Random Outtakes

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English_Ninja: Hi, guys.
commondragon: wow
English_Ninja: Back from my Great Mission To The Dentist.
Lee2: Ouch.
Tom: Woo... Back.
Tom: Oh, hey EN
English_Ninja: Only narrowly, though.
Lee2: Hate the dentist.
English_Ninja: I went in, and my regular dentist was on holiday.
DistTheRunny: Hey EN feel good?
Tom: Just beat Freya on Expert mode. Tom is a happy boy.
commondragon: Meditation - My anti drug (it gives more of a buzz)
Lee2: Even though never really been to one.
English_Ninja: Instead, there was this really tall dude whose teeth seemed to take up his entire face
commondragon: >_
Darkholme: ...
Darkholme: Teethman. : D
English_Ninja: even though he was trying to hide all those teeth behind a SARS mask
Tom: Heh, awesome.
Lee2: Dang.
DistTheRunny: Sounds like a person I know . . .
English_Ninja: Well, he sat me down
DistTheRunny: Yeah its Hal!
Darkholme: TEETHMAN. >: D
Darkholme: ...Lori got raped by Teethman? D:
English_Ninja: and then started talking about commencing the satisfying of the groove or something.
commondragon: O  NO IT  S T  Y NG  T  TA E  VER MY F  E!
DistTheRunny: O_o;
English_Ninja: I couldn't really understand him.
Darkholme: ...
Lee2: What did he say.
Tom: Hmm... Brb. More rockage
English_Ninja: So he filled in my little cavity, and then let me go.
Lee2: Cool.
Darkholme: And then he returned to the Net World. >: D
Lee2: Sounds fun
English_Ninja: The guy who worked at the reception desk was a bit weird, too.
Lee2: Wow.
commondragon: >_>
English_Ninja: He had this smile that he was always flashing. I swear, every one of his teeth was perfect
commondragon: Kobo is more wierd
Lee2: He wanted to touch you
Lee2: watch out
Darkholme: DimensionMan. >: D
commondragon: Kobo is very more wierd
English_Ninja: and he had this really nasty dress shirt-tie-khaki combo going on
Darkholme: ...Hal. D:
English_Ninja: and there was a picture of some chick holding a dumbbell on his desk
commondragon: Kobo is mega weird man
Darkholme: *kicks Lori in the face*
Lee2: Sweet.
Darkholme: D:<
commondragon: you'll go insane
English_Ninja: So yeah. That was my adventure to the dentist.
English_Ninja: I think.
Darkholme: *kicks Lori again*
English_Ninja: DX
Lee2: You hope.
English_Ninja: WHAT?!
DistTheRunny: XD
English_Ninja: I'M JUST TELLING YOU WHAT HAPPENED!
Darkholme: ....Area is real? D:
commondragon: is Kobo real?
Darkholme: I bet Area is somewhere with Sonic...

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Atma: Zal's an old pervert!
Capuchin: *Beats Zal with tin cup*
Atma: Worse than Shur.

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English_Ninja: How do you plan on playing? Are you going to do full RPing posts?
English_Ninja: I'm making mine actually like a story
DNR: I'm not really sure my self hence why I want to wait first and see
DNR: ^^;;
English_Ninja: XD
English_Ninja: fair enough
DNR: Yup . . .. Chances are I'm gonna probably have him castrated of his village
English_Ninja: XD
DNR: WHAT? HE'S A PYROMANIAC!
DNR: Heh and he like torching little animals *Hint your not gonna get along with him~*
English_Ninja: >>
English_Ninja: >: D
English_Ninja: I got a wolf.
English_Ninja: Mah wolf's gonna kill ya. >: D
DNR: We'll see : D
DNR: That'll probably the reason why he gets castrated
DNR: Or not It all depends
DNR: ^^;
DNR:  , , ,  This is gonna be a fun conflict between our characters : D
English_Ninja: XD
English_Ninja: My character perpetually beating up on your character
English_Ninja: [Marquez casts Flaming Sphere]
English_Ninja: [Marquez "accidentally" makes the Flaming Sphere roll over DNR's character]
English_Ninja: "Sorry, my hand slipped!"
English_Ninja: Ooops. Got out of accent there.
English_Ninja: "Sooooorry, my haaaaaaand sliiiiiiipped!"
DNR: XD
DNR: Then you can count on him NOT healing you
English_Ninja: DX
English_Ninja: I knew that I should have invested in healing spells...
DNR: { Songteel "Accidentally misses casting recover minor wounds}
DNR: "My Haaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnd Slippped toooooooo!"
English_Ninja: DX
DNR: Either that or accidentally enflaming Fish
English_Ninja: "Stooop maaaaaking fuuuuun of myyyyyyy acceeeeeeeeeent!"
English_Ninja: Fish on fire should equal an extra 1d6 of damage when he attacks you D:<
English_Ninja: I hope I kept my Create Water spell. >>
DNR: "Whhhhhhhhhhhhhatttttttttttt!"
English_Ninja: "IIIII SAAAAAID--"
DNR: XD
English_Ninja: [Marquez starts kicking him in the head instead]
English_Ninja: d10 hit die, biatch D:<
English_Ninja: You have an entire d8, right?
DNR: Its cleric . . ..  so yeah I think so
DNR: Yeah its d8 Why you ask?
English_Ninja: Because it means that I get more hit points than you D:<
English_Ninja: Meaning that I could beat you up, and you would probably die first D:<
DNR: XD This IS fun
English_Ninja: This is going to wind up being VERY fun
English_Ninja: Nothing says "wakey wakey!" like three gallons of water spontaneously created above your head!
DNR: OOH! We cant for get when she goes on a drinking binge
English_Ninja: XDXD
English_Ninja: This is going to be EXTREMELY fun
DNR: YAY : D
DNR: Bitter enemies throught the entire adventure
English_Ninja: Barbeque sauce on toes + hungry Fish = tremendous entertainment
English_Ninja: Oh, wait, shoot! You're an elf, right?
English_Ninja: You only need four hours of meditation to equal a full night's sleep or something, right?
DNR: Yeah
English_Ninja: Crap! That's four hours in which you're ready to go and I'm still sleeping! D:<
DNR: HAH! The Barbeques on the other foot!
English_Ninja: DX
English_Ninja: ...that's worth a quote right there XD
DNR: XD I cant quote beans

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Drakim: how busy are you?

me: not ver
  why?

Drakim: uhm
  your status says otherwise

me: oh. okay

Drakim: obviously, your status overrules you

me: looks like I was able to undermine its authority.

Drakim: aw
  anarcy!
  look what you did Atrus
  now we can never be safe in the confort of our homes again

me: because the status message can no longer control a rogue like me?

Drakim: exactly
  what next?
going to go shoot cops for fun?
  burn down houses?

me: naw, probably steal CDs and movies and old video games
  oh wait, I already do that

Drakim: XD
hah! Unknown to you, however, is that I, the great Drakim, have undermined every action you have ever done for the past two years

me: gasp
I feel like such a tool!

Drakim: hah!
  You have barely existed for this world these past two years
  every rock you kicked I've replaced. Every water you have drunk I've gotten new from somewhere else
  I can kill you, and nobody would even notice!
Why do you ask?
  [Atrus didn't really ask]
  Because I can
  MUHAHAHAhahahah
  oh
  oh
  I have to show you
  an most awesome comic
http://www.jesusandmo.net/2006/10/11/park/

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me: the Jesus and Mo comic is awesome

Drakim: it is
  it is overly awesome

me: overly awesome?

Drakim: overly awesome

me: As in, it exceeds the level of awesome normally allotted to webcomics?

Drakim: yep

me: Or as in it bypasses the threshold of where awesome is a positive thing?

Drakim: both
it is over awesome
  it isn't positive anymore
  it is EVERTHING

me: so it is so far above the normal level of webcomic awesome that it is a bad thing

Drakim: like, total eligthment

me: like "oh no, it's TOO awesome, we have to turn it down?"

Drakim: there is no good nor bad anymore
  ,,,,,,,
  no?
  XD
  think of a barometer
  it can go down and up
this went so much up it cracked the meter and ruined it
  now it is currently lying on the floor
  THAT awesome

me: :0
  I see now!

Drakim: ^^

me: I SEE THE AWESOME

Drakim: indeed

me: I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

Drakim: soon we will sleep and eat in nothing but awesome

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Drakim: Resident Evil 4 kicks so much ass it hurts
don't get this kiddy image the Gamecube has
it has lots of scary shit

me: Well
  I wanted Resident Evil 4, but I didn't hvae a gamecube

Drakim: Silent Hill, Ethernal darkness, Resident evil 3 and 4

me: I got the other two though

Drakim: well
  it is coming out for Wii
  ^^

me: Eternal Darkness looked good too and---
  !!!

Drakim: and another RE game too

me: a horror game for the Wii...
  awesome...

Drakim: so, two RE games for Wii
  yeah

me: awesome.
-spaz-

Drakim: XD

me: wait, I just thought of something

Drakim: wtf?
  like
  for real?
  a real thought?`

me: It'll be interesting to see how they pull off SSBM on the Wii--
  ...

Drakim: heh
  [knows about SSBM for the Wii]
  it isn't going to change

me: No, it was a deeply programmed instinct and was really nothing but stimulus-response.

Drakim: they are making it so you can even use GameCube controllers
  for the new SSBM

me: ah
  'cause the Wii controller is so much simpler
  I was thinking maybe you'd have to swing the thing from left to right for some attacks, or something

Drakim: XD
  that would be tiredsome
  and 4P
  it would be dangerous
evade the enemy attack IN and OUT of the game
  at the same time
  XD

me: hahaha!

Drakim: anyway, I'm going to make waffels or something
  talk later

me: "SMASH ATTACK!"

Drakim: ow~

me: -whack-

Drakim: ---

me: seeya
5 minutes

7:46 AM Drakim: bah
  stupid lack of eggs
  and the store isn't up until thuesday
  D:

me: onoz

Drakim: I NEED MY WAFFELS~

me: happy easter-ish

Drakim: XD
  yeah

me: when all stores are closed for the glory of Jesus
Drakim: yep
  because, sociely will surely fall if it doesn't impose Christian stuff on everybody else

me: Easter must be the wierdest Christian holiday of all
  it's the strongest
  and also the oddest
  Even Christmas trees have a Star of Bethlehem, a Nativity, and Advent
  but Easter?
  Easter has a bunny.

Drakim: ...
  XD

me: Who steals eggs from chickens and fills them with candy instead of baby chickens

Drakim: ...

me: then gives them to children

Drakim: Jesus must have done that too

me: OR MAYBE HE LAYS THEM HIMSELF

Drakim: Miracle!
  Jesus made an egg into choclate!

me: LMFAO

Drakim: best miracle ever
I mean, who cares if he walks on water?
  I do that all winter

me: he can turn a baby chicken into manmade congealed fat and sugar.
Drakim: ....
  XDXD

me: *He can

Drakim: Chickens...beware!
  J-man is out to get ya
  and your kids~

me: http://www.godhatesfigs.com/

Drakim: XDXDXDXD
  that reminds me of another side a lot
  XD

me: mhm
  just switch one letter
  anyway
  Chickens, homos, figs, shellfish, muslims, black people, Americans...

Jesus must be having a bad day
Drakim: XD

me: which, of course, is actually a century to him
  I mean to us

Drakim: Let's make up new hateobjects for Christians!
  ^^
  Yello!

me: Hmm...

Drakim: with it's devilish tastefullness
  uhm
...

me: first born sons

Drakim: XD
  yeah
  those tend to die pretty often
  I don't get it
  why firstborns?
  >>

me: I think it's because they're so important

Drakim: ...
  is that an argument FOR?

me: so why kill your other sons when he can kill your first born?

Drakim: The loving God strikes where it hurts the most!
  and we are not talking about balls

me: ><

Drakim: XD

me: LMFAO
  OH
  I got another thing God hates!
  Condoms!

Drakim: ofcourse
  those pesky things go around the
  "You have sex, you get kids as punishment"

me: -sings Monty Python-

Drakim: it turned sex into a good thing!

me: every sperm is sacred...

Drakim: how horrible

me: every sperm is good
  every sperm is wanted in your neighborhoooood

Drakim: ^^
  ...
  >>

me: ya think God hates women?
  I guess not

Drakim: XD
  he is a very bad planer though
  he makes woman phyical weaker
  and then a lot of males violent rapists
  perfect system for chaos

me: oh. OH.
  I got it. I totally got it
  During the witch trials, they dragged midwives in too because they eased the pain of childbirth
Obviously you must be working with Satan to ease the suffering brought on by Eve's sin

Drakim: ofcourse

me: I'm totally posting this whole conversation

Drakim: ...
  >>
  XD

me: my conversations with you tend to be one long session of win and awesome

Drakim: I REGRET NOTHING
...
Why exactly WAS there a tree for Eve to eat from?
  what possible purpose could it have?
  OMG POISON TREE IN THE CENTER OF YOUR HOME

me: let's not get into this.
  My friends argued about this once.

Drakim: XD

me: my girlfriend and her extremely devout friend

Drakim: I'm going to fly over to hawaii, and plant a fucking poison tree in your house

me: "Whence cometh evil?"

Drakim: and you shall not be allowed to eat the perfect fruit it bears

me: Straight from Drakim, that's whence

Drakim: DR
  XD
  I mean
  whatever God needed the tree for
  He could have done without the tree

8:07 AM I mean, he is supposed to be God
  methinks it was a trap
  God had a bet with the Devil over how long they would wait until they ate from it
  "They won't last a week" said the Devil
"Nuhu!" says God
  "Bet ya fifty bucks they will"
  "you are on!"
  http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/372088
  http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/372089
7 minutes

me: OH
  One of my friends pointed out something cool

Drakim: with his finger?
or his voice?

me: ... with his voice

Drakim: define pointing
  ah
  okay
  go on

me: anyway God made the world and THEN he made light
  so he made the world, in the dark
  like "I -think- this goes here"

Drakim: XD

me: it would explain a lot

Drakim: he used a whole day to create the world
then he used another day to create the sun, the moon, and ALL other gazilion of stars
  the radio for work of those days are like, 1:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
  I mean, one planet vs unlimited solar systems?

me: gotta put it in scientific notation
12.94x10^10000000000000000000000000000000000

Drakim: XD

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RevivedSin: <gains a flaming aura>
RevivedSin: TOM!
RevivedSin: YOU'RE NEXT!
DNR: *The REAL DNR comes aroung from the side* WHats up Guys?
RevivedSin: <flames go higher>
DNR: Like my cutout?
Tom: Hey! C'mon! That's a signature attack! You need a cooldown time!
Tom: Wait three turns. Hacker.
RevivedSin: ...
RevivedSin: different one
English_Ninja: WHAT'S THIS?
English_Ninja: I HEAR DISTANT SCREAMS FOR HELP FROM ACROSS THE CITY!
English_Ninja: SOMEONE IS....BREAKING THE RULES!
English_Ninja: I MUST DO MY MODLY DUTY!
English_Ninja: [Spidermans across the boards]
RevivedSin: ...
RevivedSin: fine fine
English_Ninja: [kicks RS in the head]
Tom: I know. What the heck! Go punish him EN
English_Ninja: [smashes him with the Warnbat]
RevivedSin: <dodge, then is smashed>
RevivedSin: <crashes into wall>
English_Ninja: [writes a note that says "Ignored cooldown" and sticks it to RS's head, leaving him with one warn]
English_Ninja: [saunters off, whistling]
RevivedSin: PROGRAM ADVANCE!
English_Ninja: [stops]
English_Ninja: [twitches]
English_Ninja: [runs back]
Tom: Heh. Poor RS. The noobling tried to use his sig attack ahead of time. Ah well. Guess he'll never find out the truth now.
English_Ninja: [smacks RS again]
English_Ninja: [writes another note]
RevivedSin: Heatshot, Heat...
RevivedSin: <is slapped>
DNR: Its a conspiracy
Tom: Indeed. Tom always wins, apparently.
RevivedSin: ...
English_Ninja: ["Used Program Advance without noting the shimmering aura the previous turn"]
Tom: I like this conspiracy.
CPU_Ninja: what note is this?
English_Ninja: [sticks it to RS's head]
RevivedSin: <waits a month>
CPU_Ninja: aha
RevivedSin: <or two>
English_Ninja: [comes back a month later and grudgingly removes the two notes]
Tom: Man, I think RS just got a bigol taste of banhammer. That's a win for Tom, I do believe. Oh.. .and sorry DNR. For using you as a shield.
Tom: Yeah.
Tom: ...
Tom: Oh...
Tom: That's no good.
DNR: What? Thats want me!
RevivedSin: It wasn't really dNR
DNR: Wasnt*
DNR: It was a cutout
RevivedSin: just a cutout
English_Ninja: !!!
CPU_Ninja: ...
English_Ninja: [smacks DNR with the Warnbat]
Tom: I see... Well then I don't have to feel too bad.
CPU_Ninja: wha?
English_Ninja: [writes another note]
DNR: OW!
Tom: Although... God modding? BUMBMBUM!
English_Ninja: ["Sockpuppeting with accounts]
English_Ninja: [sticks to head]
Tom: Oooo. Poor guy.
CPU_Ninja: EN's crazy!
DNR: *Eats the note*
English_Ninja: [starts bashing DNR down into the ground, until he's just a bloody mess]
Tom: She's gone crazy with imaginary power! This is awesome!
CPU_Ninja: she's lost it, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
English_Ninja: I AM NOT.
DNR: *Another one comes in* WHAT AGAIN!
English_Ninja: I AM STILL THE PALADIN OF ORDER!
DNR: ?*
English_Ninja: ......
English_Ninja: [takes out the rocket launcher]
RevivedSin: lol
English_Ninja: [switches it to "IP BAN"]
English_Ninja: [raises]
CPU_Ninja: AAH, EN'S DELUSIONAL TOO
RevivedSin: roflmao
Tom: Dude... You're just envoking the wrath of EN's terrible death machine.
English_Ninja: [aims at DNR]
English_Ninja: [fires]
RevivedSin: this is awesome
English_Ninja: [IP banned]
RevivedSin: someone should quote this
English_Ninja: you guys do it
Tom: DNR has left the chatroom.
English_Ninja: I'm too busy being paladinny
RevivedSin: I can't
English_Ninja: ...all right, fine, I'm on it
Tom: Like I know how to quote...

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Zan: Trunks X Gohan! Lolololololol
chat-admin: *Smacks Zan*
Nachahmen--FZ: haha
chat-admin: NEVER SPEAK LIKE THAT IN MY PRESENCE AGAIN
chat-admin: I think you dropped my IQ by half a point. ;~;
Nachahmen--FZ: penisxvagina
chat-admin: CORRECT.
Nachahmen--FZ: PenisxAss
chat-admin: CORRECT, if the ass is that of a woman.
Nachahmen--FZ: lol
Nachahmen--FZ: homophobia?
chat-admin: No
chat-admin: Just straight
chat-admin: :3
Nachahmen--FZ: I've done a man in the booty
chat-admin: ...
chat-admin: Que?
Nachahmen--FZ: it's not all it's cracked up to be, let me tell you
chat-admin: O RLY?
Zan: ........
chat-admin: DETECT LIES! *Rolls 20* *Detects that FZ is lying*
Zan: This turned awkward real fast.
chat-admin: XD
chat-admin: Even more evil
Nachahmen--FZ: ok ok
Nachahmen--FZ: fine
Nachahmen--FZ: I haven't
Nachahmen--FZ: BUT
Nachahmen--FZ: BUT
chat-admin: Is that all of Sangue's attacks make people bleeeeeed for a small amount of additional damage
Nachahmen--FZ: BUTttttt
Nachahmen--FZ: I have considered it.
chat-admin: ...
chat-admin: Rly?
chat-admin: Why'd yeh consider it?
Nachahmen--FZ: in one PARTICULAR case, yes
Nachahmen--FZ: because this man
Nachahmen--FZ: is LIKE a woman
Nachahmen--FZ: but has a penis
chat-admin: ...
chat-admin: SHEMALE!
Zan: He considered doing you in the butt Twi. When he heard your sexy voice.
chat-admin: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Nachahmen--FZ: lol
chat-admin: FZ IZ TEH GHEY 4 MEE
chat-admin: LOLOLOLOLOL
Nachahmen--FZ: ROFL
Zan: Lololollolololloololo

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You have joined room: Lambda_Unseeing_Bloodhouse_Virgin
Welcome!
Wooga: YAY!
Piros_the_3rd: <slashes at monster with giant axe>
Piros_the_3rd: Wooga stabbed it
Wooga: Warp it Walker Texas Stranger!
Piros_the_3rd: GAN DIVIDE!
planeswalking_medic: Wooga fails to hit, Piros cuts monster's arm off
Wooga: Wha?
planeswalking_medic: Monster trys to bite, but fails
Piros_the_3rd: <whacks at monster with Earth element powered axe>
Wooga: *Roundhouse kicks the monster*
planeswalking_medic: Wooga and piros hits
planeswalking_medic: Monster is down.
Wooga: YES!
Wooga: *Runs to door*
Piros_the_3rd: HEAVE HO!
Wooga: How many doors?
Piros_the_3rd: <slams the door down and there are naked women everywhere>
Piros_the_3rd: just one
Wooga: YES!
planeswalking_medic: You hear a ding, and you see magus
Piros_the_3rd: ...
Wooga: NO!
Wooga: *Stabs Magus*
planeswalking_medic: ......does nothing
Piros_the_3rd: If the other he of fair eyes were here I bet we would win...
planeswalking_medic: Yes you would
Piros_the_3rd: <the women scream and run away>
Wooga: *Pimp Slaps Piros*
Wooga: I'm the only fair eyes we need.
Piros_the_3rd: gah! what was that for!
Piros_the_3rd: ...
Wooga: For doubting my skills.
Piros_the_3rd: ONWARDS!
planeswalking_medic: *For some reason Magus offers you tea*
Wooga: *Jumps on Magus*
Wooga: *Starts biting*
Piros_the_3rd: GAN DIVIVDE... Oh, why thank you...
Piros_the_3rd: <about to cleave Magus in half, but stops to drink some tea>
Piros_the_3rd: Ah, how refreshing comrade.
planeswalking_medic: *Magus talks about the old times*
Piros_the_3rd: ahahahahaha!!!
Wooga: *Tries to bite into Skull*
Piros_the_3rd: I shall remember thee!
Piros_the_3rd: ...
planeswalking_medic: *Magus kills Wooga*
Wooga: *haunts Magus*
Piros_the_3rd: logout man!
Piros_the_3rd: ...
Wooga: Never!
Piros_the_3rd: you have no ghost.. wait, yes you do...
Piros_the_3rd: Rip Maen!
Piros_the_3rd: <revivesWooga>
planeswalking_medic: "Thats for attacking me in my home!" Magus claims
Wooga: Okay, I'm done.
Piros_the_3rd: ...
Piros_the_3rd: Why the hell do you have naked women in a hotspring in your home?
Wooga: MY NAKED WOMEN!
Piros_the_3rd: you're a friggin piece of data!
Piros_the_3rd has left.
The_Terror_of_Death has joined.
planeswalking_medic: ".....It was skith's Idea..."
The_Terror_of_Death: BOOYAH BABY!
The_Terror_of_Death: I'M THE TERROR OF DEATH!
planeswalking_medic: *Magus stares at terror
The_Terror_of_Death: Ikuze! Koi! Koi yo! Ore wa KOKO NI IRU! SKEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooga: I'm Wooga, and this is Magus.
The_Terror_of_Death: <goes super powah avatar mode and deletes Magus with the use of his scythe and Data Drain>
The_Terror_of_Death: XD
Wooga: YAY!
planeswalking_medic: "Skeith, why again does our home have a hotspring with neked people in it?" Magus asks.