The Corrupted Wish Thread, N.E.W edition!

Quote (Phoenix)

Granted. My Katamari sticks you. Hey, you asked for something cool.

I wish to be the King of all Cosmos.

Wish granted but your the king of a different cosmos.

I wish for kalamari to be on the wii.
granted, but it does not work

I wish for Japan #61

Quote (planeswalking fieldmedic)

granted, but it does not work

I wish for Japan #61

Wish granted but it turns into Japan #62

I wish for dots.
Granted, a mage walks in and spams poison spells at you.

I wish I could write these papers they assign me a bit faster...

Quote (Krakatoa)

Granted, but she can't speak English and you go insane with the fact you can't speak to her and shove a powerdrill through your skull.


Ummmm... I can speak Chinese. So point invalidated! ERROR CORRUPTION UNAVAILABLE!

Granted, but you write them too fast, don't check over your work, and therefore get a sucky grade. T-T

I wish for... PETs to be real! No, not those crappy toy ones they've already invented.
Granted, but they impold after a day

I wish for a turn three win in Warhammer fantasy.
Granted. A three win turn occurs. For the enemy! PUM PUM PUM!

I wish all my homework was done and was properly worked.
granted, but it's late.

and I have had a turn three lose before, so I wish I wish I was a fish
Granted, but a shark eats you and you die.

I wish for world peace.

Quote (Strikeman)

Granted, but a shark eats you and you die.

I wish for world peace.

Granted but the world dies in flames from a meteor.

I wish for more wishes!
Granted, you explode for no obvious reason.

I wish that we receive permission to post hentai on the forum.
Granted, but it's ecchi instead.

I wish for money!
You inherit it from your favorite family member.

I wish for a night alone with my girlfriend.
Granted, but its the night she dumps you.

I wish that that 'Flamer's Paradise' board would disappear.

Quote (Phoenix)

Granted, but its the night she dumps you.

I wish that that 'Flamer's Paradise' board would disappear.

I only wish I could grant that wish. D:

I wish I could grant that wish.
Granted, but the next day, a board called 'Flamer's Heaven' appears.

I wish RERN could have a Password hentai board.
Granted, but Shury spams it up with yaoi.

I wish there were more females on this board.
Granted, however they refuse to recognize themselves as girls.

I wish for a bigger brain.
Granted. *plop* There it is in your lap.

I wish my schoolweek didn't start back in seven minutes...
Granted, you are shot and killed.

I wish...I had a better paying job.