Explaining Pokemon
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That was epic Goroke.
I totally understand everything now. I have a epiphany about the world of Pokemon... I think.
I totally understand everything now. I have a epiphany about the world of Pokemon... I think.
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So that tail must be...
...Wasn't there a Pokemon Mew stylus, or something before that had a little... red bit on it that was remotely similar to a penis?
Oh, wait...
...NINTENDO HAS BEEN HIDING IT ALL ALONG! DUN DUN DUNNNNN!
...Also, if you think this is wacky, you should hear my theories about how the entire Mario series is one big shroom trip.
-Twi
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...
LOL
Wait you mean THIS Twi?
LOL
Wait you mean THIS Twi?
Quote (Chatroom)
chat-admin: Is it just me
chat-admin: Or could the entirety of the Super Mario Bros. series be explained as one big shroom trip?
Divinity: Yes.
BukteBomb: ... By gods, he's right.
DNR.exe: The Drug kind?
chat-admin: Yes.
DNR.exe: Yes it is
BukteBomb: That explains the logical fallacies and timeline as a whole.
Divinity: I mean... Goombas? What the fudge?
DNR.exe: And the Koopas
BukteBomb: MARIO AND LUIGI ARE STONED OUT OF THEIR MINDS.
Divinity: He just lost Peach all the time because he was drugged so badly.
chat-admin: There is no Luigi
BukteBomb: MAYBE PEACH TOO.
DNR.exe: Then whats Bowser?
chat-admin: It's mario's hallucination of himself in the mirror
Divinity: Luigi is a hallucination.
BukteBomb: Luigi.
chat-admin: That's what Luigi is
BukteBomb: Luigi is bowser AND a hallucination.
Divinity: Luigi is the person Mario always wanted to be. Tall and not fat.
BukteBomb: Multitasking.
DNR.exe: That explains Luigi's last name
DNR.exe: Mario
BukteBomb: <gasp>
Divinity: What about Wario? He never did shrooms...
DNR.exe: Oh yes he did
DNR.exe: But those were steroids
BukteBomb: Actually...
chat-admin: He gets "Smaller" when he's "Hit" (As the trip gets less trippy)
Divinity: ...Mario is a kid?
BukteBomb: You know those power-up items in Wario Land, the first one?
chat-admin: And when he eats more mushrooms, he gets "Bigger" (Sustaining the trip).
Divinity: Aren't they turnips or something?
BukteBomb: Don't they look like bongs?
BukteBomb: No, they're little metal things.
BukteBomb: They look like bongs.
chat-admin: Holy shit
Divinity: Oh wait. Mario ate turnips in Super Mario Land 2 for the Gameboy.
Divinity: It gave him bunny ears.
chat-admin: ...
Divinity: No kidding.
BukteBomb: Well, bongs, hookah pipes... Whatever.
chat-admin: He was in his neighbor's pot garden.
BukteBomb: Yeah I have that.
chat-admin: >:3
BukteBomb: Thought those were carrots, though.
DNR.exe: XD
chat-admin: Those weren't turnips.
BukteBomb: Considering, rabbit and all.
Divinity: I've got a kitty in my lap.
chat-admin: Or carrots
Divinity: I'm now Anti-Lori.
chat-admin: They were pot leaves
BukteBomb: I've got nothing in my lap. D=
chat-admin: MARIO'S ENTIRE ADVENTURE IS ONE BIG TRIP
BukteBomb: SUMMON THE DRUG ABUSE LIONS.
chat-admin: The later ones just get weirder as his mind gets more f***ed up
BukteBomb: Hm. Like Sunshine.
BukteBomb: That was fucked.
chat-admin: PRECISELY.
DNR.exe: heh
BukteBomb: And Galaxy-to-be.
chat-admin: That wasn't FLUDD that he was spraying "Water" out of.
Divinity: Sunshine, he saw too many colors...
DNR.exe: Dont for get the whole fighting Bowser in a Tub
chat-admin: Bowser = His roomate that doesn't like to get tripped and has a hot girlfriend named Peach?
DNR.exe: IT MAKES SENSE!
BukteBomb: It's a wonder he didn't just move away.
BukteBomb: "Sorry, Mario, but I'm afraid even splitting the rent isn't worth it.
DNR.exe: Tis a Dorm?
BukteBomb: You keep kidnapping my girl and burning me with a lighter."
chat-admin: "You keep "Rescuing" her while we're DOIN' IT, MAN!"
BukteBomb: "And shouting 'fire flower!' Now WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!?
BukteBomb: "
DNR.exe: That WOULD explain the whoe Fire ting
DNR.exe: thing*
chat-admin: See
chat-admin: The entirety of Mario is explainable as one huge shroom trip
chat-admin: >:3
BukteBomb: I have SEEN THE LIGHT!
chat-admin: Dude
chat-admin: We should write a fanfic about this
BukteBomb: <gospel music plays>
BukteBomb: Sorry. Not good at fanfics.
chat-admin: About the various "Games" and such that mario goes through on his Shroom trip
chat-admin: First thing we can argue he tried was acid
chat-admin: That lead to Donkey Kong, the first "Mario" game
chat-admin: Seriously, barrels and a giant ape that kidnapped his girlfriend? He HAD NO GIRLFRIEND, it was a trip off of King Kong!
DNR.exe: Then what is DOnkey Kong?
DNR.exe: If thats true then is all the DK games a dream from mario?
chat-admin: Yep...
DNR.exe: EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
chat-admin: Actually
chat-admin: They're spinoffs
chat-admin: So they don't count
chat-admin:
chat-admin: And the Mario "Party" games?
chat-admin: Him getting really really tripped up
BukteBomb: That was, uh... Hey, look over there, the Parti Quebecois!
DNR.exe: Dont for get Mario Kart
BukteBomb: <flees>
chat-admin: And imagining that he still has friends.
DNR.exe: And Tennis
DNR.exe: And Soccer
chat-admin: Mario Kart: Him trying to drive while tripping.
DNR.exe: YES
chat-admin: Mario Soccer: Him interrupting a kids' soccer game while all high
DNR.exe: XD
chat-admin: Ooh, ooh
chat-admin: The toads could arguably be some people in the apartment building he lives in
chat-admin: And the Koopas are the cops
DNR.exe: Yes
chat-admin: Coming to take away his shroom-tripped ass for the night
DNR.exe: What about the Koopa Shells he throws?
BukteBomb: Um...
chat-admin: Their helmets.
BukteBomb: Oh.
BukteBomb: ...
BukteBomb: Cops have helmets?
chat-admin: Mm-hm
BukteBomb: Or did they send the SWAT after him? o_O
chat-admin: Ever seen a motorcycle riding cop?
chat-admin: Helmet!
BukteBomb: Hm.
BukteBomb: Never seen a motorcycle-riding Koopa.
chat-admin: Well duh
chat-admin: They're not gonna fight him on their MOTORCYCLES
chat-admin: They get off and come at him first
BukteBomb: XD
DNR.exe: XDD
chat-admin: Mario Tennis
chat-admin: Could be him with a Tennis Racket
chat-admin: And a Tennis Ball
chat-admin: Hitting the Tennis Ball at random people
chat-admin: THE ENTIRETY OF MARIO IS A SHROOM TRIP
DNR.exe: heh then explain the Mecha Koopa?
chat-admin: AND IT'S EASILY EXPLAINED
chat-admin: OMFG
chat-admin: Mecha Koopa?
chat-admin: Swat team.
DNR.exe: KoopaCopter
BukteBomb: Helicopter.
chat-admin: "Bowser"'s car.
chat-admin: It would explain why he carries Peach away in it
BukteBomb: OR, a SWAT helicopter. ;D
BukteBomb: XD
DNR.exe: heh
chat-admin: Etc etc
DNR.exe: heh
chat-admin: BTW, QUOTED.
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I don't think that its the mushroom part.
Oh no.
Its just that he came from Japan. Along with Katamari Damaci, Veiwtafle Joe, and all that other weird stuff.
Doesn't stop games from being fun,, though! : D
Oh no.
Its just that he came from Japan. Along with Katamari Damaci, Veiwtafle Joe, and all that other weird stuff.
Doesn't stop games from being fun,, though! : D
