Random Chat (NEW!!!) V.1

If you guys want to talk funny, make a talk funny thread.
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Oh wait, Random Chat IS the "Talk funny" thread.
My bad, continue good sirs.

EDITED: PAGE CLAIMED IN HONOR OF THE PLAY "The Nerd" by Larry Shue. It is epic lulz.
My favorite quote can be found in my signature.

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Quote (Ginger)

GOOD LUCK THIS! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN KISS YOU! NOBODY ELSE!

Poor Gingerman, Bo's kiss brought him bad luck instead huh?
OWRAEET DEER! AEL KET DU TRAIFORSH OPH WAESDUMM!
PEE-KAY LUUV!
EF EWE DAWNED HERAH FRUUM MEH ENA MUNF, SAYAND LEENK.

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EF EWE DAWNED HERAH FRUUM MEH ENA MUNF, SAYAND LEENK.

I can speek whale. HHHhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrre Miiiiiiiiiiisttttttttteerrrrrrrr whhhhhhhhhaaaaaallllllllllle.
I'm going to make a REAL LIFE ACTION YOUTUBE POOP VIDEO. : D
Woot!

ENUFF! MAI SHUP SAYLZ IHN DA MOHRNEN! AI WUNDAR WATZ FUOR DINRAR!
...Yeah, sure....Whatever.
AH HOLE MUNF GAUN! AHNT STAEL NAO WURD!
Hoist up the John B sails, why dontcha?
WANC YUV SKRUBD AEUL DE FLURS EN HAIROOL, DEN WII KHAN TAULK ABAOWT MURSEE! TAIK HEMM AWAI!
Why would I want to scrub all the floors in Hyrule? I'm not you maid, fool. This insult shall not go unpunished. Have at thee naive!
SHAN IZ NAO MATSH FAUR TA KUING!

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naive!

Knave?
O.o

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naive!

Knave?
O.o

KNIFE!
GRATE! AILL GOW GRHAP MAI STUPH!
No, naive. You have to spell things interestingly sometimes.

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No, naive. You have to spell things interestingly sometimes.

OBJECTION!

You did not call me a knave, you said I am naive, which is an adjective.

That does not make sense with your previous statement, rendering it inneffective.
I've got another character and another race!

Name:Feina
Race:Chintza
Age:18
Skills:Pretty good with a bow.
Color-Yellow
Hair Color-Fall Orange
Personality-Always Happy