SUBJECT: Hey Archibald!
Hey, buddy! I'm Madness (the pink-haired one). I had something important to tell you that couldn't be said in front of my sister, my operator, or really even Hex. Hear me out!
When I was pulled inside Hex, not so much into his pool as into some compartmentalized other dimension, I didn't see a bunch of hex fluid. What I did see was darkness and an endless field of glitched code, floating freely around me. I'm still not sure whether he was showing it to me or whether I just happened to see it. Whatever the case, the important part is this: I saw a mound or really more of a squashed ball, of broken navis and parts. A lot of navis simply evaporate when they're deleted, so seeing this many preserved, possibly stored parts was highly unusual and evokes a number of eerie connotations. Honestly, it reminded me most of an owl pellet, only, it was full of the remains of fellow navis rather than rodents. He could be storing them, digesting them, or may have simply picked them up by accident and has nothing to do with why they're dead. Who can say?
So anyway! Sorry if you were hoping for a sext or something nice like that, but I'm afraid it's just disturbing news. I'll let you draw your own conclusions and decide what ought to be done. At the very least, I'd recommend not allowing him to casually ingest anybody else. At least nobody else you like.
P.S. Don't respond to this email! It's probably best if Maso doesn't know about the issue with Hex our that I sent this email! So keep it under your hat!