The "Real men ... with their fists" Thread

P.A. Master

Real men punch with their fists.

Eh? EHHH?

commondragon

real men roundhouse kick with their fists!

>:D

Kazuhiro

Real men have sex with their fists!

*runs and hides*

Marchand

Real men do the dishes with their fists.

Nalerenn

Real men dress in drag and do the hula with their fists!

Hiko

Real men take out the trash with their fists!
Real men fuck bikes with their fists!
Real men surf 4chan with their fists!
Real men lurk on Newgrounds with their fists!
Real men strap little girls to trees with their fists! (mainly un-real men)

Kazuhiro

REAL MEN DEFEND MICHAEL JACKSON WITH THEIR FISTS.

Hiko

Real men make spinoffs of 'Space Invaders' including MJ with their fists!
(Oho. I really did it.)

Marchand

Real men create systems for RPs with their fists.

AnotherZero

Real men make coding to predict global warming with their fists.
Real men hit the little ones that MJ tied to the tree with their fists.
Real men use their fists for pop-up blocker.

Roguen Child

Real men are stupid for thinking they can do everything with their fists.

PWND

Drakim

Real men prove that using their fists does in fact, solve everything, with their fists.

Hiko

Rl mn txt tlk wth thr fsts
Real men listen to music with their fists!

RevivedSin

Real men suplex giant monsters over their shoulders with their fists.
Real men turn women on with their fists. :lol:
Real men take pictures with their fists.

Kazuhiro

Real men start cults with their fists!
Real men debate with their fists!
Real men win fencing bouts with their fists!
Real men make music with their fists!
Real men go on dates with their fists!

AnotherZero

Real men pledge to communism with their fists.
Real men beat up lil' with their fists.
Real men pledge to Germany and Japan with their fists.

Heat Sonata

Real men HAIL ZEON with their fists!

[/Zeonpropoganda]

ZeroSaber

Real mean pray for Jesus with their fists.

Real men fly planes with their fists.

Real men do algebra with their fists.

Hiko

Real men beat Jordan on Expert with their fists!
Real Hiko's beat the easiest songs on Expert with their fingers!
>_>
AM I DOIN IT RITE
Err...
REAL MEN TEXT WITH THEIR FISTS

RevivedSin

No Hiko, you are not.

Real men sucker punch Hiko in the face due to format mistakes with their fists.
Real men summon dragons with their fists.
Real men ((this could apply to women actually)) defeat Sephiroth with their fists.