Vending Machine

Guest

You get caught with the door unlocked.

I insert a rock.

Kemix1006

you get rockman.

I put in splashwoman and undine.

RevivedSin

Lucky you, a bunch of girls in swimsuits come out to glomp you.

I insert the Lucky Net Temple.

Kemix1006

you get UNlucky net temple.

I put in NUN.

Dark Boy

You get a bug-frag.

I put in a kitty cat.

Kemix1006

you get a claw that rips your face off.

I put in a SP.

RevivedSin

You get a horde of viruses, OH SHIT.

ElecOgreA: 12- Wait, what am I doing? <<;

I put in a snowcone.

commondragon

You get a lava cone

I insert this harmless tube that is in no way, shape or form an atomic bomb that has been painted over.

Ok...maybe shape....

Kemix1006

the machine belches flames at your face.

I put in Gorgeous Princess creamy beamy This web comic.

Dark Boy

You get all of the zennys anyone has ever got on this site!

I put in some oil.

P.A. Master

You get strange looks.

I put in a dollar, and press the "Coca-Cola" button.

Kemix1006

you get a can of coca-cola launched into your groin...that had to hurt...

I put in shur.

commondragon

You forgot to push a button, so you didnt get anything.

I push the shur button

Kemix1006

you get stuck in a mission for months on end.

I put in navi.

LPbomb

You get another Navi........but it's a dead one

I put in my dignity ^^

Heat Sonata

You recieve fame!

I put in my 2-week's notice.

SpaceMonkeySteve

You get a pink slip.

I Fonzie Punch the machine.

LPbomb

You get a Vending Machine toppled over you with millions of random items falling and burying you alive.

I put in a photo of myself in boxers :ph43r:

CC

You get it back at several thousand miles per hour. The machine doesn't like you that way.

I put in a copy of Resident Evil 5 for the 360, since I don't have a 360.

Niax

you get a 360, but it also has a red ring...

I put in some glasses...