Birthdays!

Whew. EN's 16?
The roads will never be safe again...
All glory to EN! My present is... A point guide!

Animal (deer) - 5 pts.
Persons (disabled) - 7 pts.
Persons (healthy) - 10 pts.
Persons (idiots/asses) - 15 pts.
Persons (drunk collegefolk) - 20 pts. and the opportunity to witness a Darwin Award in the making.
Animal (nondeer) - 22 pts.
Animal (nondeer, endangered) - 25 pts.
Other (Heartless) - 27 pts.
Other (Elder Thing) - 30 pts.
Other (Lesser Elder God) - 35 pts.
Other (Elder God) - 37 pts.
Other (Old One) - 40 pts. and the warm fuzzy feeling that comes from saving the universe.
Other (Portal to the Unending Horrors) - 42 pts. and a free trip!
Other (Eon) - 50 pts. and a bag fulla HAX Grenades.
Other (Twi) - 50 pts. and the Nobel Peace Prize.
Other (EN) - 50 pts. and the Emoest Dood Ever award... I mean, come on, that's vehicular suicide!
Other (Demon) - 50 pts. and Spelly's deadly ire. No, not fire. Ire.
Other (King) - 50 pts. and the Aura of Awesomeness that his killer inherits. Oh, and you also get the fedora.
Adorable Little Rift in the Very Fabric Of the Universe (Bukteban) - No pts. and you and your car end up stretched thin across space and time.
My suggestion? Don't go for Bukteban. It's no fun being infinitely diminished.

king, your strage....

also, happy Birthday

here, have a Warbuggy

Hey, hey, someone had to make an official point guide. You know, for the event.
Let the First Annual Hit n' Run Games begin!
I will observe the proceeding from my Space Helicopter!

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Whew. EN's 16?
The roads will never be safe again...
All glory to EN! My present is... A point guide!

Animal (deer) - 5 pts.
Persons (disabled) - 7 pts.
Persons (healthy) - 10 pts.
Persons (idiots/asses) - 15 pts.
Persons (drunk collegefolk) - 20 pts. and the opportunity to witness a Darwin Award in the making.
Animal (nondeer) - 22 pts.
Animal (nondeer, endangered) - 25 pts.
Other (Heartless) - 27 pts.
Other (Elder Thing) - 30 pts.
Other (Lesser Elder God) - 35 pts.
Other (Elder God) - 37 pts.
Other (Old One) - 40 pts. and the warm fuzzy feeling that comes from saving the universe.
Other (Portal to the Unending Horrors) - 42 pts. and a free trip!
Other (Eon) - 50 pts. and a bag fulla HAX Grenades.
Other (Twi) - 50 pts. and the Nobel Peace Prize.
Other (EN) - 50 pts. and the Emoest Dood Ever award... I mean, come on, that's vehicular suicide!
Other (Demon) - 50 pts. and Spelly's deadly ire. No, not fire. Ire.
Other (King) - 50 pts. and the Aura of Awesomeness that his killer inherits. Oh, and you also get the fedora.
Adorable Little Rift in the Very Fabric Of the Universe (Bukteban) - No pts. and you and your car end up stretched thin across space and time.
My suggestion? Don't go for Bukteban. It's no fun being infinitely diminished.

You forgot:

P.A. Master: 25 points and everyones unending thanks.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Damn you, smiley man!

And... uh... dang, I know there was something else...

Oh yeah.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EN! THIS BUNNY STICKS HIS TOUNGUE OUT AT YOU BECAUSE HE, TOO WISHES TO DRIVE!

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P.A. Master: 25 points and everyones unending thanks.

You'd fall under Persons (healthy.) Endangered animals get you 25 points, and I don't think you're one of them.

You forgot:

Other(Leon, Majin, Shuryou (the pervy trio)): 69 Points. Only if killed simultaneously. Otherwise the killed member will be replaced by someone else.

Wow... you guys put a lot of thought into this thing.... Anyway, happy birthday EN.

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P.A. Master: 25 points and everyones unending thanks.

You'd fall under Persons (healthy.) Endangered animals get you 25 points, and I don't think you're one of them.

I'm an alien. An endangered alien. Therefore I win.

Just kidding. As was the bunny.

Thanks everybody. :'D

I'll make sure not to hit any of you. :'D

But you, Demon, Twi, Eon, and I are worth 50 points apiece!
... Wait, I probably shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.
-retreats to space helicopter, shouting as I run-
Haaapy Biiiiirthda[size0]aay![/size]

WHAT! I'M OLDER THAN EN?
Oh wait, she told me that already.

Yeah... Happy Birthday

... Wait, does that mean I get Spelly?

Not really. He just appreciates what you've done for the teddy population.

Happy birthday EN

don't forget that killing me gets you -1 point because .... well let's just say I'm that pathetic Ok?

No points for the Aim/Heat combo? :0

If you don't kill both of us at once, we regenerate to full. >: D We must be Protecto or something...

So yeah, we should be worth at least 25. D:

Heat and Aim make me think of the two clowns in Lufia 2... Have to kill both at the same time to win.[/off-topic]

Happy B-Day, Kazu!!

He's only 17? Incredible!

Zomg, did I set my birthday a day early? It won't be my birthday for another 8 hours or so...

Lawl.