4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com

TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: GVanHurst@FreeWriterConnection.org
SUBJECT: Hey
MESSAGE:

Okay, so, I had a hard time picking anything to send this year. Slay kind of likes everything she's got. That said, I think she knows the value of taking risks. So like... imagine that there's this killer who likes all of his tools, but he wants to try out something new. So he gets, like... a little electricity ring that he shoots out from his arm and it paralyzes the victim. But it doesn't do much damage, so it's like... he wishes he just used his old stuff. I dunno, hopefully it won't be like that.

-Gordon Van Hurst

*ShockWave x1 attached*
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: T.Vukanovic@PunisherAndFriend.net
SUBJECT: Chip Exchange
MESSAGE:

Hello Soryu. I know it's a lot to ask, but... if you would, could you please ensure we get something good on our trade? Our navi has placed herself in a rather precarious predicament and she may need the best weaponry available in short order. I'm hoping I can at least help her out with this trade...

Thank you,
Tajana Vukanovic

*Shotgun attached*
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: FormAldaHyde@ElecMail.net
SUBJECT: Yay!
MESSAGE:

Ooh, these are always fun! Though it's probably even better when you get something you actually want to use...let's see what this crummy thing I got last time can get us!

- Alda Hyde & Anathema.EXE
ATTACHMENT: SlowGaugeEffect: Slow
Accuracy: S
Description: Dodge rate down 10% for 3 turns for one enemy.
Duration: 3 turns
Element: Null
Trader Rank: C
BattleChip data
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: SabrinaJetto@NetMail.net
SUBJECT: Oh yeah!
MESSAGE:

Man, I love these things, you should have them more often! Here, have a chip that I'm pretty sure I'll never, ever be able to trade off!

- Sabrina Jetto and SplashMan.EXE
ATTACHMENT: PanicEffect: Trap((Negate Confusion) Then (Confuse + To-All-Clause (Enemies))): When targeted by a Confusion Attack.
Accuracy: S
Description: Negates the Confusion effect of an attack, then counters by confusing all enemies. All other effects of the attack still occur normally.
Duration: One Attack
Element: Null
Special: (Trap(Effect): Trigger): Trap effects are sprung when Trigger conditions are met. Traps do not trigger and cannot be triggered by other Traps. Traps are negated on contact by the Nullify effect, and do not trigger against attacks that include the Nullify effect. Traps do not trigger against Allies. Only one Trap may be set by an individual at a time, and setting a second will overwrite the first regardless of type. Traps remain in place until triggered, overwritten, or destroyed.
Special: Confusion Guard: This chip blocks Confusion.
Trader Rank: C
BattleChip data
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: GoddessOfHappiness@KotoMail.net
SUBJECT: Greetings!
MESSAGE:

I wonder if anyone actually reads these, if the chip trader process is fully automated? If so, blessings upon you!

- Divina.EXE and Hikari Takahashi
ATTACHMENT: ShotgunDamage: 50 + Spread 1
Accuracy: A
Description: A gun whose shot penetrates an enemy to hit another one directly behind it.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Trader Rank: E
BattleChip data
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: MAlidine@ACDCMail.com
SUBJECT: Happy Holidays!
MESSAGE:

Thanks for doing this every year, and here's to good business as the Battlechip shop next year.

-Mill Alidine, Anyis.exe, and Magna.SP
[Attached: AirHockey2Damage: 60 + Break + Ground Attack + Rebound(5)
Accuracy: B
Description: Throws a hockey puck at the enemy. The puck will bounce off of anything it hits (objects, viruses, Navis, etc.) in the field, dealing damage to them, up to 6 times. The attack stops immediately if it encounters a broken or missing panel, or the initial attack misses.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Special: Rebound(5): This effect allows an attack to ricochet around the field. It will attempt to bounce off of enemies or objects until it has attacked five additional times, with the damage of the chip reducing by 10 for each attempted attack. Each attack against a given target lowers the chip's accuracy by 2 ranks against that target.
Trader Rank: C
]
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: EDelumia@NAXA.gov
SUBJECT: Happy Holidays!
MESSAGE:

Happy holidays from everyone at NAXA!

-Emily Delumia and Mir.exe
[Attached: PoisonSeedDamage: 10 + Small Poison Terrain Change / Medium Poison Terrain Change
Accuracy: A
Description: Lob a seed that create a medium Poison area. Only a small area if it hits an opponent.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Trader Rank: D
]
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: ProgrammingClub@EWHS.edu
SUBJECT: Thanks Soryu!
MESSAGE:

This really helps us out, so thanks from everyone at the Electown West High Programming Club!

-Cliff Hayes, Suzie Whitfield, Jack Rutledge, Howie Brennen, Maya Ramos, and Hilt.exe
[Attached: ZapRing1Damage: 40 + Stun 1
Accuracy: A
Description: Shoots electricity in a ring shape to stun an enemy in their tracks.
Duration: Once
Element: Elec
Trader Rank: D
]
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: FistGirl571@DenMail.net
SUBJECT: Blah
MESSAGE:

Yeah I doubt anyone reads these so woo have a chip blah blah blah

- Leslie Battle & Martia.EXE
ATTACHMENT: Binder1Damage: 60 x 4 possible hits.
Accuracy: D
Description: Summons a Melody virus to stomp on random enemies. After the first target is attacked, the virus will bounce around the field randomly, possibly hitting other enemies or the same enemy again, up to 4 times total.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Special: Though the user has no control over the virus beyond the first attack, this chip cannot harm the user.
Trader Rank: D
BattleChip data
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: JNewman@electopiamailserv.net
SUBJECT: Holiday Giveaway
MESSAGE:

Season's greetings. Thank you, once again, for your service.

It's difficult to accurately gauge my Navi's preferences, but... let's say this is the chip of her current stock she's least consistently interested in. Additionally, based on my limited knowledge of the art of NetBattling, I'd venture to say it could be of far greater use to another Navi.

- Jacqueline Newman
ATTACHMENT: MarkCannon1Damage: 70 + Seeking + Lock-on
Accuracy: A
Description: A highly accurate cannon whose automatic aiming system locks onto heat signatures and fires.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Special: Lock-on: Same effect as an automatic Take Aim.
Trader Rank: D
BattleChip data
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: LClarke@electopiamailserv.net
SUBJECT: Holiday Giveaway
MESSAGE:

The screw-ups giving away chips last time f*cked up and gave us this crap.

- Lyn Clarke
ATTACHMENT: FireKnifeDamage: 60 + Slashing
Accuracy: B
Description: Creates a sword imbued with flame energy, with a blade comparible to a large knife. Hits one target per slash.
Duration: Until Overridden/Broken. Breaks automatically after 6 swings.
Element: Fire
Trader Rank: D
BattleChip data
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: BShiner@Netopiaezmail.net
SUBJECT: chips
MESSAGE:

hey man! tough call this year cuz i always get gr8 stuff. stay cool

- bruce
ATTACHMENT: Heat-VDamage: 70 + Spread 2
Accuracy: A
Description: Shoots a fireball whose explosion penetrates enemies to hit up to two other enemies behind and to the side of it, as if forming a V shape.
Duration: Once
Element: Fire
Trader Rank: C
BattleChip data
To: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
From: CourseMan (Email)
Subject: Chip Donation Event
Message:

So soon again, huh? Alright, let's see what comes up.

-Courser

Attch: WreckerDamage: 80 + Break + Panel Break
Accuracy: C
Description: A bomb that breaks the ground it lands on
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Trader Rank: D

To: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
From: Pirouette (WhiteSwanOfSharo@DenTech.Net)
Subject: Chip Donation Event
Message:

It is this time again, is it? Let me see, what have we to offer... Ah! Perhaps this one will do!

-Pirouette.Exe

Attch: PropellerBomb1HP: 1
Properties: Mobile, Light, Omnishoes
Object Damage: 80 Null + Knockback + Blast3
Damage Method: Knockback, Microburst, Telekinesis, Gust
Attack Damage: 80 Null + Knockback + Blast3
Accuracy: C
Description: Launches a sphereical bomb ringed in propeller blades that flies through the air. The bomb will home in on the selected target until destroyed or its timer expires. Explodes immediately when damaged or grabbed.
Duration: 3 turns or until destroyed.
Element: Null
Special: Gust Guided: The accuracy and targeting parameters of this attack are affected by Wind. (Not Northwind.)
Trader Rank: D

To: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
From: Rogan ([ExceptionError:OriginCannotBeNull])
Subject: Chip Donation Event
Message:

A merchant trading new lamps for old... One has to wonder what he gets from it? No matter, I see no reason to hesitate in trading out a chip that no-one would ever want, for something that might sell.

==

Attch: Ratton1Damage: 40 + Blast1 + Ground Attack + Homing
Accuracy: C
Description: Sends a rat shaped homing bomb scurrying after an enemy. Will attack again on the following turn if it misses once.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Special: Can be intercepted and destroyed by a break attack.
Trader Rank: D



TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: HawkinsEyed@NetMail.net
SUBJECT: OMG
MESSAGE:

IT'S THE CHIP TRADER THING YAY GIMME SOMETHING COOL THIS YEAR K OMFG I HOPE IT'S SOMETHING ARROWY OR WOODY OR MAYBE EVEN SOMETHING COOL THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE I'M BEING A PERV BECAUSE THAT STUFF SOUNDED LIKE IT'S SOMETHING I WANT TO STICK INSIDE ME AND I DON'T I WANT TO SHOOT IT AT THINGS PEW PEW PEW

- HunterWoman.EXE & Diana Hawkins
ATTACHMENT: CannonDamage: 60 + Knockback
Accuracy: A
Description: A decent sized cannon with a single shot.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Trader Rank: E
BattleChip data
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: DracoKnight@NetMail.net
SUBJECT: Hmm
MESSAGE:

I've never actually done this before...never had a Navi that fought before. I wonder if it's as fun as everyone says?

- Ruby Knighton & DragonMan.EXE
ATTACHMENT: CannonDamage: 60 + Knockback
Accuracy: A
Description: A decent sized cannon with a single shot.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Trader Rank: E
BattleChip data
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: TimothyIlyich@veterinaryclinic.net
SUBJECT: Hehehe~
MESSAGE

Been quite a while since I've done this...well, lets try this.
-Timothy

Yeeeeee~! Good to be back!
-Nikko.exe

Attached: CannonDamage: 60 + Knockback
Accuracy: A
Description: A decent sized cannon with a single shot.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Trader Rank: E
BattleChip.Dat
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: JackMagi@Magientertainment.com
SUBJECT: Hmhmhm...
MESSAGE

Been a while, well, here ya go, hope the gods smile on this chip.
-Jack Magi

Attached: ZapRing1Damage: 40 + Stun 1
Accuracy: A
Description: Shoots electricity in a ring shape to stun an enemy in their tracks.
Duration: Once
Element: Elec
Trader Rank: D
BattleChip.Dat
TO: 4NeoChipTrader4@SoryusChipShop.com
FROM: TheLawNinja@DenMail.net
SUBJECT: Chip Event
MESSAGE:

I've got nothing to say, since no one'll read this. I dunno why I'm even typing this much.

- Shuri.EXE & Naomi Shimizu
ATTACHMENT: HeatShotDamage: 40 + Spread 1
Accuracy: A
Description: Shoots a fireball whose explosion penetrates an enemy to hit another one directly behind it.
Duration: Once
Element: Fire
Trader Rank: D
BattleChip data