Scrabble?

Link2125

And so, the filthy hobo was provided with a nice hot meal.

RevivedSin

Is this shirt teal?

Guest

Is that shirt even real?

Guest

I like veal, eating infant cows is fun!

Nalerenn

I'm gonna seal this thing, right now.

RevivedSin

You've got a deal.

Hiko

Somebody's gonna end up dead...

P.S.
1) 10 PAGES! O_o
2) Nice job with the sentences. :'D

Link2125

... if they don't read the fine print of that contract they just signed...

RevivedSin

I would like to drink some mead.

Bomber

Along with a side order of meat.

Howitzer

But boy, that waitress sure is mean...

Hiko

And this meat is lean!

Howitzer

Man, I'd better hurry up and leap out of this joint.

Asator

...and into a heap of trash?

Zolem

I think the junk gave me a heat rash.

Von Dare

But... what is that I hear?

Bomber

Oh shi-... There's a grizzly bear rummaging through the trash.

Von Dare

Oh, silly bear! It's got a beer can stuck on it's face!

Bomber

Stop laughing at it! You'll make it angry!

Wild Bear used Leer!

Guest

and now its target is crippled with fear!