Random Chat (NEW!!!) V.1

I finally got around to shaving my pseudo-stache.
Now I'm obsessively feeling the pseudo-stubble on my upper lip. XD
First time I've shaved in 15 years. I must be cursed with a thin beard.
"I use Senbonzakura to cut my hair."
Byakuya cracks me up.
I recently got another garden gnome for my garden. Maybe this one'll stop the cats from crapping in my garden.
Johnny Bravo is on TV. : D
Woohoo, I finally got around to using these Drakim-code thingys. They rock SO badly!
They rock badly?
I would assume they rock well.
Y'know, like that Norman guy.
But yeah, I'm constantly getting signs to get contacts.
The latest being that my glasses have elected to become instead a pair of monocles.
Have you ever tried to wear a monocle? It's not easy, de masu.
It's a good thing I can still see real well without 'em... Other people get headaches and massive brain hemmorages from wearing them for too long, but for me they only seem to make things easier to read.
That happened to my glasses once. The monocle thing. It was hell playing video games for a while, but I was able to get them repaired.
AHHH! Why is Megaman so big?
Because Rockman's THAT awesome.
Um... so what happened to the chat? o_O;
Check the topic itself. The paid chat is back.
Ah. For some reason, the Paid Chat wasn't showing for me. But I can see it again now.
Uh... Flamer's Paradise? The hell?
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Yeah, it seems like it could really do more harm than good...
However, there are times when I've really wanted to vent, so here's my most excellent opportunity if such a need arises again.
falls asleep
After discussing females a bit with one of my associates, I realized something. I really, really wish I was gay. Why, oh why does the female anatomy appeal to me so much? Damn it!
The title of flamer's paradise is also a pun on how being a troll/flame whore is retarded.

Oh, the irony!
Being a fad whore is 10 times cooler.

;D
I totally agree.