Random Chat (NEW!!!) V.1

The suspect has fleed jail, shooting and wounding a DNS unit on duty during the escape. The DNS is out of critical condition and is recovering nicely. Now for the weather.

I heard the culprit jumped off a prison wall into what he thought was pillows was ACTUALLY barbed wire!

And what the newspaper thought was barbed wire was ACTUALLY pillows! Said culprit only died because he hit terminal velocity on the way down and splattered in a nicely-arrayed mess.

Thanks guys! (and other).

Now, today's forecast has a slight bit of LAG, and possible EXPLODING TRANSFORMERS. So keep in mind to wear that protective rubber safety gear when you're walking outside today folks.

Back to you, EN.

Meh. Now it's just whining pedestrians and politics.

*changes channel*

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Meh. Now it's just whining pedestrians and politics.

*changes channel*

And now for a poorly drawn, writen and acted childrnes TV show that makes you wonder how it came to be so popular, untill you realize that that's the only type of cartoon aroudn anymore and all the good cartoons died in the 80s and 90s with only a few good 2000 cartoons.

Zolem has hit the nail on the head and killed the new transformers series with an 'IT'S OVER 9000!' attack!

This just in that the Transformers are actually chickens that can transform themselves to OMG IS THAT A COACKROACH ARGH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!

Oh and yep the chickens transform into cockroaches, now back to the running for life part.

RUN!!!!!!!

Pass the popcorn, please.

Uhh what popcorn???? *put A LOT of popcorns into mouth*

*punches Ultimatheum in the gut* THAT POPCORN!

*pukes the popcorn in a very disgusting way, bwahahaha* here you go, enjoy XD

oh and if it taste like puke, its not my fault. blame shuryou (bwahaha i just pick random people XD)

Why are all Mexicans in Mexico fat, lazy bastards?

Because the only ones that are decent run/swim/jumpers have already crossed the border.

That puke has an image of Jesus in it! WE MUST PRESERVE IT!!

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Why are all Mexicans in Mexico fat, lazy bastards?

Because the only ones that are decent run/swim/jumpers have already crossed the border.

It's also why Mexico never places in the Olympics.

there comes a time when the laughter must stop, and that's when somebody dies...

today we spend a minute to remember speedy gunzalas, the only mexican who could do anything. a huge hit on bugs bunny's cartoon series, his life was tragically cut short when he started an exsice plan that would make all mexicans run as fast as him. then, on the night before the book was to be released, speedy commited suicide by jumping off a bulding...

... onto 37 bullets(FBI standard issue) that killed him 16 minutes before the fall. we wonder to this day what caused him to do this, and spend a mexcan minute of silence...

*6 weeks later* ok, we still have 4 months of silence left, but I think we should move on...

Realy? I heard he jumped when he found out that he lost his job because the guys at the WB decided to be politicaly correct.

Ehh, Roadrunner was better in terms of cat-and-mouse humor.

Either way, I claim this 100th page in the name of coffee.

Roadrunner was epic.

I mean, hell, one of the funniest kids at school admits to getting some jokes from Spongebob.

I love good cartoons. :'D

Good cartoons are sometimes the only reason I exist. But know which ones I'm pretty sure everyone hates?

Once upon a time ... BUY. THE. TOYS.