Universe Patch 1.2

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Dude, have you even listened to what the US department people are like lately? They seem to think the way to solve problems is to create an even worse problem that counteracts it.

Sorry, bud. I'm in the universal department. I can't change what they do over there. I just bring the news. I'll put in a word for you up top though.

Make sure to tell the guys up top about the "condem" exploit, then-- if they're unbreakable now, hackers are gonna use those things for all kinds of messed up shit.

OH MY GOD.

MAGMA TRANSPORTATION.

THE POSSIBILITIES.

Quote (Twi)

Make sure to tell the guys up top about the "condem" exploit, then-- if they're unbreakable now, hackers are gonna use those things for all kinds of messed up shit.

OH MY GOD.

MAGMA TRANSPORTATION.

THE POSSIBILITIES.

See, your kind of thinking is what we call hacker thinking.

Watch yourself, or you may find yourself banned. (FROM LIFE)



PS: Win, Twi, very win.

This patch officialy ruins the universe. Not content with just taking away my Bubonic Plague and Smallpox attacks, they now insist on nerfing PMS to oblivion?

I managed to compensate for my laughable racials and the fact that our penis size is smaller for no apparent reason. Just compare my race's bonuses to, say, Mexican, and you'll see the shit I've had to put up with from God up to this point. I had a really good build going, and I don't think it was too overpowered to spec premature ejaculation when females can multiple-orgasm the FUCK out of me with no cooldown, but no. No, the people who run this thing are so full of shit that they insist upon beating down my character with every single goddamn patch, to the point where I think they're just trying to tell us "You may spec Football or Counterstrike. Otherwise, go play Female."

Fuck this. Fuck you, God, you have lost my membership in the universe.

This will be my last post in the Universe forums because I won't be playing any more. Ban me if you want, this is my /ragequit.

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This patch officialy ruins the universe. Not content with just taking away my Bubonic Plague and Smallpox attacks, they now insist on nerfing PMS to oblivion?

I managed to compensate for my laughable racials and the fact that our penis size is smaller for no apparent reason. Just compare my race's bonuses to, say, Mexican, and you'll see the shit I've had to put up with from God up to this point. I had a really good build going, and I don't think it was too overpowered to spec premature ejaculation when females can multiple-orgasm the FUCK out of me with no cooldown, but no. No, the people who run this thing are so full of shit that they insist upon beating down my character with every single goddamn patch, to the point where I think they're just trying to tell us "You may spec Football or Counterstrike. Otherwise, go play Female."

Fuck this. Fuck you, God, you have lost my membership in the universe.

This will be my last post in the Universe forums because I won't be playing any more. Ban me if you want, this is my /ragequit.

/smite

Do you have screencaps for this?

Also, I'm uh- planning on making a machine that helps the unskilled, but extremely creative, artists and writers out there do what they want to do (i.e. draw or write) by hooking their head up to a headset that reads their brainwaves and translates the images or words onto the computer with like cool tools, or something.

IS THIS OK? I mean, the ability of R&D for humans goes for this kind of stuff... right?

Quote (RevivedSin)

Do you have screencaps for this?

They'll be coming shortly.

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Also, I'm uh- planning on making a machine that helps the unskilled, but extremely creative, artists and writers out there do what they want to do (i.e. draw or write) by hooking their head up to a headset that reads their brainwaves and translates the images or words onto the computer with like cool tools, or something.

IS THIS OK? I mean, the ability of R&D for humans goes for this kind of stuff... right?

Well, er, no. You'd have to run it by our R&D department before it would actually, y'know, work. They'd probably have to nerf it quite a bit as well. Try contacting them before you bother building it.

PROTIP: By the time they're done nerfing it, it won't be any different than machines that already exist.

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That's classified.

What I meant by crossbreeding bug was that when attempting an artificial pregnancy it didnt stop you from picking from whatever species you could get the DNA from...

I know furries are a faction and everything, but you know, they wouldnt have any point to them if they actually got what they wanted....

also, when will the magic update become avalible? Its hard to get into whats left from the great magic removal...

I just found a bug.

The Starbucks in the Bermuda Square warps you in space/time if you're wearing anything green. Other colours work fine (haven't tested pink or purple.)

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I just found a bug.

The Starbucks in the Bermuda Square warps you in space/time if you're wearing anything green. Other colours work fine (haven't tested pink or purple.)

Yes, we've had several reports of this. We'll have it fixed by 1.2.1. Until then, we'll put notifications up to warn others not to wear green there.

Common, well, it's already available. You just have to know where to look.

You know, the people with AIDS will become OP, then we'll just have another patch that swings the system back to another side. Jeezus, how about some gradual changes instead of swinging the whole freaking game universe system from one side to the other! >_<

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You know, the people with AIDS will become OP,

Nah. See, they'll become confident about their STD status, and then they'll get Super Herpes and die.

I found a bug, if the ice is only at the frost stage, all the little bits have their friction stack improperly...

also requesting unstuck...

Try posting your last config before requesting an unstuck. Also, Super Herpes? Isn't that like, a false myth?

Also, I notice that none of the Earth humans got a beta tester position for this new patch. Shouldn't we all get a turn on this update like we did with 1.1? I'm quite envious of those private alternate universes.

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Super Herpes? Isn't that like, a false myth?

Also, I notice that none of the Earth humans got a beta tester position for this new patch. Shouldn't we all get a turn on this update like we did with 1.1? I'm quite envious of those private alternate universes.

No.

And you know damn well that the departments are losing funding, Fera. We just can't afford to keep making new universes for every patch.

Niax, we'll look into the stacking, but this is the wrong place for requesting that.

Yeah...about the testing....

I was approved but I still havent been given any other information about my alternate universe....

And I'm tired of using concentration skill for everything. I have a permanent debuff that I cant get rid of, fucking medical resistance 10...

You know, I've been looking for that buff that allows you to play video games, do homework, ace exams, and have lots of friends all at an exceedingly efficient and successful pace. Is this predetermined per character using a randomized system? It looks like it.

Anyway, point is, give this to everybody. <<;

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You know, I've been looking for that buff that allows you to play video games, do homework, ace exams, and have lots of friends all at an exceedingly efficient and successful pace. Is this predetermined per character using a randomized system? It looks like it.

Anyway, point is, give this to everybody. <<;

That'll never happen without some serious nerfing, and not until like, Universe 2.0.