Asymptote watched as the chain reactions went off...and unfortunately...his plan failed to one-shot the virus. Unfortunately Vigil had missed with her cannon shot...and his remote tower was completely vaporized without a second thought, he forgot to touch it and enable it's self-destruct protocols. All things considered though, it wasn't a COMPLETE loss. It was blown up to hell and back again and he just about halved it's HP reserves and it's going to keep getting hit regardless of what the thing does. Him neutering it's damage output was the best thing he's done this fight. But he isn't about to be outdone by an overgrown cactus.
Ngh. Who knew such an overgrown thing could be so limber and supple. Asymptote began, rubbing his metal chin, as it began to turn to a frown
So...very very GOD DAMNED FUCKING ANNOYING WHY IS THIS THING STILL ALIVE?! he suddenly yelled, stamping his feet on the cold ground beneath him as he began to flail his arms like a child, though he did make sure he was a safe distance from his partner. A hammer conked Asymptote on the head, seemingly from the heavens.
Control yourself Asymptote. A firm, annoyed, voice came from Joseph, looked like he found a way to play into Asymptote's tantrums, like a cat with a spray bottle of water. Asymptote sat down with a loud thud, blinking behind his visor acting like a dog having been commanded to sit.
I really need to get these tantrums taken care of one of these days. Asymptote said plainly.
So. What chips do you want? I signed you up for a mission after this, though I'm sure our employer will wait for us to finish this up and take a break. Joseph asked, plainly and to the point.
Of course you did. He mumbled under his breath, rubbing the back of his head with his shielded hand. With a sigh, Asymptote would ask for
Cannon, MeteorKnuckle, Cornshot and ThunderBeam.With the four chips locked down, Asymptote noticed his partner...more unhinged than usual...perhaps her channeling his cross...was not the smartest of ideas...but either way, he got back to his feet, the irises glowing a faint green and red just the same as...Asymptote channeled his own cross' power, the same eye reappearing towards the south of the cactus, his eye sending a multitude of data to Asymptote's mind. Each second, he scanned it from close by, he could feel his aim get sharper, he could feel he could just...punch it from even this distance. But once again, Vigil got within melee of the virus, he expected that in all honesty. She was very reckless and she would learn to take a strategic prose to combat before long as he has. But even then, he could work with this. She was shielding herself...and it seemed she tried to hold it down...it was cute she thought it would work, after everything that happened, he could buy a lotto ticket tomorrow and expect to be run over by the ACDC cyber metro.
Loading the chips he received from his op, Asymptote took a knee as he tried to steady himself as much as he possibly could, he needed to not sway as much and he read this helped people take aim against targets. That aside, a bloodshot eye began to grow in front of him, enlarging to about half his size, the navi took it from either end, his own eyes keeping him on target as much as they possibly could. Clutching onto the bloodshot pupil he summoned, he squeezed the sides inwards, the iris flashing a bright red briefly before firing off a shot. A blast of energy attempting to curve inwards towards the cactus he had attacked, looking to rip apart the midsection of it's body.
With his next chip ready, Asymptote held out his hand, a book floating upwards in front of it. A five pointed star beginning to draw it's self out of the thin air, Asymptote's body crackling with built up electricity as the song continued to blare in the background of their fight.
Hmph. This thing needs to get a catchier beat. This song just ain't doing it for me. He commented as the five pointed sigil finished drawing it's self, a magical blast of energy beginning to wrap around his arms, more and more weaponized data coming to the forefront of his powers. And before anyone could say anything, the sound of rockets blared in front of Asymptote, the pentagonal opening into a void of nothingness, until three simple stars began to shoot outwards. Fists made of gore and machinery blasting outwards from his portal, seemingly coming from a god of sorts. The gore covered machinery dripped across the field, heavy plops of blood coating the ground as the trio of fists attempted to crash into separate segments of the dancing cactus, mostly aiming for the upper segments and face, exploding in a gore covering splash wherever they might have crashed into, machine parts and fuel also dripping down upon the field for a brief second before cleaning it's self up.
Thirdly, the navi would reach in from the back of the portal he had created, the scholarly monster soon...pulling back an ear of corn, completely unshucked. Raising a curious eyebrow, the navi let the portal dissipate into the ether and with it, unshucked the corn. Tossing it's husk behind him, a multitude of tiny, eerie eyeballs looked up at him. Each with a different colored iris.
You know, I might be a monster who uses body horror and shit, bit this is unsettling even to me He whispered to himself, shrugging his shoulder as he threw the ear of corn at an empty space in front of him, a loud blast of energy emanating from the space he threw it at. But out of the corner of one of his eyes, he saw a puffed up "kernel" of the eyecorn he threw out, the weaponized eye-kernel jumping up from the explosion and arching towards the virus without hesitation, exploding again a second time as it landed.
And finally, Asymptote finally having enough of this Non-Electrical shit, brought up his arms. Thunder clouds beginning to crackle up above him, a rumble of lightning in the distance as he caught a blast of lightning in his hands. The navi holding the intangible lightning in his hands, GRASPING FIRMLY between his fingers, the navi created what...seemed to be a lightning bolt in his hands, jagged ends and it going back and forth haphazardly.
HEY, CACTUS FUCK! Asymptote shouted as he took a few steps forward, his hand tightly grasping the weapon, crackles of electricity zapping from the weaponized lightning.
GET A LESS ANNOYING BEAT WHEN YOU GET TO HELL! He shouted again, throwing the weapon in his hand, the lightning bolt splitting into three, two of the balls of thunder zipping off to either side of the cactus, but the third...it began to quickly close the distance between the both of them, trying to hone in and invalidate it's dodgy movements.
Overview
*Mathmatician's Gaze 1 (Passive Take Aim 1, Added to Vigil)
*Mathmatician's Gaze 2 (Passive Take Aim 1, Added to Vigil)
*Conservation of Generation (Passive Recover15, use on first instance of damage this turn)
*Generator Charge (Added to Nothing)
*Guard1 Equipped on left arm
*Monster's Visionary: Passive 10 HP Scanner Eye once per turn, Passive Take Aim1 upon summon
*Summon Scanner EyeB within Blast2 distance of CactoLimbo.Stack (Add Take Aim to MeteorKnuckle)
*Masterwork Scanner Eyes (+30 Max/Current HP)
*Self Destruct (All summoned objects from Asymptote deal HP/2 damage in a Blast2 radius to enemies)
1:
CannonDamage: 60 + Knockback
Accuracy: A
Description: A decent sized cannon with a single shot.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Trader Rank: E--->CactoLimbo.Stack (+10 STAB)
2:
MeteorKnuckle1Damage: 30 + Impact + Break + Knockback + Variable Targeting x 3 Fists
Accuracy: B
Description: Launches a triple rocket punch. Each fist targets separately.
Duration: Once
Element: Null
Variable Targeting: Allows the user to select a target for each individual hit of an attack. This means they may strike the same target multiple times, multiple different targets, or a mix of the two as they wish.
Trader Rank: D--->CactoLimbo.Stack (+1 Take Aim, +10 STAB to each hit)
3:
CornShot1Damage: 50 + Trick-Shot Spread 1
Accuracy: A / A
Description: Fires a smart-bomb tipped bullet that explodes and fires a second shot that auto-targets the nearest enemy.
Duration: Once
Element: Wood
Special: Trick Shot Spread: Automatically aims and spreads damage at one enemy nearest the point of impact. Can shoot around corners and bank off walls, floors, etc.
Trader Rank: D--->
throw shoot at empty space, rebound spread at CactoLimbo.Stack
4:
ThunderBeam1Damage: 60 + Seeking x 3 Targets
Accuracy: A
Description: Shoots three beams of electricity at three different enemies. Pierces Invis.
Duration: Once
Element: Elec
Trader Rank: D--->CactoLimbo.Stack
Sig Cooldowns: Field Galvanization (Ready next turn)
Chips Used: Fire+20, SlowGauge, AquaKnife, Guard1, RemoteBit1, LilBoiler1, Cannon, MeteorKnuckle1, Cornshot1, ThunderBeam1