Random Lulz Thread

Do you want him to be muscular? Cause if so, he needs to weigh more.

Quote (Original)

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

I was listening to this song and figured out... This can be MUCH better. I will rewrite it! So I decided to abuse the meme of 4Chan known as 'Seaking Fuck Yeah'. Here's my version.

Seaking...
Seaking...
Seaking, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
Seaking, FUCK YEAH!
Horn Drill is the only way yeah,
Cynthia, your reign is through cause now you have to answer to,
Seaking, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my fins, and suck on my horn,
Seaking, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when he comes for you now,
it's the fish that we all share; it's the Pokemon for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

Whirlpool, FUCK YEAH!
PokeMart, FUCK YEAH!
Goldeen, FUCK YEAH!
Pokeball, FUCK YEAH!
Loli, FUCK, YEAH!
4Kids, FUCK YEAH!
GTS, FUCK YEAH!
Trainers, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Hyperbeam, FUCK YEAH!
Surfing, FUCK YEAH!
Yiffing, FUCK YEAH!
Swift Swim, FUCK YEAH!
Running Shoes, FUCK YEAH!
Lorelei, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Water Veil, FUCK YEAH!
Tauros, FUCK YEAH!
Slowpoke and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Megahorn, FUCK YEAH!
Waterfall, FUCK YEAH!
Azumao, FUCK YEAH!
Potions, FUCK YEAH!
Battle Tower, FUCK YEAH!
Delibird, FUCK YEAH!
Ludicolo, FUCK YEAH!
Super Rod, FUCK YEAH!
Team Rocket, FUCK YEAH!
Team Galaxy (Rocket wins)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Pokemon Duels
Seaking

*ROFLs* Try singing this text along the original. It's amusing. It's not a lot of change, but it's still amusing to waste your time with. XD

No Mudkip and Magikarp in the last stanza?

Interesting, there are multiple ways to do that song, lets see what's next.

Your own personal DERP Squad in Diamond and Pearl!

Pokemon Party:
Unown D
Unown E
Unown R
Unown P
Unown !
Bidoof (Try making a ball capsule with DERP! coming out of it and nicknaming Bidoof the "DERPZORD" XD /lol)

Wow, I never knew that meme was THAT successful.

Also, I am SO doing that. Level 100 Bidoof tiem. Not good for anything but lulz, but lulzy all the same.

Thanks to King for providing images. XD
Thanks to Aim for the drawings. XD~

... That first image reeks of yaoi. D:
THIS CALLS FOR REVISION.
<grabs paintbrush>

This movie.

Here's a fun little story for you guys that happened today.
Me, my father and my mother were out to the cinema today to go watch Transformers. Awesome movie, by the way, go watch it now. Anyway... In a movie is a break where you can get something to snack. We did. My mom and I went to get ice cream for me and my dad. So let's show how it went...

Shur's mom: "Two chocolate chip ice cream, please."
Salesman: "Taking a single big one is cheaper, miss. You could both eat from it and it's five times bigger."
Shur's mom: "No, I'll take two small ones. Otherwise they'll fight for it."

CONCLUSION. THAT SALESMAN THOUGHT I WAS ON A DATE WITH THE WOMAN WHO IS MY MOTHER. DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT!?

THE SALESMAN.
THOUGHT.
I WAS.
ON A DATE.
WITH MY MOTHER!

I WAS HAPPY I COULD GET BACK TO MY SEAT. I WAS CONSTANTLY ROFLING! OR I LOOK GODDAMN OLD ALREADY OR MY MOM IS YOUNGER THAN SHE LOOKS! GOD! IT WAS SHEER EPIC!

He, of course, didn't know she was my mother.

ROFL!

HAHAHA!!! funny. just fucking epic shur.

Gets real funny after 12:00.

That was a great shippuden..

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!



Additional Lulz.

...
I can't access your site, Lego.
EPIC WIN SHUR!

I hereby revive this topic with the most hilarious menu ever:

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/

All of it's either senseless or full of lulz, but the last few items really did it for me.

Quote (RevivedSin)

Your own personal DERP Squad in Diamond and Pearl!

Pokemon Party:
Unown D
Unown E
Unown R
Unown P
Unown !
Bidoof (Try making a ball capsule with DERP! coming out of it and nicknaming Bidoof the "DERPZORD" XD /lol)

I called my Bidoof the DERPACHIEF.

*MGS ROFLing*