Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

*ahem*
SPOILER ALERT~
And some speculation.
Go on, discuss #7!

My thoughts:
A: Harry + Ginny

B: Hermione + Ron

C: Harry = 7th Horcrux???

D: Some kid will teach Hogwarts at one point...
I think that Neville will teach Transfiguration for irony. Considering that McGonagall will be the headmistress.

E: R.A.B. = Regulus ? Black

F: For sure, Dobby dies. Saw it on 4chan. (the book)

That's all I have for now, I forget what else.

See my away message

Already did, now suck it up. Why did you even look at this topic?

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SPOILER ALERT~

EDIT: THANK YOU, 4CHAN!
-The only person of consequence to die is Voldemort. (and dobby)

-Epilogue cuts to 19 years after Voldemort dies, Harry is married to Ginny and they have three kids: James, Lily and Albus. OH YEAH, I WAS RIGHT

-Ron and Hermione get married, have a couple of kids OH YEAH, I WAS RIGHT

-Snape became headmaster of Hogwarts after Voldemort gets it

-Dumbledore in fact arranged his death months in advance, so he wasn't murdered by Snape

-Neville becomes a professor at Hogwarts - OH YEAH, I WAS RIGHT
XD

...
If none of this actually happens.
I have free dominance over you for one day.

Harry Potter is taking things from Transformers! "One shall stand, and one shall fall" sound familiar, well one of those sentences in the book basically says it.

o_0, is this accurate? if so.....i shall kill thee hiko with a chainsaw.

Correction: you shall die a horrible, head-crab induced / hiko-induced death. Careful, Dark. Headcrabs can be poisonous.

You do realize he posted it as a spoiler? You can't kill Hiko for something that's not/is hi-

John Freeman: Woah, where did all that text appear from and why haven't I blacked out from it being on my head yet? *blacks out*

?
Whaaaat?

so? i can still kill him for spoiling the end of the book pretty much.

Lulz, headcrabs.

NO

I REFUSE. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT!

HARRY+HERMIONE, GOD DAMN IT.

I CONCUR WITH KAZU'S STATEMENT!
I mean, where the hell did RonxHermione come from?

Well, Harry and Hermione are just friends. Rowling made sure of that. Also, it was supposed to be a meaningful relationship for Ron. As upposed to... well, you know.

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Well, Harry and Hermione are just friends. Rowling made sure of that. Also, it was supposed to be a meaningful relationship for Ron. As upposed to... well, you know.

Snogging every page of the book?

Yeah, that's it >>

*snicker* "Snog" *snicker*

But serioiusly, where did you get your information?

Your 'credible source' is 4CHAN?

Please. I could just as likely say that the last chapter is Harry waking up under the stairs at the Durselys, dreaming a huge dream to make his miserable life bearable.

There were PAGES OF THE 7TH BOOK, SCANNED.
EDIT: and the chapter 'nineteen years later' >:0
I saw the title page, the copyright shit page, and some other ones!
And mugglenet.com
Come ON. Hermione dated McLaggen to make Ron jealous, like what Ron was doing with Lavender. They fuckin' leeerve each other, they'll express their feelings in the next book. >_>
Harry + Cho was just a crush. Harry marries Ginny and they have kids. Done.

There's still the fact it's 4Chan, even thou you're probably right.