I'M LEAVING FOREVER

*puts rope, nails, hammer, and scythe behind back*
We'll be good! Promise!

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Please not try to kill somebody without me. I'll be pissed. Save the lynchings for when I'm here.

*random body slumps to the ground*

Too late.

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Rezzing this topic here for more current reasons.

Gotta go camping. For a week. Sux. Be back next Wednesday, fools.

Please not try to kill somebody without me. I'll be pissed. Save the lynchings for when I'm here.

No killing? Here?

What the deuce? 0_0

Hey, cool, I'm back.

Back a night early, too, because shitty weather threatened.

Yay~

Let the mass murder resume.

*has kuj's severed head in hand with blood all over* Sorry, I couldn't resist killing him whilst you were away.

Spoiler. You're still gone. You just haven't realized it yet. This is all a dream.

[wakes up suddenly]

[stares at trailer ceiling]

...


F-

*Stands over Lori with camera* Holy crap! Smile! You're on Candid Camera! ^^

....

*gets bored, throws away camera, and walks away*

Welcome back mom, I hope to do that Map quest thing with you sometime.

The long weekend strikes again. I'll be gone starting Friday afternoon the instant I finish work, terminating at some point on Monday afternoon.

Yes, I realize that this is entirely absurd.