Simple Life

[Run and tell parents]

Grab the nearest weapon and fight the giant hand to the death.

???: Whip out a scissor from the kitchen and defeat the hand.

RUN to ROOM to REPLACE PANTS (don't want to embarrass self in front of parents)
then
RUN to PARENT'S ROOM

????: Toss the pants at the monster, then look for a pair of sunglasses as fast as possible to increase your AWESOME stat.