A 1,000,001 Uses

Von Dare

20. Ten sticks of dynamite, sitting on the wall...

RevivedSin

21. To steal from the earth.

Frelia

22. To eat.

Anubis

23. International Negotiations.

Von Dare

24. Public Relations

Frelia

25: To solve math problems.

RevivedSin

26. To get rid of annoying salespeople.

commondragon

30. To go out of order

RevivedSin

27: To restore order, albeit however little much of it there is.

Von Dare

28. Population Control

Hiko

29. Control of military juntas.

planeswalking fieldmedic

31: The importance of being number 31

Goroke

32. Make Gunplas~~

Link2125

33: Leaping into the enemy battlements.

Frelia

34. To cheat at Rock-Paper-Scissors.

Von Dare

35. Fishing

Frelia

36. Tenderizing meat.

Sj

37. Getting the creases out of your nemesis' birthday suit.

Niax

38. to remove cement from a cement mixing truck

(plausible)

Frelia

39. To combat impatience.