Random Chat (NEW!!!) V.1

*loads chaingun and shotgun...then points at niax...*

one more time...i dares ya...

"Bound by global message boards, blogs, chat rooms and of course the games themselves, gamers are perhaps the single most intense subculture on the Internet — fiercely protective of their pastime and at ease with the byways of cyberspace."

I kinda like that quote. : D

I like all these quotes:

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"Women should be obscene and not heard."

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"Humor is reason gone mad."

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

--All courtesy of Groucho Marx

Quote (darkstar1006)

*loads chaingun and shotgun...then points at niax...*

one more time...i dares ya...

*falls in surrender*

I thought it was a memeeeeeeeeeee....T.T

*Readies to fire* See you in the seven hells, beyotch. *unloads gun contents into Niax's face*

What? I have a time share the---*head explodes from massive damage*

ATAK ETS WEEK PONT FUR MAXZIV DAMUCH!

Niax =/= Giant Enemy Crab.

*cough* Dark... i have to tell you... something...

*hack* Re... al... men... u-u-use their...*gasp/dies*

OAH KAY!

*gasps at Dark*

*CRITICAL HIT!*

*is immune* *has shadow effect* hahahahahahahahaaa...i'm immune to your attacks beyotch.

...*Uses Asian HAX to render immunity useless unless wearing women's underwear*

ok, that means sora, EN, and shury can still use immunity...

...what?

he's wearing them on his head...

*places a pair of panties on head* IMMUNE BITCHES!

<grabs his gunblade>
<smites dark>
I don't care if you have Shadow, my sword trumps your measly darkness.
Also:

Quote (Bomber)

THE TWO PATHS BETWEEN TWO  NAVIS... INTERTWINE TO CREATE THE PATH OF THE FUSION! PIERCING DESTINY AS YESTERDAY'S ENEMIES, CREATING A PATH TOWARDS THE FUTURE WITH THESE HANDS! THE UNION OF FATE! PIANISSIMO CROSS RED!

>.>

<.<

*adds Slashing to KKK somehow*

*FAW's Dark alongside RS*

*FAW = Fire At Will*

Did you attach swords to the coffee or something?

...

You know what, I really don't know. Maybe it's, like, coffee beans ground into tiny little blade shapes or something.

Yeah. That's definitely it. My coffee machine's that awesome.

I see, so you've set it to machine-gun mode in that case. <scratches chin thoughtfully>
<locks gunblade into a straighter position>
<takes out his own personalized Killstick>
<adjusts the time-space targeting scope>
<sets the power to maximum>
<pours demonic energy into the gauge>
<loads the gunblade>
<aims at dark>
<fires>

Epic game.