Snack Machine Game, N.E.W edition!

Kemix1006

the ork comes back out, rapes you and eats your flesh.

i put in 20 bucks.

Strikeman

You get 20 pennies.

I put in a massive panda.

Superchild17

You get a 4th Boss from Sly Cooper & the Thievious Racoonus.

Now I insert a Stolen Pepsi.

Hiko

You get cops. Lots of cops.

I insert three plums, an orange and a papaya.

Kemix1006

you get a fruit punch, as in the fruit punches you.

i put in myself.

Aim

You get Terrorist 3, Giant 7, and Colt 5. GOOD GOD, THAT'S AN ENORMOUS GROUP.

I insert mana into Ki's body.

Superchild17

You get a new Skill, Ultra Tera Kamehameha!

I insert Five Hundred Paper Planes.

Hiko

You get one giant plane that impales you against the wall.
I insert an Alfi!

Kemix1006

a random person comes out and slices you in half.

i put in a labtop.

Superchild17

You get a new Windows XP 999

I insert Thirty Blue Eyes White Dragon Cards.

Guest

You are eaten by the Ultimate Blue Eyes White Dragon for being HAX.

I insert...Random sappy poetry.

Kemix1006

you just made an emo cry as the emo stabs you to death.

i put in 1 blue-eyes white dragon and a red-eyes black dragon.

Asator

You get a children's card game.

I put in a flash drive, blank DVD, floppy disk, zip disk, hard drive, and <insert memory storage device here>.

Kemix1006

you get......PORN!

i put in PORN.

Howitzer

You get a kick in the testicular area.

I insert a snowball.

Asator

you spill water all over the floor

I insert a lightbulb.

Kemix1006

YOU GET BRAIN FREZE!
i put in EN.

Guest

You get Thomas Edison. Woah.

I insert Kenny from South Park.

Superchild17

You get a note saying "Oh my god, you Killed Kenny! You Bastards!"

I insert the Jar of Gradius Bee's.

Guest

The machine begins to fling apostrophes at lethal velocity. You better run.

I insert a Prinny Bomb.