To: RandomSpammer@acdc.net
From: KarateKid@ACDCschool.Edu
Subject: RE: Male Enhancement!!!
Quote:
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Dear sir or madam
It may interest you to know that I am only 11 and in fifth grade. Despite this, I am already 'enhanced' enough with my karate training and don't believe in cheating. I don't know what your trying to sell, if it's some steroid, weightbench or outfit but those things just aren't needed. Also, please ladies? I already turn my homework in on time and pay attention in class so Ms Yamada is 'pleased' and I do my chores at home so my mom is 'pleased' and I don't know of any other 'ladies'. Please do not send me an offer like this again in the future.
On the other hand if you seek enhancement, the Kobayashi school of karate is taking new students and I can promise it will improve your life far better then through cheating.
Thank you,
Kenji
KarateKid@ACDCschool.Edu
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TO: Kenji @ KarateKid@ACDCschool.edu
FROM: Holly @ CharityEvent@sharofreemail.net
SUBJECT: This Chip's For You!
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Thank you for giving us a chip with precious memories attached to it. I hope that you'll be able to create new fond memories with this one. It's a nice and useful chip that summons meteors from the sky.
-Holly[color=green][/color]
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FROM: Holly @ CharityEvent@sharofreemail.net
SUBJECT: This Chip's For You!
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Thank you for giving us a chip with precious memories attached to it. I hope that you'll be able to create new fond memories with this one. It's a nice and useful chip that summons meteors from the sky.
-Holly[color=green][/color]
*Meteor9 attached*