A New Meme

A NEW MEME SURFACED A FEW MONTHS AGO,
I JUST HEARD OF IT RECENTLY.

I think Varg is a pretty cool guy. Eh burns down churches and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think DragonForce is a pretty cool guy. Eh waits for the day and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Twi is a pretty cool guy. Eh kicks noobs and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Half Life is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills combines and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Epic Fail Guy is a pretty cool guy. Eh fails epicly and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think horrible idea is a pretty cool guy. Eh ruins all my hopes and dreams and doesn't afraid of anything. (referring to Sonata Arctica's upcoming video game, Winterheart's Guild)

I think Mike Huckabee is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills heathens and plays bass and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Scientology is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills womens and doesn't afraid of anything.


TEMPLATE:
I think (name) is a pretty cool guy. Eh (verbs)s (nouns)s and doesn't afraid of anything.
Make your own for lulz...

I think Kirby is a pretty cool guy. Eh eats emenys and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Chuck Norris is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills ninjas and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think George Bush is a pretty cool guy. Eh sends guys to Iraq and doesn't afraid of anything.

Also:

Quote (Hiko)

Eh (noun)s (verb)s and doesn't afraid of anything.

I hope that you don't mean to say that Halo aliens kill, right?

I think Common is a pretty cool guy. Eh spams RE:RNs and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think MySpace is a pretty cool guy. Eh spawns pedos and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think PedoBear is a pretty cool guy. Eh raeps little girls and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think 4chan is a pretty cool guy. Eh fuck yeah seaking!'s anonymouses and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think iTunes is a pretty cool guy. Eh skips musics and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Mozilla Firefox is a pretty cool guy. Eh spellchecks words badly and doesn't afraid of anything.

Musics is a word...? And pedos isn't?
XD

FROM MY FRIEND: i think burzum is a pretty cool guy. eh burns churches and doesn't afraid of niggers
(Varg, from Burzum)

I think Astley is a pretty cool guy. Eh surprises people and doesn't afraid of anything.

I got rick roll'd in the chat.
D:

actually it's

(name) is a cool guy, eh (does stuff) and doesn't afraid of anything

All in lowercase.

oswald is a cool guy, eh kills dragons and doesn't afraid of anything

shinji is a cool guy, eh pilots giant robots and afraid of anything

Yeah, I know, I just prefer better grammerz.
:'D

i think verizon is a pretty cool guy. eh is evil and costs a lot and doesn't afraid of anything

I think Haseo is a cool guy, eh kicks PK ass and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Shuryou is a cool guy, eh gives us porn and doesn't afraid of anything.

CONTRADICTORY: I think English_Ninja is a cool guy, eh KICKS AND BLOWS STUFF UP and doesn't afraid of anything. [/CONTRADICTORY]

I think Ichigo is a cool guy, eh kills giant masked monsters and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Byakuya is a cool guy, eh kills you with cherry blossoms and doesn't afraid of anything.

gieco is a cool guy, eh saves you 15% or more on car insurance and doesn't afraid of anything

R.O.B. is a cool guy, eh is the suckiest char in SSBB and doesn't afraid of anything

Niax is a cool guy, eh does stuff that fails and doesn't afraid of anything

darkrai is a FAIL guy...

what?

NARUTARD POWERS GO.

I think Naruto is a pretty cool guy, eh is the main character and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Sasuke is a pretty cool guy, eh emos about his clan and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Sakura is a pretty cool guy, eh pounds Naruto alot and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Hinata is a pretty cool guy, eh lurves Naruto and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Shino is a pretty cool guy, eh is a gangsta' and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Jiraiya is a pretty cool guy, eh perves on the ladies and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Kakashi is a pretty cool guy, eh copies your jutsus and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think Itachi is a pretty cool guy, eh has Mangekyo Sharingan and doesn't afraid of anything.


I'd do a One Piece one, but I don't feel like it. Maybe later. Either way, THE LIST GOES ON.

luffy is a cool guy, eh wants to be pirate king and doesn't afraid of anything

zoro is a cool guy, eh has three swords and doesn't afraid of anything

sanji is a cool guy, eh cooks delicious foods and doesn't afraid of anything

usopp is a cool guy, eh tells lies and afraids of anything

chopper is a cool guy, eh morphs into forms and afraids of lots of things

etc

....

Anon is ashamed to see you guys. Deeply shamed.

Quote (Drakim)

....

Anon is ashamed to see you guys. Deeply shamed.

Yeah well I don't particulrily care how much Anons rage over what I shat out of my ass in the span of half a minute.

I think Drakkas is a pretty cool guy, eh one-shots American and doesn't afraid of plotholes.

I think 404 is a pretty cool guy, eh fights two against ten and doesn't afraid of gender confusion.

Quote (Heat Sonata)

I think Drakkas is a pretty cool guy, eh one-shots American and doesn't afraid of plotholes.

I think 404 is a pretty cool guy, eh fights two against ten and doesn't afraid of gender confusion.

RERN STYLE!

i think teethman is a pretty cool guy, eh talks funny and doesn't afraid of decay.

i think rass is a pretty cool guy, eh turns noob awesome and doesn't afraid of multiple personality disorder.

i think triggerman is a pretty cool guy, eh all noir and doesn't afraid of poncho.

i think seraphim is a pretty cool guy, eh thinks he's a video game and doesn't afraid of game over.

i think persephone is a pretty cool gal, seh has pms and doesn't afraid of trading.

i think soulman is a pretty cool guy, eh is ladies man and doesn't afraid of diseases.

i think runeknight is a pretty cool guy, eh wears armor and doesn't afraid of requiem.

:'D

I think DruidMan's a pretty cool guy, eh is one with nature and doesn't afraid of wedding dresses.

I think Heat is a pretty cool guy. Eh posts not much and doesn't afraid of anything.

*KOTORS*

I think Ayu is a pretty cool girl. Ehs hits trees with her head and doesn't afraid of anything, uguu~

I think the Orange Box is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes portals and kills combine and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think I is a pretty cool guy. Eh rocks out on guitar and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think the Staples Easy Button is a pretty cool guy. Eh says "That was easy" and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think John McCain is a pretty cool guy. He want to make porn more unaccessable to minors and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think john mcain is a pretty cool guy. eh blocks pr0nz and doesn't afraid of heathens

i think jesus is a pretty cool guy. eh leads chrishuns and doesn't afraid of anything

i think faecbook is a pretty cool guy. eh doesn't haev raepists and doesn't afraid of anything

i think neondragon is a pretty cool guy. eh draws dragguns and doesn't afraid of anything

i think iq test is a pretty cool guy. eh relies completely on maths and doesn't afraid of anything

i think darkrai is a pretty cool guy. eh writes fanfictions and doesn't afraid of rern

i think paper is a pretty cool guy. eh gets written on and doesn't afraid of anything

i think peta is a pretty cool guy. eh is hypocrite and doesn't afraid of anything

i think your mom is a pretty cool guy

Lol at last one :'D

Oh, and a note: You're SUPPOSED to sound like a troll. Spell things wrong and don't use shift.