Kill The Person Above You

i grab cloud's buster sword and impale you on it, then i get you un-impailed on it and throw you over a black hole, you dieing as soon as you enter in a way that i won't describe.

What an unimaginative death.

You die of stupidity, and lack of creativness.

Coffee.

Okay...here goes...

I wrap a spiked chain around you, stab you with a pointy metal rod, send an electric current through the chain, pour gasoline on you, light you on fire, grab your arm with a pair of hedgeclippers, and impale you from behind with a spike made from a bamboo stalk.

(that was to blue because lego said virtually nothing)

Elephants. A jar of marmalade. Six weeks in the desert.

Get that spinning through your noodle.

Since you mentoned noodles, i sharpen an uncooked noodle to a fine point, then stab it in the fatal hollow behind your ear. then i cover you with pasta sauce, and serve to the general public.

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

YOU FEEL PUNCHED

I possess your soul, forcing you to become emo and kill yourself.

I send minion Moogles to you. You die of over-cuteness =D

I grab a staff and knock you out from behind. While you lay unconscious, I tie you up an stab you with multiple daggers, leaving them in you after each stab. Then I hang you by a tree and pour gasoline on you. I put a little in my mouth and grab a torch. Yum BBQ.

i grab you by the neck, pour on someing flamable and burn you alive, sacraficeing my own hand to do so.

(to darkstar, in case anyone posts first)

I use a hologram thingy to make a male walrus look like an extremely attractive and horny catgirl, lock you in a box, and chuck you into a black hole, then creat a time warp so you repeat the process of doing the walrus and getting ripped apart by the black hole again and again forever.

I grab your songs placed in your signature, and start beating you over the head with one in each hand. I then take the pile of quotes from my signature, and smash you with them.

I take one of those mini-Somerset Patriots bats and shove it through your throat, handle first. I then hoist you upward with it, showing your near-lifeless body to countless Aztecs, and then I place you down on the ground. I cut a line down your chest, rip open your ribs with my bare hands, and hold your heart to the sky. I then proceed to eat the heart. WITH CHILI PEPPORS!!
Oh, and then I feed your body to various beggars outside of the temple. ^.^

Your brain overloads when confronted with my smartness. you turn into a vegetable, and I eat you. Because I have to eat 3-4 servings of veggies everyday,

While taking a convenient rest in your intestines, I transform back into perfect form. Yelling 'WRYYYY' all the while, I magically produce a steamroller from your insides to crush them and carve a way out for me. I then revive you only to kill you again with mystical kung-fu powers and throwing knives. MUDABUDADADADADADA! WRYYYY

I get Sybil and Natasha, and lock you in a room with them.

Here's the correct "The World" as I shall demonstrate on Blue.

Mudada. MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA ZOA!

ZA, WARLDO! Toki wo tomore.

*knives*

Fushte toki, uge moki da desu.

*steamroller* WRRYYYYYY!

*skips Zero*
*goes to Bugablu*
I chain Sybil and Natasha to the wall with magically produced shackles. After sawing off their limbs, I feast on their torsos. Using Sybil's leg to beat open the door, I pin you down and start gnawing on your jugular. After releasing the stream of blood, I crack your neck and start using Medieval hanging techniques to quarter your body and relase your heart. After feeding your aorta to the carrion, I carve out your kidneys to roast over an open bonfire, along with your mutilated brain. After doing this, I stomp on your body. ^^

Unbeknowst to Hiko, Sybil and Natasha have had sugar before I locked them in a room with him. They come back from the dead, and reassemble themselves. This makes Hiko have the uncomfotrable feeling that his bowels are being purged. They then make a satanic cult, and bring me back to life.

Now the real fun begins.

We put makeup on Hiko, making him look like a transvestite. Then, we have him get plastic sugery, so he has boobs. I just barely stop sybil from sexually molesting him.

I then stick him in a lit class that seems to go on forever. After being tortured to within an inch of his life, I hyponotize his cats, and have them feast on his... man... parts...

Then, I make him cut his wrists like an emo, and rip his heart out of his chest with my bear hands. I crush it to pulp as he watches on, and finally dies.
I drag his corpse around on the back of my chariot, and yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!"
I refuse to give his parents his body back from proper burial