Birthdays!

Happy birthday, Zal. I'll light a candle for you and stick it in the cake. Much like I stuck- *is shot*

But really, I hope it's a good one for you. Because it was a good one for- *is shot*
Happy B-Day, Mr. Fossil!
You're old...
Birthday salutations, Pedophile Zal.
Happy B-Day Zal! May you continue to forever lie like a persian rug!
Whoo! 99 years! Way to live, Zal!
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YOU LIE! <points in Zal's face>
Damn... how the hell are you still alive if you're that old?
More importantly, how can you stand the computer radiation!
Happy Birthday anyway Zal.
Happy birthday Wooga!
It doth be teh Wooga'z burfdayz! Hapee burfdaeez!
You're still younger than me, twerp.

Therefore, you don't get hitting-on rights.

Happy barfday anyway, Wooga.
Happy birthday Wooga and Zal.
WHOOOOOOO!

Happy B-day Wooga! May this birthday be filled with happiness and joy! ...................and cake!
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HA! STILL OLDER WOOGA!
So I can still kick you ass.
I can't see Wooga's age yet... D:
Happy birthday steve.
Damn... he can vote now.
A very happy birthday to you, LHH!

Damn. Older than me. Like a lot of people.
Happy Birthday, O Lord of High-Temperature Heads!
HAPPY B-DAY RS!!

It be the b-day of the Sin that was Revived! HAPPEZ BURFDAYZ!
DO IT TOMORROW! GOD! I'M NOT SEVENTEEN UNTIL 3 HOURS PASS!