Speak Your Mind

warning... warning... incoming enemy approaching
Warning, a battleship
GREAT THING
is approaching
I just hope that

MYSTERIOUS THING

Doesn't happen again.


(I have always wanted to do that!)
Sir, the hippies are attacking with rainbow grenades and peace sign shurikens.
You have permission to fire upon my signal!
I said fire a shot across her nose not up it!
Pickles.
*takes off helmet*

I'm sorry, sir! I'm doing my best!
Who made this man a gunner?
I did sir! He's my cousin!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

Keep firing, assholes!
Yes ma'am!

*unleashes armageddon*
Space Zombie Zillas sighted at one o'clock! Ready the UV charges!
UV charges at the god damn ready sir!
...
Hell's Bells started playing right before I read your post.
HELL'S BEYULLS!
aaaaand...that means...what exactly?
It MEANS that I as listening to AC/DC.
However, now...
I STILL REMEMBAH
A DREEEAMMM THERE
I STILL REMEMBAH
THE TIIIIIME YOU SAIIIIID GOOD BYYYYEEE
Yes is awesome. :'D
Warning! Annoying Metal-Rocking Hiko on deck! All hands report to the bridge with their Guitar Hero controllers. It's time to RAWK OUT!.
Um... can't we just use the firing squad, sir?