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Like I said. No life at all.

o.O

I don't get it.

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Awesome,
Completely awesome, Twi and Drakim are gods.

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BRAAAAAAAINS.
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You herby get exactly 1 bajillion Link Coins. No more, no less.

Bugger. I can't call my game "Epic" beacause there's already a company who has the same name.

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PaladinGC: Chat-Admin: MASS KICK ENSUES.
ROFLMAO!
Demonstar has left.
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PaladinGC: ......whateth the fucketh
  Disconnected.

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Because Chavs breed like filthy, FILTHY rabbits, you may end up having to talk to one, as there is now no getting away from these horrid excuses for sub-humanity. As such, here is a helpful guide for understanding what chavs say:

Innit: Hello.
Innit: I am a stupid, fat arsehole of a chav.
Innit: I hate you because you are better than me.
Innit: I hate pond life because it is better than me.
Innit: I did not pass my GCSEs.
Innit: I am in fine possession of an ASBO.
Innit: JOHNNY
Innit: Good evening fine sir, could one be so ostentatious as to ask a fine gentleman/madam as yourself to part ways with your currency?
Innit: Excuse me my good sir, are you searching for a slap to the face?
Innit: I believe I have obtained the sole rights to sexual congress with this woman, and if you do not stop looking at my esteemed female partner here, I may be required to place my fist in your visage.
Innit: Aren't these big hoop earrings just lovely?
Innit: I am pregnant/have got someone pregnant.
Innit: I am too thick to get a job, so I will now proceed to steal all your cash/posessions
Innit: Can you direct me to where I obtain a car body kit, big boy spoilers and chrome alloys for my 1987 Ford Escort, prithee?
Innit: Would you be so kind as to purchase alcoholic beverages from the shop for me? I am awfully thirsty.
Innit: Why yes, today is a rather splendid day for a walk in the park, I'll make the picnic, you can go steal us a car.
Innit: Please put me out of my misery by killing me.
Innit: I am currently employed at a McDonald's franchise.
Innit: I am currently employed at a supermarket (part time).
(don't bother learning these two - you're unlikely to meet a chav with a job).
Innit: I am currently unemployed.
Innit: I have no idea who my child's father/mother is.
Innit: I say sir, touch me again and I'll be forced to take appropriate actions by reconstructing your face.
Innit: Please place all the money you possess in my hand within the next 7 seconds or I will be forced to perform the well known 'Pimp slap' manoeuvre on the right hand side of your face. Later this day I will either hand the money to my drug dealer who has been asking "Where's my money?" over and over for the past 4 and a half months, or I will use it to buy a 3 litre bottle of cheap cider from my local Aldi.
Innit: I got my 12 year old sister pregnant.............twice!!!
Wat r u gawpin' at: What are you looking at sir, if I may politely enquire?
I'll fuckin' bang ya: I shall now push you in front of my acquaintances to prove I am the dominant male of the species.
Wowowowowow.... Don't bang innit: I see that you have far superior fighting abilities compared to myself. I shall have to remember to bring twice as many friends next time we meet.
Ooh-ye-fuckin'-mosher-like-i'll-smash-you-up-proper-like-fuckin'-wanker-ooh innit: Sir, I am warning you, please step away from me or I will become mildly irritated. I strongly insist that you proceed away from my territory. May i also add that your attire irrates me most profusely.
Yo Yo Yo, I have no beef with you dog!: I have not disrespected your culture so why are you resulting to physical violence?
Ya got tha time m8?!: My time is money and is not to be wasted. I want to get a good look at your phone/watch so I can mug you in that underpass there.
Ya mutha: For sooth old bean, my sense of humour is simply divine!
I'd tap that: I wish to borrow your girlfriend for a night, would you be so kind as to oblige? I will try my best not to transfer chlamydia to her but I'll make no guarantees, OK old chum?
Brer: I consider you to be a close friend of mine.
Beig: I do apologise sir, but I do not consider nerds/geeks/emos/Wikipedia editors such as yourself to have sufficient calibre to become one of our friends (because they are too cool). I suggest you run for your life immediately.
Iz it cuz i iz fit blud?: Are you making that decision purely on my aesthetic appearance?
I iz bangin in de ghetto: One considers himself quite popular in his homeland.
Iz yus dizzy blud: Are you of a safe frame of mind dear compatriot? (rhetorical)
Fookin' Goff: Salutations, fellow citizen! I must say, your taste in earrings and necklaces is quite fine. I am sorry to say Madam, that I require you to give me your splendid jewellery to pay for my cider and provide my children with child support money.
And then I was like...: After he had made his somewhat funny quip I rapidly followed with a rather humorous anecdote of my own. I conversed as follows...
GIZ A WET!- Excuse me, my fine gentle man, could I request a beverage?#
Yer Mam - Your mother was on fine form last night, old chap
Ere leek I'll do yer windys in - I would prefer not to cause offence by inflicting actual bodily harm upon your person. Therefore, I shall instead proceed to make short work of your windows with this large brick.
I'll do yer knees in leek - My most sincere apologies old boy, but your conduct toward me and my chums has encouraged me to inflict severe damage upon your leg benders.
yo' what? - sincere apoligies, my dear old chap, but i had the misfortune of not hearing the last few words you were so kind as to speak./ I must apologise but i must express my disbelief at the statement you just uttered.
gerroff,faggot! err, so sorry as to interrupt, but would you be as kind to stop attempting to suck my reproductive organ,thank you.
YO' FUCKIN' KNOB'EAD: You are a person I am not enthralled to be in front of in this moment, presently.
Innit Bled? Is this not true my close personal associate.
You better watch it m8! You are not really my 'mate'.Nor do I even like you particularly. It would give me great pleasure to stab you.
You need a hair cut you fuckin' smelly greebo: I am threatened by the huge cultural differences between yourself and I. Perhaps if you were more like me and removed your long hair via shaving I would not feel so threatened.
OIOI - Hello ol' bean!
Am off cya darlin xxxxxxxxxxxxxx - Goodbye!
YA STARTIN?? - My dear sir, I would have to inquire if you are currently challenging me to a duel with you.
Ner - No.
Oi, step off man, I'm goona nuke dis guy: Stop attempting to fight your attacker off, I'll step in and shoot him for you.
I declare Jihad on yo ass!: I shall return with my other chums for a boxing challenge with you next time we meet.
Wudent fukken do one - No thanks.
Got any credit- Please will you lend me your handset good sir, so I may call my crew, then run off with it and sell it at the local market for £5
I got cauwt wiv 'eat in me gaff! - One was unfortunate enough to have his firearm on display in his abode when the law enforcement workers happened to make their standardised check-up.
Ur getin bnged clean owt m8 - Not to ring my own bell, but I believe you are close to your demise as I declare that I am planning to donate to your head an excessive amount of force, possible enough to remove your cerebrum and cerebellum respectively. Mate.
I'll knock ya ooot- My dear sir I would like to hurt you right now but I am to weak to actually do anything.
Alright Bruv, can ya score me 10 fags and some White Lightning? - Excuse me good sir, I dont happen to have any ID on me at the moment and I was wondering if you would be kind enough to buy me some Cider and Cigarettes from the shop.
Safe mayt, chek out me new henri's - Hello old friend, how are you today? Please regard my rather smashing Henri Lloyd tracksuit bottoms
Ma Pug 206 'atchback. I dun it up so it cun top 190 m8 - I get overtaken by caravans on the A1 in my Peugeot 206. It is obsenly loud with a faulty exhaust and shakes violently when it reaches 70 MPH.
Your gettin shanked blud! - I am required to place my pethetic excuse of a knife inside one of your segments kind sir.

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PaladinGC: 0 EN = Game Over

Yes, there is a game out there where this equation is 100% accurate. NO EN IS GAME OVER. ='D

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PaladinGC: I'll just run away while you die miserably at my hands.

Upgraded Ultimate Strategy: We have discovered the ultimate upgrade to the perfect strategy known as 'Running Away'. Now improved so your enemy dies as you chicken out. (From the same game as above.)

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PaladinGC: God...
PaladinGC: we just totally shattered their whole system...
Keiichi: I just had seraphim wake up
Keiichi: :3
Keiichi: >.>
Keiichi: It's now not even presumptious for you to put
Keiichi: "PaladinGC, shattering systems wherever he walks"
Keiichi: In your sig or profile description
PaladinGC: XD
Keiichi: I mean
Keiichi: You're broken across 3+ boards
Keiichi:
PaladinGC: XD

This comes right after we talked about all the ways a fellow RP forum's game system could be broken. For more details, see: "Upgraded Ultimate Strategy."

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PaladinGC: 0 EN = Game Over

Yes, there is a game out there where this equation is 100% accurate. NO EN IS GAME OVER. ='D

HAW HAW HAW!

YOU ARE POWERLESS TO SURVIVE WITHOUT MY GUIDANCE AND SUPPORT!

I AM THE FORCE THAT KEEPS MOBILE SUITS RUNNING! WITHOUT ME, YOU MUST BE...TOWED! HARHARHARHARHARHAR

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Skyrender: he's becoming far too human
Skyrender:
Skyrender: and too much of a loser
Skyrender: it's all that Rania's fault
Skyrender: ^_^;
Demonstar: easy.
Demonstar: have her killed.
Demonstar: pull a Bond.
Demonstar: >=3
Skyrender: you know, that just might work
Skyrender: "I'll have to deus ex machina you now, dear.  You're hurting my manly image"
Demonstar: or better yet
Demonstar: turn her into a man
Demonstar: >=3
Skyrender: last I checked, homosexuality *decreased* the manliness meter
Skyrender: maybe I can do both
Skyrender: have Suien kill her because he finds out she's a man
Demonstar: ...
Demonstar: you know what, i'm quoting that just for strangeness factor

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Mr._Mann: You say it's fail
Mr._Mann: I say it's lulzy, old boy.
Hiko: *click*
DNR: Heh
DNR: Emulators
DNR: :3
Hiko: God of the Internet. Doesn't matter what you got. He'll get in through the window if he can't get in the door. If he can't get through the window...he'll bring a tank and bust through the wall. (Member of InvisionFree forums. Be afraid. Very afraid.) When the n00b provoked Drakim, the WWW God crashed his PC and damaged it severely.
DNR: Drakim = Emulating lover
Hiko: Wanna add anything?
Daisy: ....I'm off to E-mail my computer
Drakim: ..........
Hiko: Or change
Hiko: ?
Hiko: I still can.
Daisy: ...I mean Teacher
Knight: He is also a Viking
Drakim: that isn't remotely true D:
Drakim: what noob?
Asator: ...
Daisy: ,,,
Hiko: Any noob.
Knight: So he has experience with pillage and raep
Hiko: wanna put zolem
Hiko: or dark?
Hiko: XD
Daisy: N00BMAN!
Hiko: Or me?
English_Ninja: DINNURTIME
Hiko: okay not me/.
Hiko: >>
English_Ninja: I'LL BE BACK LATER
English_Ninja: TO BEGIN THE PAR-TAY
Drakim: I do not need to lie to improve upon my image :0
English_Ninja: You guys are my party crew D:
Hiko: don't lie then.
Hiko: I'm just asking
Hiko: DO YOU WANT
English_Ninja has left.
Hiko: TO CHANGE ANYTHING.
Hiko: >>
Drakim: ....
Drakim: <<
Drakim: I don't have a desire to be public
Hiko: I can hit 'cancel'
Hiko: >>
Drakim: it was your idea from the start!
Drakim: don't ask me
Hiko: mkay
Mr._Mann: *Copies*
Mr._Mann: *Pastes*
Mr._Mann: *Wins*
Drakim: ...

DOUBLEPOSTA.

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Chat-Admin: This guy... this rich, rich guy buys a mansion by a lake.
Chat-Admin: This mansion he gives to his son.
Chat-Admin: Now
Chat-Admin: Within the first month of living there
Chat-Admin: He sees this weird light from the other side of the lake every night
Chat-Admin: So one night... he goes to check it out.
Chat-Admin: He finds a raggedy old shack with this dehydrated, starved girl inside.
Chat-Admin: So he calls the police, they come over there and bust it open (It had been locked and there were bars on the windows)
Chat-Admin: And as it turns out, this girl had been kidnapped a week or so prior.
Chat-Admin: The parents...
EonOmega: were killed?
Chat-Admin: Well, they had committed suicide in their grief.
Chat-Admin: With kidnapping cases, there's something called the 'critical 24', or the 24 hours after it takes place-- this is where they have the best chance of getting the person back.
Chat-Admin: Or was it 48? Hm.
Chat-Admin: Either way
Chat-Admin: This girl now found herself with no relatives.
Chat-Admin: So he decided to take her in.
Chat-Admin: This is where the series proper would start.
Chat-Admin: It'd be this cliche love story anime where he's helping her cope with all this shit, etc etc
Chat-Admin: BUT
Chat-Admin: About 15 or so episodes in
Chat-Admin: There'd be a twist.
Chat-Admin: Whenever he goes to sleep at night, he finds himself looking in through the barred window of the raggedy old shack.
Chat-Admin: He sees these two masked guys stalk towards her with knives--
Chat-Admin: And right before they brutally murder her, she looks directly at him and says 'Wake Up'.
Chat-Admin: He does so only after she's been stabbed a few times.
Chat-Admin: One day
Chat-Admin: Things get weird
Chat-Admin: The sky keeps turning green in short spurts throughout the day, and whenever it does... he sees her change into a corpse while it's going on (Usually for about 20-30 seconds).
Chat-Admin: The worst one out of all of these occurances is right at the start of the day, when they're about to kiss--
Chat-Admin: *Green sky* "AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" *Backpedal*
Chat-Admin: Now see
Chat-Admin: At the end of the day
Chat-Admin: He has no nightmare about her dying.
Chat-Admin: But when he wakes up the next morning...
Chat-Admin: She's gone.
Chat-Admin: And he's awoken in a hospital.
EonOmega: He was in a coma all that time?
Chat-Admin: It turns out he's been in a coma for about two weeks-- with the time coinciding with the night when he would've gone over to check out the weird lights.
Chat-Admin: He gets out of the hospital, and takes one of his friends over to check out the shack with him, for real this time--
Chat-Admin: But when they burst in the door...
Chat-Admin: ...
Chat-Admin: They find her.
Chat-Admin: But she's dead and rotting.
Chat-Admin: She also has...
Chat-Admin: Guess what-- a few stab wounds in her chest.
Chat-Admin: He later finds out from talking to the parents (Who DIDN'T kill themselves in reality) that she had displayed what could only be called as 'psychic' abilities from the time she was born
Chat-Admin: And that the first dream was meant to be a premonition, telling him to come over there and save her-- but he had been pulled in too deep, and had failed to wake up, even with her mentally prodding him with nightmares to save her...
Chat-Admin: The dreams had ended when she had died, basically.
Chat-Admin: You know what the series would be called?
Chat-Admin: 'Sweet Dreams'.
EonOmega: A death in the family?
EonOmega: Ah.
Chat-Admin: Anyway
Chat-Admin: What do you think?
EonOmega: Morbid.
Chat-Admin: That's the point.

Not sure if this counts, but...

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http://z10.invisionfree.com/RockmanChaosNetwork/index.php?showtopic=3084&view=findpost&p=12647887

in Teethspeak:

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This voicemail exists originating younger one, toward flower.  Infant, I fail to cease minding regarding you.  The emotional era we paid mutually is repeating internally of my skull.  I avoid your well-cooked adaptation, the lightweight emotion of your clothlike external organ.  Existing spaced out regarding you is nearly not ursa-capable.  I desire the ability to retard anti-clothe toward you and proceed... at this space, I am affirmative Virgil-kun possesses ceased processing if he sensationed the necessity to regard your man.  Permit me to acquire the extreme justification for my corrective lenses toward you.  Wes possessed donate you the opportunity to link New-Musical.  However, I desire this to exist your decision unpaired, so fail to communicate to your websurgeon regarding it.  I fail to understand Virgil-kun sink, so I'll inherit you will fail to disclose me if you mind his strength to castle the mystery of us good, I fancy toward you and exist misplaced toward you.

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DAMMIT MAJIN! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH SEX FLOATING ABOUT IN YOUR HEAD TO MAKE ME TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY! <shakes his fist at Majin>

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Knight: O_o
dark has joined.
Heat_Sonata: yo dark
Knight has left.
dark: hey heat.
Harbin has left.
dark has left.
Chat-Admin: MWAHAHA
Chat-Admin: Aw
Chat-Admin: He left
Chat-Admin: D:
Capn_Miek has joined.
Capn_Miek: :0
Capn_Miek: Damnit, pplz, get on moar.
Capn_Miek has left.
Chat-Admin: NO
Chat-Admin: I KEEP MISSING PEOPLE
Chat-Admin: JUST BECAUSE I GO AFK FOR 10 SECONDS
Chat-Admin: NUUUUU
Chat-Admin: *Cry*

Oh dear... I feel for you.

But... According to your quote, Heat never left. So you were not alone as you claim to be.

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[01:19] captain0cd: 45 Tracks.
[01:19] captain0cd: That's like.
[01:19] captain0cd: If music was sex.
[01:19] captain0cd: This would be an orgy.
[01:19] Friend: that should be the cd title
[01:19] Friend: 'Orgy- A FFVII Compilation'