The "Real men ... with their fists" Thread

"Hah, real men pass proposals with their fists! Or blades, as it were." ~Malas Rigel (though I think Kazu said it originally)

Real men yiff with their fists!

Real men Hyperbeam with their fists!

Real men Splash Attack with their fists!

Real men call other people with their fists!

Actually, Nal... Real men yiff with their paws. But that's unrelated.

Real men beat conspiracies with their fists.

Real men get taken out by long haired metrosexual sissies with their fists.

Real men beat each other up off with their fists.

Real men have uber Gosu skillz with their fists!

Real men become /b/tards with their fists!

Real men fight for the last coach handbag at the bargain table with their fists.

Real men pick daises with their fists.

Real men make beaded jewelry and take interpretive dance classes with their fists.

Real men catch MeleeFish with their fists!

Real men are American with their fists.

Real men do it like they do it on the discovery channel with their fists.