WannaHeat: XD XD XD
(Jan 31-12:32) English_Mang: XDXD
(Jan 31-12:32) mawk: I KEEP EM COMIN BACK
(Jan 31-12:32) English_Mang: GOOD WORK JOSHIE
(Jan 31-12:32) mawk: WE KEEP EM COMIN BACK
(Jan 31-12:32) DNRdottyEXE: WORD UP BITCHES
(Jan 31-12:32) Aim: My headphones just fell off of my head laughing
(Jan 31-12:32) Corrupted_Child: ...
(Jan 31-12:33) Aim: brb
(Jan 31-12:33) PaladinGC: has everyone else already looked it over?
(Jan 31-12:33) WannaHeat: His headphones were laughing
(Jan 31-12:33) English_Mang: Yeah, we have.
(Jan 31-12:33) Asator: pretty much
(Jan 31-12:33) English_Mang: THOSE BE CREEPY HEADPHONES MANG


tl;dr the netmafia are now the netgangsta
On time travel and explosions.

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(Jan 31-13:12) Reboot: So if someone goes to the past from the future to change the future, wouldn't that mean they couldn't go to the past in the first place since the future that caused them to go to the past that no longer exists to change the future that isn't is no longer real?
(Jan 31-13:12) Djinni: *explodes*
(Jan 31-13:12) Reboot: SUCCESS

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You have joined room: Lobby
Happy 3rd Birthday RE:RN!
Kitty: Wrong one.
Kitty: Take 2.
Pikaman_X: Hello! =D
Kitty: BOMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Kitty: I suppose these are too many Es.
Kitty: BOMMMMMMBER
Pikaman_X: Yeah,your right.
Pikaman_X: Wait
Pikaman_X: A bit too many Ms there..
Kitty: My boss is planning to rob a store.
Pikaman_X: If its GameStop,tell him to give me at least half of the Wii Games he gets.
Pikaman_X: And a PSP with Dissidia.
Kitty: I doubt he'd send stuff to America.
Pikaman_X: How do you know I live in America!?
Kitty: Because it's the standard for a regular RERN member.
Pikaman_X: Oh.
Annoying_Reaper: NATIONALIST. |:<
Pikaman_X: For a second I thought you were a stalker. o_e
Annoying_Reaper: Er I mean
Kitty: I'm not regular though.
Annoying_Reaper: REGIONIST. |:<
Kitty: Oh, I am a stalker.
Kitty: I just don't stalk you.
Kitty: REAPEEEEEEEEEEER!
Annoying_Reaper: AGH
Kitty: FIGHT LIGHTMAN HARDER!
Pikaman_X: STALKER ORIGINS REVEALED!!
Kitty: YOU PUSSY!
Annoying_Reaper: GARHGGRPGVRLWP
Kitty: USE THOSE GUNS!
Annoying_Reaper: I would have more dakka


Shuryou's Stalker Origins REVEALED!

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(Feb 01-21:36) Kitty: MY SECRETS!
(Feb 01-21:36) Kitty: MY SCHEMES!
(Feb 01-21:36) Kitty: I'M NOT EVEN AMERICAN!
(Feb 01-21:37) Kitty: ALL THE TRUTHS ARE REVEALED!
(Feb 01-21:37) DNRdottyEXE has left.
(Feb 01-21:37) Pikaman_X: (Lols a bit inside)
(Feb 01-21:38) Annoying_Reaper: The cat's...
(Feb 01-21:38) Annoying_Reaper: *puts on sunglasses*
(Feb 01-21:38) Annoying_Reaper: out of the bag
(Feb 01-21:39) Annoying_Reaper: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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PA_Master: ...
Corrupted_Child: ...
PA_Master: What if I turned the entirety of the elevator.
PA_Master: Into a giant conductor of electricity.
PA_Master: And then blasted it with as much power as I could muster?
DNRdottyEXE: Your break yourself?
DNRdottyEXE: You'd*
Corrupted_Child: The enemy uses an Anti-Elec. ; D
DNRdottyEXE: Whatcha gonna do
DNRdottyEXE: TUrn the elevator shaft into a giant rail gun?
PaladinGC: Broadside approves of this plan
DNRdottyEXE: ...
DNRdottyEXE: DNR also approves
PA_Master: XD
PA_Master: Not a railgun.
PA_Master: Just... turn the Elevator into a slightly less restrained electric chair.
Juroko: 100th FLOOR COMING RIGHT UP!
PaladinGC: in other words
PaladinGC: turn it into the interior of a plasma rifle's barrel
PA_Master: ...
PA_Master: Yes
PA_Master: But it does not fire boolets.
PA_Master: Nor Voltmen.
PaladinGC: Approval maintained.