Procrastinator's Convention

I would have updated all three of my fanfics over Christmas break, but I was too lazy.
...I will get my Navi done... I will get my Operator done... Almost... Almost...
I'll scan my art... I'll scan my art... I'll --
Zzz...
I watched 3 or 4 episodes of Death Note today and I only have one day left to finish multiple assignments of which few will take less than an hour and a half to complete correctly...
I'll check my battle thread obsessively until it's modded...

Tomorrow...
So there was this one time I to-
WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA-
*Falls asleep
I will finish my work tonite...I will...hey, people are on the chat room! BRB!
I will rebuild my career as Dark Hero... Right after this show.
ZOMG they're zombies in the chat room! Ahhh! I'll run away...soon...*brain is eaten*