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TO: ??? (SexyJennyDreamGirl@DCLMail.net)
FROM: NeoChipTrader@SoryusChipShop.com
SUBJECT: Your New Chip!
MESSAGE:
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Enjoy your new chip, and come to Soryu's for all of your chip needs!

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ATTACHMENT: ColdPunch BattleChip data
To: Jenny and CourseMan @ SexyJennyDreamGirl@DCLMail.net
From: UnbiasedGiving@roaming.cld
Subject: Your Thank You Gift

Message:

Thank you for your donation and for the cute Christmas costumes! A Santa pirate costume ought to be good for either Halloween or Christmas. It's just too bad we don't have a boy to model off the other one for you. Hopefully you're not too disappointed, but I don't think FurnaceMan will be able to squeeze in...

With thanks,
Holly.EXE

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Chip Attachment: EnergyBomb
To: Jenny and CourseMan @ SexyJennyDreamGirl@DCLMail.net
From: Jailbird
Subject: RE: Community Chest

Hey buddy. I don't know if giving a mute an opera costume is a joke or not, but anyway, I gave it to her. She didn't write a message in response, she just did mime stuff... Don't know if it means anything to you or not. I don't get it at all. She also told me to send this through the ThrillsChillsFancyWhatever, so you can take that too. I didn't peek. Well, not at this one. I did peek at the other one cause she tried it on. Come by again some time... a poison gas attack was actually a nice change of pace given what guarding this place is normally like.

-Jailbird.EXE

*A short video is included, depicting Mime dressed as an opera singer, frowning in her usual way, which looks comical given the bright colors of the outfit. She pantomimes pointing towards herself, pressing a hand to her chest and singing, then a thumbs down. She then points towards the viewer, pantomimes winking and thumbing over her shoulder, then turns the thumb downward again. To finish, she raises her hand lazily and gives a few bends of her fingers to say goodbye.*

Attached: Casanova.GMO

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CourseMan's ordinary outfit is swapped for something similar, but primarily black. The outfit consists of tuxedo slacks and a matching jacket, with an undone bowtie and white shirt beneath. The shirt is unbuttoned, much as CourseMan wore his for much of his time in the prison. White silk gloves are worn, along with clean, black, rounded shoes. His hair is gelled in a way that stopped being styling somewhere in the late 1900s. A red rose sits in the jacket's chest pocket, with only the stem tucked in. Perhaps indicating that this was more a joke than a glowing endorsement of his skills as a pickup artist, the pockets are also full of roses, either meaning she realizes he's the type to give one out to every girl he meets, or worse, that they don't usually take them, given the great quantity. The clothing underneath stays as usual.
TO: SexyJennyDreamGirl@DCLMail.net
FROM: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
SUBJECT: Your New Chip!
MESSAGE:
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Enjoy your new chip!

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ATTACHED: WoodPowder1Damage: 60 + Medium Grass Terrain Change + Confusion + Cone Attack
Accuracy: C
Description: Blast up to 4 enemies with a cone of miasma breath. Changes terrain to Grass and causes confusion on contact.
Duration: Once
Element: Wood
Trader Rank: D
BattleChip Data
TO: SexyJennyDreamGirl@DCLMail.net
FROM: 5NeoChipTrader5@SoryusChipShop.com
SUBJECT: Happy Giveaway!
MESSAGE:
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Happy holidays! Please enjoy your new chip. Remember Soryu's for your next chip purchase!

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ATTACHMENT: StoneBodyEffect: StoneBody
Accuracy: S
Description: Turns the user to Stone, which reduces Non-Break damage to 1 point per hit, but also prevents them from Dodging.
Duration: 2 turns
Element: Null
Trader Rank: B
Battlechip
To: SexyJennyDreamGirl@DCLMail.net
From: HallowedSpooks@Roaming.dnc
Subject: A Treat!

Thank you for your participation in this year's Hallowed Spooks sharing event!
Please find attached a small package containing an assortment of creepy fragments!
If you're not old enough to play with these, don't worry, just hold onto them for now and a world of possibility will surely open up to you soon!

-Prose

ATTCH: [150 BugFrags]
[The above reward email has been separately verified.]
TO: SexyJennyDreamGirl@DCLMail.net
FROM: 5NeoChipTrader5@SoryusChipShop.com
SUBJECT: Happy Giveaway!
MESSAGE:
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Happy holidays! Please enjoy your new chip. Remember Soryu's for your next chip purchase!

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Attached: MomograHP: 60
Damage: 15 + Backstab
Accuracy: B
Description: Creats a Momogra virus to aid you. Attacks with a shovel from behind, and has a constant Mole status that ignores terrain solidness when not attacking (unless the panel currently does not exist). Still affected by other effects of panels.
Element: Null
Special: Allied Virus: This virus has one action per turn, and is fully controllable by the summoner. If no orders are given, it will perform actions at random, but will never intentionally interfere with or damage the summoner or their allies. Deleting this virus will grant no additional rewards to either side.
Trader Rank: C