Snack Machine Game, N.E.W edition!

Superchild17

You get a new Windows XP 999

I insert Thirty Blue Eyes White Dragon Cards.

Guest

You are eaten by the Ultimate Blue Eyes White Dragon for being HAX.

I insert...Random sappy poetry.

Kemix1006

you just made an emo cry as the emo stabs you to death.

i put in 1 blue-eyes white dragon and a red-eyes black dragon.

Asator

You get a children's card game.

I put in a flash drive, blank DVD, floppy disk, zip disk, hard drive, and <insert memory storage device here>.

Kemix1006

you get......PORN!

i put in PORN.

Howitzer

You get a kick in the testicular area.

I insert a snowball.

Asator

you spill water all over the floor

I insert a lightbulb.

Kemix1006

YOU GET BRAIN FREZE!
i put in EN.

Guest

You get Thomas Edison. Woah.

I insert Kenny from South Park.

Superchild17

You get a note saying "Oh my god, you Killed Kenny! You Bastards!"

I insert the Jar of Gradius Bee's.

Guest

The machine begins to fling apostrophes at lethal velocity. You better run.

I insert a Prinny Bomb.

Guest

You get a Prinny Barrage, dood!

I insert...A demon spear!

RevivedSin

Etna comes out and kisses you on the cheek. She then begins to impale you... a lot...

I insert a picture of Laharl cross-dressing! XD

Kemix1006

you get a note saying "watch out for that nuke", you get nuked 1 second later.
i put in soulman jr. exe

Guest

You get Shuryou.

I insert Disco Inferno.

Guest

The machine spews a gout of flame. Burn, baby, burn!

I insert Bruce Willis.

Aim

You get Wruce Billis, because "Wruce" sounds like such a fun name to say.

I insert a samurai warrior into the fray, I mean, vending machine!

Kemix1006

you get a warlord that kills you.

i put in twi and king.

Marchand

You get Twing, the ultimate slingshot.

I insert Valis and English_Ninja.

Twi

You get the Noobslayer, which promptly kills you.

I insert the Noobslayer, the Noobslayer MKII, and the Noobslayer MKIII.

-Twi