Scrabble?

And everything he held dear to him was wiped away in an instant!
Including his beautiful rear!
But lo and behold, here approaches King Lear!
Holding his scepter, that doubles as a spear!
((Uh... Grim, you can only change one word. I'll take that as "pear" for the moment.))

Of course said pear was never ripe.
T'wus blackend by ashes from King Lear's pipe.
On King Lear's estate, there are a lot of pines.
And each guard on said estate carries an ornate, burnished pike.
Unfortunately, the guards are lazy and do not like guarding.
They'd rather be out swimming in the lake.
too bad the lake is a fake
For as you approach it, it starts to fade away.
I made it that way for shits and giggles.
Therefore, we all just lost the game.
That is so Lame
I do feel the same.
I came.
Nal, that was totally lame.
There's no I in Team America.


Yes there is.
You SEAM unable to spell.