The Silly Game Quotes thread

"I take loses witha big smile. Do you find that odd?"
-Waitress Kati, Pokemon Pearl.
I. LOVE. THIS. GAME!
Also, the third Gym Leader sounds like she's hitting on me like the loli she is,
"Gee, I'm hungry... Oh sorry, it's nothing. I didn't say anything. Ryou, I can't explain what it means to be strong. I don't know how much effort goes into being strong... But being with Pokemon lets us keep making the effort, doesn't it?"
-Maylene, Veilstone City Gym Leader, Pokemon Pearl.
Kids really just say the darndest things. XD
My tuxedo makes my character look like Giovanni though. D:

Quote (Tales of Symphonia)

Lloyd: "Colette...need cure for poison..."
Colette: "Oh, I'm not poisoned, Lloyd!"
Lloyd: "No...I mean...me..."

Lloyd: "Did everyone see me?"
Colette: "You were great Lloyd!"
Sheena: "You're incredible!"
Raine: "We're counting on you."
Lloyd: "Heh heh..."

Lloyd: "Victory..."
Colette: "..belongs to..."
Sheena: "...the most..."
Zelos: "...Sexy! Dead Sexy!"

Lloyd: "Did everyone see me?"
Genis: "Yeah, Lloyd, you were great!"
Kratos: "We're counting on you."
Lloyd: "Eew..."

Lloyd: "Did everyone see me?"
Genis: "Yeah, Lloyd, you were great!"
Zelos: "You're the best!"
Lloyd: "It just isn't the same..."

Lloyd: "How's that?"
Kratos: "Overconfidence breeds carelessness."
Raine: "You need to focus!"
Lloyd: "...I'm sorry...."

Lloyd: "Did everyone see me?"
Sheena: "You're incredible!"
Raine: "We're counting on you."
Presea: "You were amazing, Lloyd!"
Lloyd: "heh heh..."

Lloyd: "Presea, no one can stand against your axe!"
Presea: "The enemy has been defeated. We should move on."
Lloyd: "Cold..."

Lloyd: "Look at Mr. President, strutting his stuff."
Regal: "Ugh..."
Lloyd: "Hahaha! You're turning red!"

Colette: "Heh heh heh... I'll protect everyone!"
Lloyd: "Thanks, Colette!" (If you ever get the chance to hear this, don't.)

Colette: "Our weapons are love!"
Genis: "Justice!...and"
Kratos: "Ugh...Hope."

Colette: "Wow Lloyd, you looked really cool!"
Genis: "I'm starting to wonder about your tastes, Colette."
Lloyd: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Genis: "Dwarven Vow number 7..."
Colette: "...Justice and love will always win!"
Lloyd: "Ugh... I hate that saying!"

Genis: "I'll protect you, sis!"
Raine: "I'm counting on you."
Genis: "Hehehehe."

Genis: "I'll protect you, Presea!"
Presea: "And I'll protect you too, Genis."
Genis: "Uh...okay..."

Raine: "Lloyd, I want you to remember that enemy's weakness. "
Lloyd: "Aw man, you're making me study here, too?"

Raine: "What was that enemies' name?"
Colette: "I like Poochie."
Raine: "No dear, I meant the species."

Raine: "This is not an inn, dear."
Sheena: "Be quiet you cold hearted witch!"
Raine: "Let's just leave her here."

Kratos: "Let's hurry on."
Lloyd: "Man...I didn't get to do anything..."

Sheena: "Are my Seal Spells amazing or what?"
Lloyd: "Yeah, Your moves are definitely awesome."

Sheena: "And don't come back!"
Colette: "I don't think they can come back."
Sheena: "...Um...You're becoming more like Lloyd, aren't you?"

Sheena: "Well, don't think you can beat us just because we're women."
Raine: "Women are better suited for battle, you know."
Colette: "I won't lose.  I have to protect everyone!"
Presea: "We will always win."

Sheena: "Did you see my attack?"
Zelos: "Oh yeah, Baby. I was watching all right."
Sheena: "For some reason, I don't think that was what you were focusing on."

Zelos: "No one can stand against the great Zelos!"
Lloyd: "You mean no one can stand you."
Zelos: "Lloyd, that was seriously harsh."

Zelos: "See that? Super Zelos' attack is invincible."
Lloyd: "So who should we fight next?"
Genis: "How about that red-headed Chosen Guy?"
Zelos: "Whoa, whoa, you're kidding right?"

Zelos: "See that? Now tell me you didn't fall in love."
Colette: "Yes! It was incredible!"
Sheena: "Yeah, Raine's special attacks are ultra-cool."
Zelos: "I wasn't talking about her..."

Presea: "Enemy defeated"
Lloyd: "Presea, no one can stand against your axe!"
Presea: "Uh...Thank you!"

Regal: "We must protect..."
Presea: "...This world..."
Sheena: "...With our own hands."
Zelos: "And speaking of hands, I think I'll put mine..."
Sheena: "Ugh, idiot!"

EPIC END OF BATTLE TALES QUOTES! XD
"If Professor Rowan ever found out I lost my Pokedex. Eeewww... I don't want to think of what he might do to me."
-Dawn, Pokemon Pearl.
Okay! THAT CONFIRMS IT! PROFESSOR ROWAN IS A RAPIST!

We're forgetting quite a lot of golden quotes, and they're all from one game.

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"

"YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!"

"LAUNCH EVERY ZIG!"

"MOVE ZIG!"

etc.

also...

HOLY COMPUTER ROOM!

-Vector

HADOUKEN!

"You don't seem to complete, Sigma"
Neither does your sentence, X.

"Have fun getting hurt out there."
-Holt Village Cleric for the Netherworld Hospital, Disgaea 2.
I also was seriously like, "WTF? o_O" at this statement.

"So...you think oyu can handle this many?"

"Well...it might get tough if one more shows up..."

"Then that'll be the one I'll have to take care of."

"Oh! You're fighting too?"

"Leon and Cloud"
-Kingdom Hearts 2

((That was just too funny! I loved it. -^_^-))

I loved that!

Too bad that part of the game was utter fail on normal difficulty.

The next two quotes come in an objectionable format.

But he was kind of suspicious, with all those stitches.

But those black leather gloves were really suspicious!

Both of these were from Case 4, Farewell My Turnabout in Phoenix Wright, Justice For All.

Quote (Shuryou)

Colette: "Heh heh heh... I'll protect everyone!"
Lloyd: "Thanks, Colette!" (If you ever get the chance to hear this, don't.)

Now I just gotta, to find out why. D:

Quote (Savage King)

Quote (Shuryou)

Colette: "Heh heh heh... I'll protect everyone!"
Lloyd: "Thanks, Colette!" (If you ever get the chance to hear this, don't.)

Now I just gotta, to find out why. D:

I believe that one is said when everyone dies and you have to have Colette kill the enemies...Or some variation of that.

Dear God.

Which one was that from again?

"If I hadn't met Ovan, and if I hadn't met Shino, and I hadn't been PK'ed by Tri-Edge. Would I still be laughing and enjoying this game like the rest of these guys?"
-Haseo, .hack//G.U. Vol. 1
Uhhhh... that's just weird... You're enjoying a game BECAUSE you were PK'ed? o_O
But then again, Haseo's cwazy.

"I like Magikarp. They are tasty with rice."
-Some person in Pokemon Blue. Poor Magikarp. ;_;

But you have to wonder, how do they eat?
According to the anime, it's possible for Humans to consume Berries, Pokeblocks, and Poffins. But in the game... I really see no trace of possible food whatsoever...
Wait! Maybe, instead of releasing Pokemon into the wild from your computer, the player... eats them... ;_; <shudder>
Well, the people have plenty to drink, but seriously, what do they eat? O_o

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KAREL/GEITZ    C RANK

KAREL:  ......
GEITZ:  Hey, you there.
KAREL:  ......
GEITZ:  Hold on there! Listen, you! Are you deaf?! Aren't you the one they call
        Karel? The sword-demon?
KAREL:  ...What do you want?
GEITZ:  They told me to join you and fight beside you.  Didn't someone give you
        the same orders?
KAREL:  ......
GEITZ:  Hey, hold up there!
KAREL:  This is no tea party, boy.  Stay out of my way.
GEITZ:  ...... Whoa... That guy gives me the creeps...

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KAREL/GEITZ    B RANK

KAREL:  You...
GEITZ:  Wha...! What are you doing!? So you want to fight me?
KAREL:  ...... Bring it.
GEITZ:  Huh!?
KAREL:  Show me your skill.  I want to see you fight.
GEITZ:  Yeah? How's this!?
KAREL:  I see... You have much to learn.
GEITZ:  What? That's it!? Hey, come back here! What was all that about? Man, I
        just don't get that guy!

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KAREL/GEITZ    A RANK

GEITZ:  Hey, Karel! Karel! I know you're here somehwere! Hey! Come on out!
        ...Please!
KAREL:  ......
GEITZ:  You've been following me, haven't you? If you're nearby, just say so!
        It's creepy!
KAREL:  So then... You noticed.
GEITZ:  Of course I did! I got goose bumps!
KAREL:  I've been watching you.  Watching you fight.  You have natural gifts,
        honed well in battle.  Your sword arm is much improved.
GEITZ:  Yeah, so what!? Stop being so weird! You sneak up on me like death itself
        and... Wait... You're not trying to ambush me, are you?
KAREL:  Pfah...
GEITZ:  Give me a straight answer! "Pfah" is not good enough!
KAREL:  Pfeh...

Aah, Fire Emblem support convos. Always good for a laugh.

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"If I hadn't met Ovan, and if I hadn't met Shino, and I hadn't been PK'ed by Tri-Edge. Would I still be laughing and enjoying this game like the rest of these guys?"
-Haseo, .hack//G.U. Vol. 1
Uhhhh... that's just weird... You're enjoying a game BECAUSE you were PK'ed? o_O
But then again, Haseo's cwazy. 

Actually Haseo isn't enjoying it since he is apart of G.U. and his role is more like a duty. What he means is, if he WAS NOT PK'ed by Tri-Edge, he would enjoy the game like a normal player like others instead of hunting down why Shino is in a coma and Ovan who introduced him into the Twilight Brigade. Now another fun quote...

*Yuna in bathing suit*

Rikku: Hmm... What have we here?

Yuna: What?

Rikku: Hmm... Whatever. I know who's got it goin' on!

Yuna: Excuse me!

*Rikku tries to approach Paine*

Paine: Stay away!

Rikku: Who-hoa!

Paine: Wanna get hurt?

Rikku: (to Yuna) You should check out Paine?

Paine: *Stands up* Hurt Time....

((lol. that bathing suit scene was funny and got pretty hot. It was hillarious how they grabbed Riku in a hot spring play fight.))

I'm cosplaying in prison! ~Robopon 2